Satireknight
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Joined 02-09-16, id: 7538316, Profile Updated: 02-10-16
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I'm a demanding, nerdy, highly critical person who spends way too much time complaining. It's very therapeutic. I've spent countless hours snarking Twilight, Dennis L. McKiernan, Laurell K. Hamilton, and other authors who send me into incoherent rages.

If you want to see what I think of various fantasy/sci-fi series, check out my snarks on Tumblr, Blogspot and Wordpress.

Crescent Moon: A Reimagining Of New Moon reviews
What if "New Moon" hadn't sucked? What if something had actually happened? What if there had been a plot instead of endless moping and manipulation? A reimagining of "New Moon," where Bella chooses to pursue her vampiric destiny by seeking out a vampire coven who might be willing to help her... only to find a very familiar enemy following her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2016