About Me:

Sex: Yes, please! (cough) Er...I mean...male. Yes.

Age: I lost count after three.

Likes: Ube ice cream, books, my left foot...

Dislikes: Peaches. (shudders)

I aspire to wander around the world with a talking cat for company and an unlimited amount of money in my credit/debit card. Alas, though, 'tis only a dream...

Fave Books: Harry Potter, some Anne Rice novels.

Fave Manga/Anime: Naruto, Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho, Loveless, Kyou Kara Maou, Princess Princess, Sukisyo, Cafe Kichijouji...this could go on for quite awhile.

Quotes:

--You cut up a thing that's alive and beautiful to find out how it's alive and why it's beautiful, and before you know it, it's neither of those things, and you're standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.

All women are insane psycho-bitches. It's just that some only have access to their super bitch powers once a month while others have full reign of their powers.

"When you have the bad guys surrounded. You ask them to surrender. You do NOT scream 'what did you call me?' and blow up the building. You definitely shouldn't blow up the rubble, laugh, blow up the rubble of the rubble, laugh and yell 'who's the bitch now?' ok?"

"Some people see things that are and ask, why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit."

"Knowledge is power and all power corrupts. Study hard – be evil."

"Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends."

Last night I was lying in bed looking up at the stars when I realized...where the hell is my ceiling?

"The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."

Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you are.