Awesome One-liner Montage:

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

You don't need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does.

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I don't have a attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and don't say it.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate your boyfriend because he thinks so.

This... Is... SPARTA!

The last thing I wanna do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.