Here I am. This is me. Uh, I'm 27 years old. I write stuff from time to time, or whenever the muse strikes me. Updates will be sporadic and unreliable because I am probably the most easily distracted person you'll ever meet. But hey, I hope you enjoy what I've got. I'm open to constructive criticism, but if you do nothing but complain and don't offer a solution, chances are I'm not going to pay your critique any mind. I love compliments. Don't much appreciate loads of pressure to update a story, because it stresses my fickle muse and practically guarantees I won't get back to it. Flattering as it is, I'm familiar enough with myself and my behavior to know by now how I'll respond to situations.