Hey I'm Renee'!

Craziness!

OH MY GOD!.So i moved to Florida in august from pa and the craziest thing has happened.I don't think i look like bella but i have brown hair, brown eyes and a heart shaped face like her plus i'm 5'4 and 110 lbs. Since i moved her i am now super clumsy ( just as bad if not twice as bad as bella, Yes trust me that is possible i know ) i have a boyfriend ( first one ever like bella in twilight) and i started stalking in my sleep! Who does this sound slightly like!! :O And now there's even more my first friend here was a gossiper girl with curly hair.Plus i never really got asked out at m old school but i've been asked out about 6 times since i got here.CRAZY!

~ ~EDWARD LOVER~ ~

Music

i like um...

Boys Like Girls

Fall Out Boy

Billy Joel

3 doors down

3 days grace

The Darkness

Evanescence

The Fray

Match Box 20

Michael Jackson

Paramore

Veggie Tales/Silly Songs with Larry - dont ask its better that way

ect.

Books

You don't have a life span long enough for me to least the books i love. I love them all too much to leave any out.

Recommendations are appreciated thought! ( and fanfic recommendations)

Things me and my friends have decided while we were hyper

Bob the Builder - i think he is a child rapist

Wendy - i think she a prostitute ( nothing wrong with that but she on a fucking child's show for pete's sake )

Barney - who got the idea to dress up as a purple dinosaur and terrify children on a daily basis?

Santa Claus - i believe that Santa is a child rapist who rapes children on Christmas Eve and leaves gifts so they wont tell ( i know this sounds crazy but this is where my sister's mind went one when we we making sugar cookies in December.)

Very Peppy People - i'm a hyper person big difference

Random Ranting and Quotes

Who comes up with children shows these people must be on crack.

Who discovered milk? What idiot decided to go up and pull on a cows utter and drink what came out? - my sister ( good point!)

How and why do cabbage patch kids give birth to human children?

If hear rises shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is the sun on tele tubies a baby ?

If bugs die from touching the bright part of bug zappers then if you touch the pretty red part of a toaster what will happen?

Copy and Pastes

I don't feel like taking the time so if it has anything to do with Bella, Edward, The Cullens, being obsessed with Twilight, loving reading, being weird, randomly bursting out laughing (which happens to me often),being clumsy and other things like that, oh and being crazy, then lets just pretend they're here!

If you have an aim screen name IM me we can talk about twilight or just talk i'm a good listener and an even better talker! :)

it's oXPoisonAppleXo

You think your all that and a bag of potato chips? Yeah well I'm all that and a bag of skittles.Taste the rainbow now, Bitch!

oh and if anyone needs a beta I'm here and willing!