I am one of those severely odd people who does not enjoy bad grammar or strange spellings. They make me feel like going at the computer with the very long knife that lives in my kitchen. Needless to say, I do not have a huge number of friends. I do not become a feral beast for every mistake, though. A few missing commas, or innocent misspelled words are alright with me, but run-on sentences are the devil.

Strange as it may seem, I am not an English teacher with an odd love of fanfiction. I am just a person who loves to read and write. I have also fallen ill to a disease that has brought down so many others: a fondness for the Harry Potter books. A sad fate, but a very true one.

Anyways, perhaps I should give a bit more general information about me. I like cats, but not dogs, and I think all the colors are fabulous. I read all the time, and spend much of my time thinking up stories (which have a tendency not to make it on to paper). One of my many fears is Writer's Block, which is a cruel disease.

For now, that is all I can say. Adieu.

Grammatical Mobster