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 Poll: Which Noia recruit is your favourite so far? (Will add characters as they are introduced) Vote Now! |
 Author has written 5 stories for Legend of Zelda, Sly Cooper, Assassin's Creed, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Occasional writer, resident lurker, professional procrastinator. Name: Milk Age: Old enough Gender: Male Contact Information: PM it up, broski Updates: June 19 2016: Noia has been updates (finally)! April 25 2015: Noia has been updated! March 29 2015: Noia got an update! February 5 2015: Noia has been updated! Bout time right? :'DDD Noia Character List: Recruits: Beatrice Simoni Female/Guerriero/22 -slim, tall, brown hair (wavy), brown eyes Adel Sozzi Female/Mercenario/23 -short, average build, blonde hair (shoulder-length), honey-coloured eyes Raffaele Cavallari Male/Discepolo/19 -average build, average height, brown eyes, light-brown hair (short and messy), clean-shaven Zaccaria Vitelli Male/Discepolo/17 -slim, average height, black hair (shoulder length and slicked back), light-brown eyes, clean-shaven Guido Tuccerini Male/Milite/30 -average height, well-built, brown eyes, brown hair (shaved), mustache and beard (short) Matteo Sozzi Male/Recluta/23 -average height, average build, blonde hair (close-cut), honey-coloured eyes, clean-shaven Others: Niccolo Ciccone Male/Guerriero/21 -tall, well-built, chocolate brown eyes, brown hair (ponytail), chin stubble An ex-assassin recruit who left the Brotherhood to manage his reclaimed tavern, the Hog’s Hide. Primo and Tommaso Sozzi Adel’s older, twin brothers Lovino Tuccerini Guido’s brother Carmela and Pasquale Mascioli Owners of Mascioli Lumber and Saw Mill Multi-Chaptered Story Info: Noia Progress: In-Progress Down Progress: Eh... lol Sly Cooper: Band of Animals Progress: Infinite-Hiatus The Wolf and the Fox Progress: Infinite-Hiatus |
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Calming Troubled Waters by MariePierre reviews
Craig is the tentative leader of a seafaring group of young adults set on survival in a post-apocalyptic US. When they begin a trip to the northern coast of Maine they find something that could potentially change their withdrawn Captain. AU eventual Creek. Rebooted on Ao3!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,146 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/22/2018 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
American Honey by Random Jelly Beans reviews
Chelsea was raised on a farm, and she's always dreamed of having her own. She makes the difficult decision to leave her home for a new one, but she almost dies on the voyage. Twice. And who is this guy who keeps saving her? VxC.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 112,165 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Chelsea, Vaughn
The Super Sneeze (v2) by BlueSpiritFire1 reviews
EDITED AND BEEFED UP as of 20/7/2017! What happens when Seras gets a cold? Well... lets just say it's not pretty. No pairings, just some humour.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2017 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Seras, Alucard, Integra, Alexander - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Sword of Ruin by TheKuraning reviews
On the day of the most important festival in Hyrule Castle City, disaster strikes, and the fate of the country is threatened by civil war. The Sages' Writings weave the tale of a Hero who appears to aid the land in its times of need, whose name is written in the Old Tongue—unfortunately, their Hero does not believe in magic, the Sages, or the Legends of his ancestors. Modern AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Happy Mask Salesman
Just Business by ally-kat312 reviews
Nine years after La Resistance and the war, Gregory and Christophe are called back to South Park to assassinate Eric Cartman, who has become a serial killer that targets women and gay men. Gregory's plan to lure Eric to them? Pretend-date one another. [Please go to the link on my profile for a better updated version of this story!]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,106 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Christophe, Eric Cartman, Gregory, Stan M. - Complete
We're In Termina, baka! by nagami cabasa reviews
Five teens return to help Link & Tatl save Termina! **NEW Ch. 32** The Battle With TWINMOLD! - Nicole scrambled back to him. "DAMMIT LINKY-POO, RUN!" "I have the Stone Mask on, it won't even see me!" The blond reassured. "Oh, right." ... But then she watched as the monster ran into Link dead on, and he was whisked up into the sky. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" She just stared. [R&R!]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,270 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Link, Tatl, OC
ӇдⱤѵЄϛҭ ҦΦΦȠ: Iϛɭдηȡ Φʄ DЄϛϸдɨⱤ by kitty8688kitty8688 the only reviews
The Harvest Goddess statue at the Goddess Festival falls down and nearly kills Chelsea, also meaning a bad omen - terrible and weird things begin to happen on the island. Are these terrible events mere accidents, coincidence, or is someone- or something- trying to just— kill her? Full summary inside, CxV.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 455,586 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Chelsea, Vaughn
VanossGaming x H2ODelirious: Twelve Months of Fall by WatchAndLearnKid reviews
All is as it should be with the guys until Delirious has his world come crashing down on him. Vanoss drops everything to get to him in time. Now living together, the two grow closer and Evan works his way past Delirious' demons and his own new found feelings that he doesn't quite know what to do with. M/M
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,664 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 1/16/2015 - H2O Delirious, VanossGaming - Complete
The Derp Within by insanierdouble reviews
What would happen if Evil Within was made into a movie and had a bunch of screw ups on set? xD
Evil Within - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2015 - Ruvik, Sebastian C., Kidman J., Joseph O. - Complete
assassins creed ezio vs godzilla by rayman2000 reviews
godzilla kills leonardo so ezio must assassinate him
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
The Master Puppeteer by goldenrhino reviews
The Goddesses have ordained another cycle. A new game has begun. The fates of thousands lie in the hands of a few...and in those who control them. Those who choose to hide behind the masks may find themselves dancing on the strings of fate.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Happy Mask Salesman
-Message Received- by letusin reviews
Collection of South Park TEXT MESSAGES!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 25,724 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Hero of Time by Pharaohs Queen reviews
Based off of OoT and the recent movie trailer. Link was raised as a farmer, not knowing anything about his past. Raised by Talon, he was trained by Impa. What will happen when he is chosen by the Triforce and sent back 7 years in time by Princess Zelda?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,382 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Link, Zelda
Ocarina of Dimensions by HenryTheWise reviews
Cody Williams, a high schooler from Earth, has been dragged into a new world by the Dark Wizard Malgum. Now, in order to return home, Cody must travel with Link: the Hero of Time, Zelda: the Princess of Hyrule, and Malon: a farm girl as they set out on a quest to find the Elemental Orbs. Will Cody be able to find the Hero within in time to save this land from the dark wizard? 1of2
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,218 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Link, Zelda, Malon, OC
Beauty and the Geese by FaeryTale Faever reviews
Seras is a prudish tavern maid working in a poor provincial town. The Wild Geese are perverted mercenaries quartered for the incoming war. The two clash in every way. However, when Seras is targeted by the unscrupulous town hero and the Geese's loyalty to the monarch is brought into question, can they look past appearances and stand by each other in their times of need? (PxS)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 128,277 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Pip, Seras - Complete
First winter by AiOkami reviews
Chelsea hates winter due to her horrible past, she also hates Mondays. If she had a list those two would be at the top followed by Vaughn...that is...until he saves her life. ChelseaxVaughn R&R please! T to be safe
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,095 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Chelsea, Vaughn
Are you ready for parenthood? by Dr.Horus reviews
Seven months ago the family's parents died in a car crash and suddenly Altaïr became accountable for his younger brothers, Desmond, Clay, Connor, and Ezio. It's hard enough just being a fresh young adult, but to have to care for a family and work two jobs has Altaïr far stretched. Not to mention dating.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,706 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Clay K./Subject 16, Connor K. - Complete
Poor Thing by FaeryTale Faever reviews
Captain Bernadotte of the Wild Geese ship returns to London after being away for a year, hoping to reunite with the girl he loves. When she doesn't turn up, he goes looking for her. As he asks around, her former landlady reveals that a year ago, something happened to her. . . something not very nice. (One-shot. Sweeney Todd re-imagining with Hellsing characters. PxS)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,560 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Pip, Seras, Rip Van Winkle - Complete
The Hyrulian Valhalla Saga by Queenie Z reviews
Meanwhile, in the Hyrulian version of Valhalla, where the Heroes go when they die… A series of cracky shorts featuring all of the Links and their wacky adventures in the afterlife. (This story is currently on HIATUS. Please read the FAQ for more details!)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 111 - Words: 83,375 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Link - Complete
Window to Your Mind by TheXFire reviews
In which Cecil is actually a mental patient and Night Vale is his delusion.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
Welcome to Night Vale by cupidity11 reviews
Something caught his eye, a sign on the side of the road. The radio changed, jumping quickly from static to a voice, a deep voice, a voice that echoed the sign's message. "Welcome to Night Vale…"- The entirety of Welcome to Night Vale from perfect Carlos' POV.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale
Heat by Awesome Empress reviews
Suddenly falling to my knees, my eyes widened. I couldn't move my legs! A rather loud thud against glass made me turn and fix my gaze on the nearest window. There was Marshall Lee again, but he had a different look in those bloodthirsty eyes. The way they raked over my now shaking form unabashedly, scared me. Hard Yaoi, somewhat drugged Gumball and a cute & humorous ending.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Incidents in the Kitchen by O Spastic One reviews
UPDATED AND IN PROGRESS! Formerly "Daisuke's Cold." (Sorry, I forgot to add that the last time I was on here...) Daisuke's older brother Dark likes to cause trouble and does so at any time he can. I will update whenever I come up with more ideas.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
Life's Not A Fairytale by XMimiSweetX reviews
After being reunited, you, Sly, Bentley, and Murray take a quest for new members and the Cooper vault. Along the way, you uncover the rest of your family's secrets hidden in darkness. Sequel to Wonderland, takes place during Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,483 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sly C., Panda K.
Lima Syndrome by Neassa reviews
Sly had been expecting this whole "breaking and entering" thing to go better. That is to say, he hadn't expected to be knocked out with a frying pan and tied to a dinner chair with his own shoelaces. Sequel to Stockholm Syndrome. Set in Sly 3.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,183 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sly C., Bentley, OC - Complete
Get Rid of It by FennecReaper076 reviews
When renowned artist Leonardo da Vinci finds himself with an unlikely pet, Ezio Auditore can't resist the chance to test the boundaries of their friendship. M/M EzioxLeonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,514 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
The Young and the Clueless by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
Being thrust into the world of parenthood is terrifying, but when you're living with two other people who are equally as clueless, it somehow becomes a little easier. Sequel to "Brotherly Love", I recommend you read that first. Twincest, slash, etc. Rated for sexual situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,060 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Fred W., George W.
The Story of a Rafiq by Callek Darren reviews
Yaoi. Malik was given a book to write in years ago. Now that his life is seemingly crashing down, he decides to write in it and tell his story... About his love for a certain assassin and how it grew.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 129,006 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Malon's Epic Cow Delivery by The Additional Pylon reviews
Ever wonder how Malon was able to deliver a cow to Link's house? Or why Hyrule Field seemed so empty of monsters? Here's your answer. Witness the mind-boggling "meanwhile" story of OoT!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 130,143 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Malon, Link - Complete
We Meet Again by Tae Fansick reviews
Christophe wants to move to Colorado and drags Gregory with him, but the blonde has no idea why Christophe wants to be there...may continue if i get enough love...Tophe/Kyle slight Tophe/Gregory if you squint...possible other pairings
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Christophe, Kyle B.
Kafei's New Mask by tragicduck95 reviews
Placed 11 years after MM. After Majora's Mask is defeated, Kafei thinks that Termina is safe. Only after Link is mysteriously transported to Termina and Kafei receives a morbid gift, he finds out that he was very wrong. R&R please!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,423 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Kafei, Link
Tormentor, Protector, Lover by Togechu09 reviews
Link is a young boy who is just starting high school. On his first day he faces the irritation of being a Freshman, but he also attracts the attention of one of the school's bad boys... LinkxVaati Don't like, then don't read.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,326 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Link, Vaati - Complete
What Happens in Termina, Stays in Termina by StarrNight reviews
A different and hilarious novelization of Majora's Mask. For real, serious Zelda nerds! Join Tatl, Link, Darmani, Mikau, and that Deku Thing as they travel cross-Termina on an epic adventure to find...well...they never really understood what they were looking for, honestly. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder how you got on THAT side of the internet again. Good times.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,006 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Tatl, Link - Complete
Brotherly Love by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
Fred and George: They're joined at the hip, but what happens when they discover that they're relationship goes beyond just brotherly love? FredxGeorge Twincest, don't like, don't read. Rated for later chapters, though some may be M
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 118,499 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Moment by FoxyWolf16 reviews
Just small snippets in time.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,433 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Between Fantasy and Reality by Marynna reviews
A nasty accident leaves Amanda stuck in a world she doesn't understand. Now she has to find her way home...before she's caught up in the world of the Twilight Princess!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,170 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/20/2007
Wind's Return by MidnightTwi reviews
It has been a year since Link defeated Vaati, the evil wind mage that turned Princess Zelda to stone, and all has been peaceful, until a girl named Twi finds a mysterious boy in Minish Woods. A darkness rises to Hyrule and a team of unexpected friends must go forth. VaatixOC
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,705 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Vaati, OC] Link, Zelda
Farewells by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
The day before Leonardo leaves for France, he must confront Ezio one last time, where all is revealed. Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A. - Complete
Soul Theory by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU! There's a fine line between being top-student and a jaded moron. Maka Albarn can't understand the subtle beauty in music, can Soul Evans teach the lyrics of the soul to a damaged girl while the threat of disownment looms over him?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,920 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Cut me Open by Unlucky-charm reviews
Gregory's life had never been anytihng special to him. Being a doctor was never HIS choice, and yet here he was. He needs a way out. What if a certain patient could help? But who he was...Gregory didnt know. Rating might change depending on later chapters
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,159 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Gregory, Christophe
Stockholm Syndrome by Neassa reviews
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you took an incredibly stubborn master thief and his gang and an equally stubborn teenage girl and her vendetta and forced them into the same van? If you have, you're a sadist. But then, so am I. Set in Sly 2.
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,974 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sly C., Bentley, OC - Complete
Live with it, Wolf-Boy by TwilightWakerofTime reviews
A story about Link, Midna, a Darknut, and the horrific taste of Chu jelly. *TP ONESHOT*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Link, Midna - Complete
Four Swords: Shadowed Truth by Nira Rose reviews
A year after the four became one again, Hyrule is once again in danger... Link leaves for the Sanctuary to reclaim his destiny, but disappears along with the Four Sword... The fifth "Link" is needed once again... Better description within.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,563 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Shadow Link, Vio - Complete
Promise of the Sun and Moon by Green Eyed Gerudo reviews
Kafei and Anju's undying love from the time they meet and after their wedding. The first two chapters are tragedies exploring what would have happened if Link hadn't come to save the day. The third chapter is happy and the rest expand on their marriage.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,372 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Kafei, Anju - Complete
Mia's Bug Catching Experience Butterfly's POV by Makorra7Ever reviews
Mia's Bug Catching Experience part 3. But this time, in the Butterflies POV. And this is the last one, as this is the last character! Enjoy murderously.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Link - Complete
Mia's Bug Catching Experience Link's POV by Makorra7Ever reviews
My recent story, about Mia, only in Link's Point Of View now. Requested by: Amy. T for cussing, but only the word "Ass".
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Link - Complete
Mia's Bug Catching Experience by Makorra7Ever reviews
*One-Shot* *OC* Mia, The adorable cute by day- evil by night lemur type thing tries to catch... A butterfly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Link - Complete
The Four Idiots by XietyDiety reviews
A parody beyond epic proportions. You know how it goes: Link pulls out the Four Sword and three more derps are thrown into the mix. This is what happens when the authors act a little high and the characters have minor control of the story. R&R. Minor OCs.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Link, Zelda
No More Rain by Void.Of.Memory reviews
Link is facing the last battle in Hyrule Castle. But, what happens when he gets into the hidden graveyard...? Surprise ending, sort of a crack fic. T for dark themes and a depressed Link.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Link, Midna - Complete
Terrance and Phillip A to Z by Bridge7112 reviews
26 One shots about Canada's biggest stars since these two don't get enough love. Will be updated weekly.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Phillip, Terrance
Between Fantasy and Reality: Sidequests by Marynna reviews
A collection of one shots for BFAR, each told from the point of view of a different character.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2011
In The Brig by Kovitlac
A playful game between Ezio Auditore and the mercenaries of Monteriggioni gets a little hairy. COMPLETED. Post-AC2/Pre-BH. Please R/R.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Beware of Lesbian Cows by Kiramizu reviews
Vaughn and Chelsea are finally dating. Vaughn wants to know how he fell in love with a girl who seems to know magic, is friends with everything on the island and managed to make her cow fall in love with her. Yet he still loves her anyway. VxC obviously.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Chelsea, Vaughn - Complete
Drown Proof by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Enchanted by the wicked magic of a warlock, Soul Eater lives up to his name and becomes Maka's worst nightmare. She has exactly eleven hours to regain her partners sanity before his lust for her soul becomes irreversible.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Across the Fandom by msfcatlover reviews
My oneshots from the Across the Fandom pairing collaberation. Will always be complete as each chapter can stand on its own.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Nightsnack by K4637 reviews
Grestophe. So far a oneshot, romantic and quite cheesy of one night they spend after they come back home from a trip to Washington. A few curse-words, and just a tiny bit of action/"action". R&R. Written with accent!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Gregory, Christophe
Sweets by Craigstalldaddy reviews
Instead of going trick-or-treating like normal nine-year-olds, the two boys stay inside and Gregory decides to give Christophe his first "Halloween."
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Just Tired by scarlettshazam reviews
If I'd just said those words, it could have made all the difference. Tragic Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Link's Paid Savior by WesternMediSpy reviews
LPS. My speculation about who saves link when he falls of those cliff everywhere. R&R DISCLAIMER: I don't own the places or people in this fic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Link - Complete
The Front Seat by PiNKCooKieS reviews
Kyle has a tendency to sit with me in the back seat. I can tell you, from memory, exactly what would happen. STYLE just a cute little thing
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Kenny's Dare by Ellivia22 reviews
Stan realizes too late that saying "Dare" to Kenny is a bad idea. Style ONESHOT. Hope you like it. R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Axe Effect by BattyCore reviews
Kenny has a plan. He wants the one and only Kyle Broflovski, but will he succeed? Stan doesn't think so. Rated teen only to be safe, there's nothing that bad.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Summer in an RV by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Bebe's parents got her an RV for the summer. Bebe, Wendy, Craig, Clyde, Tweek, Token, Cartman, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Christophe go on a drama filled trip. Bad summary lots of yaoi, alcohol drug use, lots of couples. my 1st multi-chap sp fic :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,442 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
Abc's by PerfectlyPsychotic reviews
Each letter of the alphabet stands for something different. Each word bringing Craig and Tweek closer together. R&R. T for Mentions of Sex
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
How To Defeat Underpants Gnomes by Fate Harbor reviews
Something's different about Tweek. Craig notices, but can't figure why Tweek is so happy all of the sudden. Token's theory doesn't sit well with him. At all. CREEK Fluff, Craig X Tweek. Read and Review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Reclamation of Shadows by agryu reviews
/ACB/ Bones broken will only be mended anew, and towers built upon ruins soar higher than those before. Sequel to Reversal of Shadows.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,664 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Ezio A., Cesare Borgia - Complete
Frostbite by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU! "Have you ever gotten stuck on one of these before?" / / "You ever gotten eaten by wolves before? I'll take that as a no." – A small ficclet to show how one ski trip can go horribly awry.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
You Don't Say by UndercoverFabala reviews
Lily genuinely liked James Potter. He was handsome enough to make any girl swoon, but he was also funny, clever, and secretly kind. Unfortunately, he could also be rude, thoughtless, spoiled, and cruel. Finding the balance was the tricky part. Author note: James is a jerk. Please don't be surprised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,187 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Noose by Chibi Cheesecake reviews
When the first of Ezio's young recruits falls in battle, the ghosts of twenty-five years ago rise to greet him. Set during Brotherhood, no spoilers.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
The Eyes Of A Child by oOKermitTheFrogOo reviews
Crayons. A feast to the eyes. A wonderful tool to apease the imagination. In this case, they are being gripped by the infantile fingers of Ike Broflovski. He would go to any length to make sure his artwork is delivered to its new owner. Brotherly Fluff.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Ike B., Kyle B.
Shave and a Haircut by D McVetty reviews
Mole is digging a tunnel. La Resistance lives on. /Set in school days
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Songfic: Even in Death by msfcatlover reviews
What if Link joined Midna in the Twilight Realm? What if he died? Rated T for character death and depressing-ness. One-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Link, Midna - Complete
Will to Survive by Chocobo Goddess reviews
Nineteen years is a long time to wait for something. It's pretty much certain that if it hasn't happened by then, it might be time to move on. On the other hand, you know...'all good things', and all that.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,911 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Spare me your Pity by Courtanie reviews
Kenny's desperate, but proud and secretive of it. Kyle knows him better than that; he's determined to make sure that Kenny comes out on top in the end.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
We Wont Stop 'till we have Underpants by D McVetty reviews
Tormented by nightly visits, the unhinged Tweek hires a particular mercenary to protect his underwear from the gnomes for a night. / grade school story
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Tweek T. - Complete
A Day at the Lake by Rytex reviews
Summer in Hyrule. 110 degree heat. Link needs a break, Zelda has an idea, and Link objects. Unfortunately for him, he has to take HER to the lake.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Link, Malon - Complete
Legend of Zelda Obsession 101 by Josatex reviews
Some ways to tell if you're a real hard-core fan. I haven't done most of them, but I fully intend to sometime in life. What's funner than scaring the crap out of people with your unhealthy obsession?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Your mouth was on that! by Josatex reviews
When Zelda originally gave Link the Ocarina of time, he actually spoke! This is one of the many reasons they do not ever let him speak in games.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Three moments, Three kisses by umm-anthea reviews
"The first three times that Craig kissed him were burned into his memories forever." Creek. One-shot. rated M for language. Requested by Tweek Tweekers.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Sai, Naruto and Sasuke Make Jello by UchihaSkye reviews
Sai, Naruto and Sasuke are all making jello. But what happens when Naruto wants to help? Only the worst things that the number one nucklehead ninja can think of! A tribute to Fighting Dreamers Productions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Leonardo! by L'Artista Brilliante reviews
It's Leonardo da Vinci's birthday today! However, he goes through some pretty hectic days in order to truly enjoy it... Ezio/Leonardo. Oneshot. Rated K-plus for one Italian swear word and implied violence.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Curiosity by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
Jonsey is curious about what it's like to kiss a guy. Jude, being his helpful and loving-natured self, gives him the full experience.
6teen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Jude L., Jonesy G. - Complete
The Forest King by RennyWasHere reviews
Mole can be playful too. Slightly OOC and a little bit rushed. But I couldn't get the idea out of my head! Rated T for.. Yeah.. Not much. Short and sweet- Nothin' else to it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Gum by South Park Kid reviews
Tweek runs out of gum, but luckily Craig has some...in his mouth.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
We Belong Together by purple-tigerlily reviews
Yugi is doing what he always does on Friday nights; stare at a picture of his other self. Yugi has been depressed since his partner, Pharaoh Atem, left his mind. So, what happens when Yugi finds his old partner asleep in his bed the next morning?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Kafei's Mask by Lizuka reviews
Link decides to use the Song of Healing on Kafei. The results are less than desirable - one-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Link, Kafei - Complete
Sick on you by Malthazar Lord of Shadows reviews
He's sick as a dog, with no one to blame but himself. Hitsu/Matsu Finished
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Jar by SecretCapulet reviews
ACII One-off. Ezio returns once more to Leonardo's workshop, only to find him struggling with a simple task. Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
How It All Began by GreenEyedMonster101 reviews
Vaughn POV. Vaughn comes to the island because of his boss's orders. He meets Chelsea and hates to admit that he likes her. Should be short chapters and has mild language. R&R COMPLETE!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,267 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
A Hope for Tomorrow by Crazysnakelover reviews
Set right after WW ignores events of PH. Link, Tetra and the pirates are still looking for a new Hyrule, but when Link suddenly fall ill with pneumonia they are forced to turn around and sail back to the nearest island, but will they make it in time?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Tetra, Link - Complete
A Ghost Tale by Thess reviews
When Sir Hellsing sent the Wild Geese and Seras Victoria to a survival exercise, they weren't counting on a haunted forest.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - [Seras, Pip] - Complete
Bittersweet Love by bitterending reviews
Kyle stood in the overgrown field, watching crows swoop by the old broken down farmhouse, cawing loudly. He smiled as he remembered how much he used to hate visiting his grandfather’s farm over the summer. “That certainly changed, didn’t it?”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Kyle B., Christophe - Complete
We're In Hyrule, stupid! by nagami cabasa reviews
Five friends go through a portal to Hyrule! A touching story of rabid dogs, teletubbies, Ruto and Sheik abuse, and Link being smacked around by boulders. Humor, drama, romance, action, adventure... even poetry! [like one] What else could you ask for? R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,984 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Complete
The Horror of 5 Min, Unoriginal Zelda Romance Fics by Candy reviews
Are you sick of all the 5 minute crap cluttering up this section? Well so am I, and this story is a wonderful example! Cringe @ the OOC acts, shake your head at the grammar mistakes, gag at the lack of originality... THIS is what FF.net could be filled wi
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2001 - Published: 6/21/2001
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Matthew was looking for a break. A break from the city, a break from his brother, a break from life. Fly-in fishing is a popular excursion in Northern Ontario. It's an adventure, it's a getaway, and it's oh, so Canadian. Four guys flying in to a remote lake in the middle of nowhere. What could possibly go wrong? Canada and 2pCanada bush pilot AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,120 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Canada
Noia reviews
Peace for an assassin recruit is a rarity, even when they do have actual down time. Follow the Italian Brotherhood as they (try to) kick back and relax. Usually they just end up causing trouble.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,411 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci, Niccolò Machiavelli, OC
Time Only Blurs
It is said that revenge is sweet, and it definitely is, but the taste does not last. Ezio knew this all too well. Once the satisfaction wore off, the taste turned bitter and lingered; reminding him of what he was trying forget.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Published: 11/22/2013
Sly Cooper: Band of Animals reviews
Electrocuted while playing Sly 2, Nifty is cast into a world that is familiar, yet unknown. It takes all she's got to survive, but she has the help of Sly, Murray, and Bentley. Will she make it out alive, or will the trials she faces take her down? INFINITE-HIATUS
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sly C., Murray - Complete
The Wolf and the Fox reviews
Link and Midna meet a mysterious red fox in the dungeons deep within Hyrule Castle. They have no idea who she is but she knows them, well Link at least. Sure she offers them help but what are her true intentions? Rated T.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,842 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Link, Midna