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Hi's my name is Fiona u can call me Fii if you like. I'm Asian! (we pwn!)

And i friggin DISLIKE:rude people,very rude people,EXTREMELY RUDE PEOPLE,Tadagay Hoe-tori from shugo chara,school,and so on...

thing i do like are: Ikuto!! from shugo chara,ice cream,Gelato,Shugo Chara,Jarod W. , and i am intrested in cosplay for some reason

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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you can raed this psas it on !!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.(it happened to me at school)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.(again happened at school)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If Harley (from Pokemon Season 8 and 9) scares you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.( i do it ALOT)

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think Pokemon is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (IKUTO! KYO! YORU!AMU! RIMA! NAGIHIKO!)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.(that's true about me and my friends)

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm skinny, so i MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (only on weekends… jk)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (I'm not a homophobe my brothers gay for crying outloud)
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, you're really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug! girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take off my helmet put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper next morning)
A motorcycle crashed into the side of a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road the guy realized that his brakes went out but he did not want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say she loved him felt her hug one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you love someone this much, copy this to your page.

Post this on your profile if you're against abortions:

Month one:
Mommy.
I am only 8 inches long,
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat,
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two:
Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three:
You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
and I cry with you even though,
you can't hear me.

Month Four:
Mommy,
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes,
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five:
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six:
I can hear that doctor again,
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven:
Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy...?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.



I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, The Jar Head, GTEX, dragninja, Charmedgrl4ever, -Holly-Fan-1-, CrayonsPink,Slap You Silly

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Anonymous by everbeloved reviews
Amu has always be a loner who prefer to hide in the dark and Ikuto, who trying to get over a break up, ends up at a party, and then he meets her, the girl who changes everything, but there's just one tiny problem - he doesn't know who she is. Amu/Ikuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,737 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
When a Nazi Cares by NaturallyNatural reviews
Ikuto is Nazi, forced to capture and kill Jews. What happens when he is forced to watch after Amu, a poor Jewish girl? Will a friendship bloom? Will secrets be told?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,289 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Ikuto T., Amu H.
When Romeo Meets His Juliet by xMoonlightDazzle reviews
The Hinamoris and Tsukiyomis have never agreed with one another, they have had a family feud for the longest time. But fate has always had a dry sense of humor. Ikuto Tsukiyomi unexpectedly meets Amu Hinamori and fall in love with her. But is this love strong enough to surpass any trial? E D I T I N G
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,377 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Forever Yet Never by Amutoness reviews
SEQUEL to Opposites Attract. One whole year later Amu has graduated high school after Ikuto had disappeared to Tokyo University with Yoru. Arriving at Tokyo University many mishaps appear including somebody trying to break them up...?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,545 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Complicated by Tsuki's Angel reviews
Amu, a Junior, moves in with her Mom's best friends, the Tsukiyomi's, and their 7 boys. They might've been little innocent brats last time she saw them, but that isn't the case anymore. What happens when she falls in love with one of them? AMUTO
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 163,902 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Night Before The Sakura by FoRbIdDeN.LuNa.RoSe reviews
He made a promise to meet her under the Sakura. Years later he broke his promise. Now she was an ugly duckling waiting for her prince charming like Cinderella but a snobby cheerleader will do anything to stop her. Full Sum Inside.R&R story better than Sum
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Too Much of a Cat Character Change by sierraphantom reviews
Ikuto has character changed a lot, but what happens on his 1,000th time?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008
Paparazzi Hurts by po tah toes reviews
"Your the paparazzi.Celebrities are supposed to hate the paparazzi!"Amu yelled,tears swelling in her eyes.Ikuto wiped her tears away lovingly,"Do you want to hate me?"She shook her head,she looked him in the eyes,"being in love with the paparazzi hurts."
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,232 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Crossing Paths by Natsuya801923 reviews
used to be "Music Can Bring Them Together" // Hinamori Amu along with her friends are part of Seiyo Records. There is also another group in Easter Productions. What happens when they cross paths? //AMUTO Rated T for safety // better story inside!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,239 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Tagteam Matchmakers by FBGoldfish reviews
Complete! Amu's a sophomore in high school and she finally gets the courage to write a love letter to Tadase. But what happens when she accidentally puts it in Ikuto's locker? And why is Rima so pissed about her new cooking partner? Amuto/Rimahiko fic
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,411 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
All Boys High by Sinner1412 reviews
Amu and her friend betted that they can survive being boys for a whole year. Trying to blend in is hard enough but to keep themselves from being found out is even harder, especially with a perverted roommate and former lover around. BEING REVISED
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Spring by xMelitheKonekox reviews
Spring; the time when cats start to mate. Tsukiyomi Ikuto is cursed with the actions of a cat and it is spring all the time for him. But his hormones will only pop out if he meets a certain girl that matches his interests. And that girl is...Hinamori Amu.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,825 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Curious Cats Can Fall In Love by Maymay080 reviews
Born and raised as a cat, adopted by the Hinamori Family, Ikuto finds himself running from Ami and falling for Amu. Can a cat love a human? One day, Ikuto may just get the chance from a certain chara, Yoru, to make her love him back.But competition nears
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,570 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Ikuto x Amu: Our Lines by xluce reviews
:Amuto: No one could even imagine what Amu was experiencing. Family torn apart, being betrayed by friends, could this be any worse? Mo one feels her pain. No one. -DISCONTINUED-
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Be My Nurse by ShellyCullen reviews
Ikuto is hospitalized with a rare disease. Amu gets a part time job at the hospital and she is his nurse. As time goes on, Ikuto can't get enough of Amu. How will Amu make him better, now that she's his new antidote?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,401 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
I'm Back and I'm Yours by DancetoLive reviews
Amu suddenly leaves and then comes back 2 yrs. later. Ikuto gives up and gets a girlfriend. Not only that, but his gf is from an evil corp. for charas. Amu also has a band with a strnge chara. What will happen? Will Amu and Ikuto get together? AMUTO R&R
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,741 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
The Mistress and Her Butler Edited Version by hironohime reviews
Amu was transferred to a famous high school for rich people to be trained as real lady and Ikuto is her butler. Story inspired by manga titled "Mei chan no Shitsuji" and "Shitsuji no Okiniiri". AMUTO FOREVER!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,765 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Battle of the bands and best friends? by Just a writer get over it reviews
Ikuto forms a band called Midnight Blue, but won't let his best friend Amu sing? So what does Amu do? Makes her own band of course!n but she disguises herself and her bandmates. Full summary inside! AMUTO! Rated T for Language
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,896 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Prince's Angel pirates by Daughter of sea and wisdom reviews
When prince Tadase,Kukai,Nagi,and ikuto are to be wed,they are captered by pirates at their engagment party. But their captuers are female pirates,what are they going to do?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,823 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
CharaNari Special: Amulet Jack! by LeilaDarkholm reviews
Kukai is playing in a soccer match and he's losing. To make matters worse, an X Egg is creating havoc nearby! The only Guardian there to cheer Kukai on is Amu and Daichi desperately want to help out Kukai. Can Amu and Daichi work together to defeat it?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Amu H., Daichi - Complete
Black Strawberries by YandereTetoKasane reviews
Amu never chose to go to the fanciest school in Japan. It just happened. But what happens when the sexy boy Ikuto decides to make her fall in love with him?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Your Here! by EvaHinamori reviews
Amu had to move from her home in Tokyo when she was 9 leaving everything behind. She's 16 and what happens when Ikuto shows up! LEMONS! BAD SUMMARY!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
A Pirates Life by DesireLaughs reviews
Captain Tsuikyomi Ikuto kidnaps the girl of his dreams, Hinamori Amu. Amu is a sheltered girl of high nobility. Ikuto is a pirate. Being kidnapped, she is forced into a life of pirates. Amuto.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Ikuto T.
Seductive Fragrance by xTamashii reviews
Amu just wants to be a normal sixteen-year-old. However, thanks to her...scent, that won't ever happen. It all comes down to this: which house pet would she rather keep, a cat or a dog? -AmuxIkuto; slight TadasexAmu-
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Slave by DevastatingDemise reviews
When she was 13 Amu was bought as a slave by a blue haired man, he has always treated her kindly and with care. But why is that when she reaches 16 he begins treating her differntly? Why does he look at her so intensly? Rating may change... Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T.