Good day, you rascals! You stand in the presence of Felicia Shawkross, also known as Papillon.

Bow, stick up your plump bum and I'll go get my shiny tipped boot.

I write. Do you? Probably not, since I question peoples brain capacity to encompass such large masses of information, but what do I know, right? I'm sure you'll be absolutely peachy when the inspector comes. Inspector who? Inspector Blue, just like the many amounts of balls in the world.

HAH!