My name is Asma(Ozma). I am a 14 year old girl and i kinda write fanfics.
Favorite Quote:
When you were born, everyone around you was smilng and you were crying.
Live your life so that when you die, you are the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Favorite Joke:(change all the men to women and he to she if you wanna..im not prejudiced against any gender)
There were 2 men watching the 10:00 pm news.
There was a story about a man who was threatning to jump off the roof of a really tall building.
The first man said to the other, "I bet you 100 dollars that he jumps."
The other man replied with, "You're on!"
Right when the other man had said that, the boy had jumped off the roof.
The second man gave the first man $100 and said, "you win."
While laughing, the other man said,
"I can't accept your money. I sort of cheated. I saw this on the 6"00 news today."
The other man replied with "I did too, but i didn't think that he would do it again!" Said the man bewildered!
Best Friends:
Courtney and Kaite.
"Friendship is just a word but my gurls give it a meaning."
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"As an older and more mature adult, it is your job to...MAKE FUN OF THE LITTLE KIDS!"

"I'm sugar, spice, and everything nice, brfore you mess with me, you'd best think twice"

"Im an angel, HONEST! The horns are just there to keep the halo up!"

Sorry...sorry...I'll stop with my mindless talk!

I have a story in mind but i havent typed it up yet. It will be up in a few days...a week ops!