First name: Classified

Last name: I'm not telling

Location:Somewhere in theMilky Way.

Favorite T.V. shows, Video Games, and Books: Case Closed, One Piece, Phineas and Ferb, Minecraft, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Bible, the Left Behind series and the Hood series by Stephen Lawhead

Story Ideas:

Teleportation Adventures

Joshua Meets Phineas and Ferb - Joshua the genius, inventor enters a science fair with a device made with technology nobody has ever seen. He designed the device to allow the user to go anywhere. This includes video games, TV shows, movies and books. Inter-Dimesional Jumper with a Remote is the short version. This is the first book of my new series, The Teleportation Adventures

Joshua's Minecraft Attempt- After winning the science fair Joshua decides to go into his favorite video game, Minecraft. While he is there he finds it's harder than just moving around with keys on a keyboard. When he tries to go out the device malfunctions. Will he find out how to get out or will he die and never come back.

Phineas and Ferb survival mode- Joshua decides to go back to the Phineas and Ferb Dimesion to see what they're up to today. He gets in successfully but when he tries to get out he feels like he quickly becomes unconscious. When he wakes up he looked around and noticed that he was in what looked like a blocky birch forest with everyone that was around him when he tried going home.

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

Random phrases:

This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes dangerous things. I suggest you run from Bob.

DO NOT DISTURB, evil genius at work.

Hello. I have the urge to kill.

Angry people need hugs or sharp objects

I know kung fu and 50 other dangerous words.

Did my sarcasm hurt your feels? Get over it.

Love your enemies, it makes them angry.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

Don’t mess with me! I have a stick!

Think of gingerbread men: are they delicious holiday treats or just another way for children to show off their cannibalism?

Ha ha! I don’t get it.

We’re all gonna die, but I have a helmet.

No trespassing! Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

My eraser will kick your eraser’s ass!

I’m not weird, I’m gifted.

Life called… you failed.

Its better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

Sheep are just demented sticks of candy floss

I can't remember if it's time for your medication or mine.

Spread the Stupidity

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Taste the rainbow - EAT CRAYONS

The road to success is always under construction.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ... "Hold my purse."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

In that song, She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain, who is "she"?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

Come join the dark side. (We have Fried Chicken)

Why go away from the profile? You want me to go outside?! There are bears outside!!

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Shhhhhh...I'm trying to avoid you...don't tell them though...OMG, how did you find me?!

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You have just received the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Help!ican'tfindthespacebar!

How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.

I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again..."Please stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off!"

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home.

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

You say I suffer from insanity?! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Actually quite the opposite! I rather enjoy my insanity!

i didn't loose my mind the people inside my head stole it and they won't give it back ! :(

I'm a chocolate-loving chocolate lover that loves chocolate.

Does anybody have a recipe for "I don't know" or "I don't care"? It's what my family requested for supper and I can't seem to find my recipes.

I do NOT have a short attention sp-OMG A SQUIRREL!

Wanna know a secret? Your... Naked... Under... Those... Clothes... (:

For all the optimists who say, "You can do whatever you put your mind to" - I want to see you staple Jello to a tree.

Life is not always perfect. Things don't always go your way, people are not always nice, and blue crayons do not taste like blueberries.

Silence is Golden..but Duct-Tape comes in a variety of colors and patterns, and its much more effective. ;p

How does paper beat rock? Stand in front of me so I can throw a rock at you and try to protect yourself with a friggin piece of paper!

Someone left a note on a piece of cake in the fridge that said, "Do not eat!". I ate the cake and left a note saying, "Yuck, who the hell eats paper ? "

They say expect the unexpected, then that makes the unexpected expected. But if we are still expecting the unexpected shouldn't we be expecting the expected???

Why do banks attach pens to the counters? Do they honestly believe we go in there thinking "Give me all your mo... Wait.. quick grab the pens! Grab the pens!!

The cops just came by my house and said my dog was chasing a kid on a bike. I told them that was a damn lie, my dog can't ride a bike.

Imperfection makes us all perfect in our own unique way.

Don't try to make me someone I'm not, if you want copies get a printer.

Thank you for calling House of Insanity. Head nut speaking.

Have you ever felt like, even though you know you are where you are supposed to be, you still don't belong?

Some people think I have a screw loose. Well bad news for them, I lost the screwdriver.

Aw, good spider. Come here spider. Let me pet you...WITH MY SHOE! Good spider. Dead spider. :)

I was going to quit all my bad habits but then it occurred to me- no one likes a quitter.

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.)

1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, darn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.

26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.

28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.

29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.

30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.

31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.

32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.

33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.

34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.

35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.

36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

43. Swat at flies that don't exist.

44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

If Yous:

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things.

If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See the kid on the bench you just threw an apple at? His dad died of a heart disease.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

Things I will not do in the Mushroom Kingdom... (Originally Created By Cloud Dreamer Girl) (Edited by TNFG and Cloud Dreamer Girl)

1. I will not tell Bowser that he's the evolved form of a squirtle

2. I will not scream BOWSER at the top of my lungs in the middle of Toad Square...

3. I will not eat a peach in front of Peach's face nor will I destroy a daisy in front of Daisy...

4. I will not tell goombas that Mario is going to get them in their sleep...

5. I will not eat a mushroom in front of Toad

6. I will not ask Mario how Rosalina is doing nor will I ask Daisy how things are going with Mr. L...

7. I will not shout THE GREEN THUNDER or any of his "other" catch phrases in front of Luigi's face.

8. I will not hum the super man theme song when I use the star power up that grants you the ability to fly

9. I will not hum the Mario Bros. theme song while walking around the Mushroom Kingdom

10. I will not ask Mario if the Great Gonzales is planning to make a comeback any time soon

11. It is not acceptable to serve Koopasta to a Koopa-Troopa

12. I will not have a simile-making contest with Dimentio.

13. I will not tell Fawful I know where The Dark Star is.

14. I will not tell Fawful that The Dark Star is underneath Dimentio's hat.

15. I will not tell Fawful that Dimentio is more insane than he is after informing The Dark Star is underneath his hat.

16. I will not push Bowser and Mario when they are mad at each other inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion and bet on who destroys the mansion first from fighting.

17. I will not lock Luigi without his Poltergust 3000 inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion just to see him run around like mad.

18. I will not order Mr. L to insult Dimentio's face just to make obsessive fangirls mad.

19. I will not compare Bowser Jr. to 'Mini-Me' in front of Bowser.

20. I will not question the logic of the Mario-Verse.

21. I will not steal Ludwig's piano and sell it on eBay to obsessive fangirls.

22. I cannot give Geno to Pinocchio's father.

23. I will not eat Mallow no matter how much he looks like a yummy marshmellow

24. Do not give Vivian, Goombella, Ms. Mowz, or Flurrie love-letters that are falsely addressed from Mario.

25. Also, don't send love-letters falsely addressed from Luigi to Princess Éclair.

26. It is impossible to convince Pennington that 'Luigi' is actually Mario.

27. It is also impossible to convince Pennington that he stinks when it comes to solving crimes.

28. Nimbi people are not Canadians from South Park.

29. I will not use 'faucet-face' as an insult to the Mario Bros.

30. I will not quote from old Super Mario World episodes.

31. I will not speak of the live-action Super Mario Bros. Movie

32. I cannot name a Piranha Plant Steve.

33. I cannot name Piranha Plants ever.

34. I will not give the location of Luvbi's prince to Luvbi.

35. I will not tell Beldam and Marylin that Vivian is better than both of them. No matter how true it is.

36. I will not sing the SMRPG song every time I walk through Geno's Forest.

37. I will not do the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off'

38. I will not to record Dimentio's reaction after doing the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off'

39. I will not lie to Waluigi and say that he has more fangirls than his rival.

40. I will not refer to eating shrooms and getting refreshing herbs as 'getting high'

41. I should not point out the fact to the characters that people write stories about them every day.

42. I will not put their reactions on Youtube after pointing out the fact that people write stories about them every day.

44. I will not insult the Koopa Bros. about being copies of The Mutant Ninja Turtles.

45. I will never make fun of Luigi for cross dressing.

46.I will not introduce guns and atomic bombs to Bowser's army.

47. I will not set fire to Mario in paper form.

48. Mr. L and Luigi in the same place at the same time does not mean that there is a time paradox. It's the end of the world.

49.Do not feed the fangirls.

50. I will not tell Toadsworth that he will never find a girlfriend.

51. I will not pull a spike off of Bowser's shell and use it to pick my teeth

52. It is considered rude to steal the Koopaling's wands

53. I will copy and paste this to my profile to inform everyone