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Joined 11-19-07, id: 1425179, Profile Updated: 07-06-09

Hey. I'm Taryn. I am almost twenty years old and loving life so far. I go to college, majoring in english, while working. I use my paycheck to buy books and use what's left for food and clothes lol. I literally read all the time. Other than the few hours I am sleeping, there is always a book in my hand. I will read anything. I love only one anime, Inuyasha. My goal in life is to be Stephanie Plum. And after meeting Janet Evanovich and Stephenie Meyer, my life is almost complete. I love to talk and I love to listen. Music is the best remedy for any mood I am in at the moment. Life for me is good because I want it to be good. Someone once said I was too positive all the time. But, if you want to be happy, shouldn't you try being happy? But that's me in a nutshell! Send me a PM! I love to meet new people! :) (P.s. my pic is my grandmother(on the left), JANET EVANOVICH(middle), and the lady with the lovely red hair is me(right).

(taken from EdwardismyLover while waiting for my favorites to update)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

hm..I'm guessing in the question has a purpose, but I just can't put my finger on it...

2. What is your favorite possession?

my books, my cellphone

3. Do you own a gun?

No, they took it away.(jk for I remembered that sarcasm isn't read well in print)

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

Quit stalking me.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

only because I have to sit in a weird waiting room with annoying elevator music for an hour

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

carol of the bells and only done by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

maybe coffee or milk if I drink anything.

9. Can you do a push up?

can you? I can.

10. Is your bathroom clean?

Compared to what? haha

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

making me choose eh? then I'd say my necklace that has my grandmother's engagement ring on it. it means the most.

12. Do you take painkillers?

Never had to...

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore would it:D

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Why do people always ask me that?!

15. What's your name?

Taryn.

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

I wish I could draw more than stick people.

I wonder if they've updated yet...

I am Legend disappointed me, I must say. Cool effects and all..but the plot was..well..nonexistent almost.

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
Ticket to I am Legend. Popcorn and a drink.

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Milk, chocolate milk, water

19. Current worry?
Job for college.

20. Current hate?
eh...I'm having a good month. Get back to me next month.

21. Favorite place(s) to be?
Beach. Gulf shores to be exact. and in a blanket, wrapped up with a book by my fireplace, and I love to be with my friends and family. (most of the time)

22. How did you bring in the New Year?
uh..am I supposed to remember? cause I don't.

23. Where would you like to go?
Washington, Ireland, Australia, Spain, London, France, Russia, I'm international baby!

24. Do you own slippers?
no. I prefer being barefoot after a day of being in shoes.

25. What shirt are you wearing?
green and white striped off the shoulder shirt

26. Favorite color(s)?
green, dark blue, brown

27. Are you gay?
as in happy? yes. as in "came out of the closet?" no.

28. Do you sing in the shower?
only when I know no one is home.

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Captain Hook. seriously.

30. Best bed sheets as a child?
New Kids on the Block. yeah cause I'm cool like that.

31. Worst injury you've ever had?
um...stabbed in leg with pencil..yeah. They had to dig around in my leg for the lead for about an hour. not fun.

32. Who is your loudest friend?
well Anna at some points

33. Who is your most silent friend?
hey look. Anna again.

34. Does someone have a crush on you?
why? do you know something?

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
about as much as I wish on my toaster when it magically pops up at 11:11...so that's a yes

36. What is your favorite candy?
Sour patch kids and gummy bears

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
Some classics. Just the way you look tonight. of course. Butterfly Kisses for my dance with my father. I haven't exactly done much planning; it comes to me when it does.

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
um...well. I haven't thought of that. I guess I would like a violin to play. I have always found that instrument particularly alluring.

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Um..at a local club for a Kansas concert. At which ~gasps~ the drummer threw me one of his sticks!

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
headache...ears ringing...when did I get home?

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Wicked Bloom by Countess of Abe reviews
A local artist has asked Hermione Granger to pose for him. There is absolutely no chance she'll agree. After all, the artist is none other than her former childhood bully, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/10/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Relation or relationship by Stormy Bella reviews
Bella go to Forks and lives with her adopted uncle, Edward. She fell in love with Edward, and he her. When society scold upon them, would this love be worth it, or would Jacob be the better choice? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,308 - Reviews: 4236 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
To Summon a Mate by Penthesileia reviews
On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,965 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
Babies on Their Mind by Cecilia1204 reviews
Bella is a midwife at Forks Hospital. She meets the new obstetrician Edward Cullen and the attraction is powerful and instant. Life in a maternity ward is full of ups and downs. AH/AU - Bella x Edward. Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 236,191 - Reviews: 2890 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saved From The Cold by She.Drowned.In.Venom reviews
When the school is empty for the christmas holiday, Hermione finds her co-head, Draco Malfoy, punching a tree, mangling his hand. Sweet story but still rated M to be sure. Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,607 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Hurts by Moonlight.Asphyxia reviews
Bella leaves Edward, after seeing him kiss a vampire girl named Sheila. She goes to Volterra to keep the promise Edward made. What will happen when she is not killed and changed instead. ExB. R&R please! Finally finished! Thank you all for reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,994 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Play It Again Edward by Phantom-writer3739 reviews
Jaded Phantom Productions brings you this entry into Withthevampsofcourse's and Jandco's A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest. We hope you enjoy it, and if you do, by all means, vote for us. AH ExB. M for language and lemon AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heaven Help Me by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Bella needed a friend. What she got was a hot gaurdian angel named Edward, who's determined to make her happy. How long will he stay on Earth to complete his job? Evil Mike, sweet Edward, shy Gothic Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 1652 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Edward, Bella
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 11,302 - Follows: 2,715 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Alluring by Peach and Apples reviews
Twilight based on Beauty and the Beast, but with a few tweaks that keep them separate. The story is during 18th Century France where Bella Swan lives for her father and her books. But when a fated event brings her and a mysterious beast together...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,689 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 5,249 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mary Alice by WishMyBloodSang reviews
She has always had what has been called a 'devil's curse' laid upon her. Her name is Mary Alice Brandon, she is 17 years old in present day Fork's Washington, she is friends with Bella Swan, but then the Cullen's move in and her abusive father flips. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,723 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete