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Bonjourno

My Passion Is My Passion ;) (Youtube them they are epic and they are lovely guys who give magic hugs!)

I love Welsh People and the Welsh accent and Wales in General... especially Ian Watkins

When i'm hyper i am very RANDOM!

I have random spouts of creativity which means i may never update a story or i could update one tomorrow... who knows

YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS is INSANE!!... which is why I love her XD

I live in a invisible, non-existant land with her and a dude called Alle (who is conspiring against her and is bribing me with cake... which i STILL have not recieved!!) YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS runs a gingerbread army and is in charge of the world and makes us all do silly dances to random songs!

Liv09 is the she-devil, she isn't afraid to steal candy from a baby and she laughs at peoples misfortune! BUT the worst thing she has ever done is... write THE GAME on my english folder (Hahaha I bet you've all lost the game now...Oh Crap, now i've lost the game!) PURE EVIL!!

Sooo... Back to Reality...

I love twilight (who doesn't?!) and the Vampire Diaries and music practically rules my life! It makes me happy and it makes me sad and hyper and angry and...yeah you get it... I speshly love Paramore, LostProphets, My Passion, My Chemical Romance, The All-American Rejects, Good Charlotte, You Me At Six, JLS, Cobra Starship, All Time Low, Biffy Clyro and... lots more but i'm one of those strange people that doesn't just like one genre of music, I love it all!! XD

My song of the moment is...

LostProphets - The Darkest Blue

I keep fading into you,
Drowning in your darkest blue,
The sorrow pulls me down,
I'm weightless without sound,
I still hear them calling

I have my words which i use all the time, Liv09 has a tendancy of stealing them!! THIEF!! XD

Things I like:
Twilight:
Vampire Diaries:
The House Of Night Books:
Scrubs:
Friends:
Remember Me
The Host
The Georgia Nicholson Books:
Fanfiction
(Duh)
Ian Watkins
LostProphets
Music
Writing
Reading
My purple iPod
My Blackberry Curve
Pear drops
Fruit salad sweets
Little games/riddles/what ifs/word association with Liv09 and YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS
... I won't bore you with anymore...

WARNING: THE REST IS BABBLE AND IS VERRRRRY LONG, YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO SKIP IT ALL!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, NeverEverLand Girl

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, then you'll understand."

Love is like a clock because what goes around comes around
Love is like an octopus, it's got to much to carry
Love is like a tunnel because you get there eventually
Love is like a balloon because if you let it go, it disappears
Love is like a pepper, spicy and sweet
Love is like the sun because it always comes back
Love is like a firework because the spark ignites then explodes
Love is like a river, it goes with the flow
Love is like a flower, it's beautiful but can die
Love is like a hill because it's up and down
Love is like a bow and arrow because it stabs you through the heart
Love is like an onion because it can make you cry
Love is like McDonalds, you can't get enough
Love is like a rubber because it can be worn away
Love is like a tree because it grows
Love is like a caravan, you can take it anywhere
Love is like a motorway because it goes on and on and on...

(This is actually written on our english rooms walls, the english teacher does make me laugh :') in an 'okay...shes so sad way' )

Some Little quote-y like things!

-A day without light is, well, night

-Don't follow in my footsteps - I tend to walk into walls

-Evening news is when they start with 'Good Evening' and proceed to tell us why it isn't

-There are no stupid questions - Just stupid people!

- Thanks Stephanie, now I will NEVER get a man!

- I don't obsess, I think intently

- 'It's always in the last place you look' Of course it is! Why would you look for it after you've found it?!

-A good girl is a bad girl who's never gotten caught ;) (This reminds me of YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS mwahaha)

- The Dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide

-They say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people' Well I think a gun helps. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG!', i don't think you'd kill many people

- Boys are like Lava Lamps, fun to watch but not too bright

-Most people want to be the sun so they can brighten your day; I want to be the moon so I can shine on you in your darkest hours

-Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than getting hurt trying to put them back together.

- I've built this wall not to keep anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it

-I am the author of my life. Unfortunatly i'm writing in pen. I can't erase my mistakes.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

-98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this onto your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off!

-95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump Motherfuckers!'

-90 percent of all teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was to jump off the top off a tall Building. Post this in your profile if you are one of the 10 percent that would yell "DO A BARREL ROLL!!"

-If you have ever wanted to strangle a fictional character copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"If for one minute you think you’re better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word? You didn’t know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about." - Gerard Way

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My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4511 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ugh, Cullen by Seraphie17 reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen hate each other. Fully fledged war between them, but is it just hiding their true feelings?. Story starts with the end-flashesback to the beginning. Bad language, adult themes and the incredible Edward Cullen are all included.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,456 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Thursday Nights by dxdxhx reviews
Bella hasn't lived an easy life, she came to NYC at 16 in hopes of forgetting her troubled past. Edward's an actor who hasn't had a normal life. Can Edward break down her carefully built walls? Bella's a hardcore singer. Jake's a rapper. Full Summ inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,633 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen's girl by Elmo13 reviews
I shivered from the longing while she shivered from the cold. It was intoxicating. Her hair smelled like raspberries. This was wrong, she was my best friend. AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 91,407 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Don't I Know You? by Not All Heroes Wear Capes reviews
Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,770 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3881 - Favs: 4,724 - Follows: 2,065 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Catastrophe by dxdxhx reviews
What if a second chance at left you with amazing powers? What if you fell in love with the man you hated? What if everytime you touched the man you loved you put his life in danger? What if forever wasn't an option? Welcome to the life of Bella Swan. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
GHOST by theD'Urberville reviews
Loosely based on The Ghost and Mrs. Muir. Bella's a widow, buys a new house which happens to be haunted by none other than Edward Masen. Will Bella stay and find out what he's all about, or will she run away screaming? Is love possible beyond the grave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,135 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
May the Best Intern Win by dxdxhx reviews
Bella and Edward are aspiring designers and they get an opportunity to work for one of the biggest designers in the business as an intern. Bella notices Edward flirting and staring. But why… he’s gay... isn't he? OOC M for languge Canon Couples! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,901 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete