love LOVE books!! i have like a whole library at my house : )

I love anime!! Naruto,naruto shippuden,code geass(ALL HAIL LELOUCH!!),Axis powers:Hitalia,Bleach,FMA...and many many more

I Love Manga!! naruto,skip beat,fushigi yugi,I's,Saiyuki,onepiece,dragon ball z(don't dis the Gogoku man) so i pretty much like most Shonen and shojo.

my favorite color is blue and green

I love art!!(the works) my fav is Vincent Van Gogh, Claud Monet, and Hieronymus Bosch

I love poetry!! I am not even going to go into it...

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, NarutosBrat, Velshard, Knightmare Gundam of Ni, The Books Wisdom

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.if you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate backstabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laughing your ass off, copy and paste this onto your profile

~Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

~If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy and paste this onto your profile

~93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", put this in your profile

~Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

~If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile

~If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

~If you can read while walking and not bump into things, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you can multitask, copy this into your profile

~If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

~If you and your friends have ever scared the crap out of someone by being weird, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Korpuskat, inurinsama15, kill4blood, Moonwhisper7, the books wisdom

~If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile

~If you have never snuck out in the middle of the night to go do something, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you don't want your parent's to read the fan-fiction you write, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you hate cigarettes, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you believe that the human race is the most destructive species on the planet, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

~If you hate NejiHina, copy this into your profile

~If you think Sasuke should've died, copy this into you profile

~If you know who Panic! at the Disco is and that they are NOT disco, copy and paste this into your profile

~Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you believe that preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have conversations with yourself, copy this into your profile

~Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile

~"I'm bringing sexy back..." If you never even knew sexy was gone, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile

~9 out of 10 of the Akatsuki members are hot, if you think the Akatsuki is secretly a modeling agency, copy and paste this in your profile

~If you think the Coco Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

~If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

~If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

~If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

~If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

~If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile

~Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune (it is sooo weird!!)

~If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever fallen up the stairs,copy this into your profile

~The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile

~If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you HATE it when people read a story that they don't even like, then post mean reviews about it, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

~I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

~If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you want all the preps to just DIE, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command, copy this onto your profile

~Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova,kill4blood, Moonwhisper7 (one time me and 2 other friends were on the phone for an hour saying absolutely nothing and listening to my radio),the books wisdom

~If you've ever tried to lick your elbow even tho you knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

~98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off

~If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

~If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

~If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off

~If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you are a pyro and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile

~If you hate it when people think that when someone wears black they're emo, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you've ever wondered what's with Orochimaru's and Naraku's laugh's, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you think Elmo should burn, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

~The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, lia no demon, Moonwhisper7,the books wisdom

~If u like this face, O.o or this one, O.O copy and paste this into your profile

~If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you've ever noticed that the girls that are usually preps are never really popular, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you love Naruto fanfiction where Naruto is strong and smart, or was just hiding behind a façade, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile

~98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride

~98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

~If you have ever laughed maniacally for no reason other than to bug your friends, copy and paste this onto your profile

~If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile

~If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

~98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma. A best friend call your parents DAD and MOM and GRANDPA, GRAMS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only know a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A good friend will help you find your way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch your pets when I go away. A best friend won't let you go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.

A good friend hides you from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

A good friend lets you make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

A good friend gets angry at you for calling them late in the night. A best friend asks why it took so long for you to call.

A good friend wonders about your love life. A best friend could blackmail you with it.

A good friend tries to help you when you get hurt. A best friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your celing. She will sufficate you like she was sufficated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilia

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

22 Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Emo, I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm Blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be Sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. (I'm not a guy!!)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I love READING so I MUST be a nerd.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!

11 things to do in school

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

2. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY".

3. Claim to be the teaching assistant. If the real one objects, jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"

4. Tell teachers the kids who are not there had died.

5. Speak gibberish.

6. While on the computers at school, delete random folders and such that look important.

7. During a big test, make popping sounds with your mouth(like donkey from Shrek)and laugh when the teacher gives you a funny look.

8. In study hall, look at the ceiling for along time, and when you see other people looking at the ceiling too, trying to figure it out, say "What are you looking at?".

9. When in a school shower, sing "Its a small world after all" really badly.

10. Put fake surveillance cameras in every batroom stall.

11. go to sleep on one of the tables.

copy this into your profile if you're thinking of doing one or more of these things... or if you laughed