hi it joshua0701 an anime who likes to write fanfic in his spare time lol

i don't own any of the anime i mention

and long live anime!!!!!!

dubstep rock metal drumstep j pop all favourite genres and razor sharp by tristam is my favouite music at moent

i really like blink 182

I know BeyondTheLimit13, Anime and game lover 10 and i also know TheCreepyNarrator32 in real so go check 'them out

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile (yes I have)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.(me hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you FUCKING IDOIT mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha BAKA BAKA hahaahahahaahhahahahahaahahaaahaha. Suddenly stops I think I should help him.

Birst in to laughter hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no way haahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaha)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.(me and all of my friends apart from the one who aren't)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(how did you know my plan)

If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile.(daniel is one of my girl_friends I think?)

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.(yea)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. I turned ate into aet

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.(shit happens)

If you have ever snuck on FanFiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, like say your homework, then copy/paste this onto your profile.(homework)

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If you have friends that play with your hair all the time post this on your profile. (yea)

If you play with your friends hair post this on your profile.(maybe)

If you sit though fantasy movies and point out the wrong logic apply the magic but don't point out logic in normal movies put this on your profile.( Snape: you have the same eyes as your mother. I paused the film to find out what colour eyes Harry's mum had. Harry's was blue his mum was brown.)

If you lied about the line above and yell about logic for every movie and TV show put this on your profile.(EVERY SINGLE ONE!!!!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.(*facepalm*)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(sir starts to talk about Pythagoras ME(just starts laughing))

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.( talking about parkour trips)

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (breeze)

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile. (Fucking daniel just daniel

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!(talking about school ME: hey wouldn't it be great if you had sex with a teddy bear?!)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.(every day)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile. ( yes)

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.(oh dont I know it)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.(Fanfiction)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.(sorry I zoned out)

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile( thinks about teddy bears taking over the world whilst doing an exam)

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.(looks around (hugs teddy bear))

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.(this will be the day by rooster teeth)

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.(hell yea)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (hehehe maybe)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile (waking goes to push door. Gets a fucking big ass bruise on check for weeks)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.(kittyCatt1036)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (and then I said …. um ….lol?)

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.(fuck yea)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. (fucking cuboards bullying my pinkie toe

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.( yeah I... wait what was I about to say?)

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wished that an anime character would come to life, copy and paste this into your profile. (NATSU)

If you have ever wished you could go into an anime, copy and paste this into your profile. (pokemon!)

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R.I.P. to That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the street. She got raped.The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them .Guess what? You don't! RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't.

You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) You immediately defended yourself by saying 'The TV doesn't have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realized you were defending yourself against an inanimate object.

8.) You are smiling and nodding to yourself.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that ;)

What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

[X] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth (I would be scared because im a guy and im pretty sure guys dont give birth)

[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants (...)
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire ( I love fire)
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk (what? what kind of fear is that?)
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success (...)
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats (Hate them but don't fear them)
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death (I laugh in deaths face)
[ ] heaven (sigh)
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th (Actually one of my favourite dates in the year)

[X] Zombies
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers (more of an OCD really)
[ ] even numbers
] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
] becoming deaf
[X] growing up
] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] dinosaurs (They're dead.)
[ ] the welcome mat (Why??)
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets

Scrambles - Meant to Be!

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (BLUE!!!!)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on

TOTAL= 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chap-stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer-leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You arewere in gymnastics/
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. ( I have to for school play );
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL= 7

A black man went into a restaurant and the white man at the till said "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man said.

"When I was born I was black,
when I'm hot I'm black,
when I'm cold I'm black,
when I'm sick I'm black,
and when I die I'll be black. But...
when you were born you was pink,
when you are hot you are red,
when you are cold you are blue,
when you are sick you are green,
and when you die you'll be purple.
And you're calling me coloured?"

Paste this on your file if you're against racism.

Tony Stark/ Iron Man:

] You like booze

[X] You are the life of the party (YMCA!!!!!!)

[X] You love gadgets

[X] You can be rather cocky

[X] Your favourite colour is red or gold

[X] You’re good with computers

[X] You use sarcasm a lot

[X] You love getting attention (Like getting it don't need it)

] You’re good at mechanics

[X] You have issues with your parents

4/10

Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk:

[X] You’re good at science

[X] You can get very aggressive when ticked off

] You like to be secluded most of the time

] You like wearing baggy clothes

] You like to meditate

[X] You like doing science experiments

[X] You try to avoid getting into fights

] You like wearing purple things

[X] You’re clever

] Your favourite colour is green

5/10

Thor:

[X] You’re good with a hammer

] You like coffee

[X] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry

[X] You can be arrogant

] You have long hair

[X] You have an interest in astrology

[X] You can get sulky when things don’t go your way

[X] You’re willing to take a fall for someone else

] You like to dress up as fantasy characters

] You don’t get on well with your sibling(s)

6/10

Steve Rogers/ Captain America:

[X] You like helping those in need in any way you can

[X] You hate bullies

[X] You’re a great leader

[X] You’re a bit of a do-gooder

[X] One of your favourite colour is red, white or blue

] You like wearing things with stars on them

[X] You strongly admire the army

] You have a good throwing arm

[X] You like war films

] You’re good at running

7/10

Commander Nick Fury:

[X] You like wearing long coats

[X] You’re good at organizing things

] You’re good at being in the loop

[X] You like guns (gunsgunsgunsgunsgunsgunsgunsgunsgunsguns)

[X] You’re good at giving information to people

[X] You like giving solutions to peoples problems

] You like eye patches

[X] You work best as part of a team

] You like beards

[X] You like wearing black things

7/10

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow:

] You like wearing tight clothes

[X] You can do martial arts

[X] You’re interested in the world of spies

] You have red hair (wish I did)

[X] You’re quite agile

[X] People generally don’t know much about the real you

[X] You like to make yourself look good

] You can speak another language

[X] You’re good at taking orders

] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now

6/10

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye:

] You’re very good at archery.

] You currently like/love someone on your team

[X] You like to wear purple and black

] You’re very good at aiming

] You’ve worked at the carnival

[X] You like working in a team

[X] You’re up for almost anything thrown at you

[X] You’d be a top assassin if you ever took the job

[X] You’re quiet

[X] You tend to get along with people well

7/10

Loki:

[X] You want to be a great leader

[X] You want to prove something

] You’re the younger sibling

] You’ve been/are overshadowed by a sibling

] You don’t get along so great with your sibling

[X] You’re good at lying

] You’re adopted

[X] You’re very clever

[X] You are able to manipulate people well

] Your favourite colour is green or gold

6/10

I'm most like iron step aside people

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(X) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total=5

(X) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow (IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE)

(X) You just tried to lick your elbow. (I tried to anyway)

(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(X) You just tried to sing them.

(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

(X) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice

(X) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (Only blondes have the right to say blonde moment XP)

(X) People have called you slow.

total so far=15

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling.

(X) You’ve fallen asleep in class

(X) If someone says "fart" you laugh.

(X) You just laughed.

total so far= 20

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(X) You are often told to use your "inside voice".

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 24

(X) You have eaten a bug. (we all eat 3 spiders a year in our sleep)

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (top)

(X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 28

(X) You break a lot of things. (Never never never. Mum: Caitlin who broke the candle and tap, and glass and...)

(X) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(X) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together= 31. ah fuck... i'm stupid

1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5

2) the answer is... go to 11

3) don't get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) don't be angry just go to 12

7) I just wanted to say hi

8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. go to 7

11) I hope ur not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored so go to 9

sigh it was prety funny.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.(I said I was sorry to them. I have a scary accuracy for hitting nerve points)
People have often called you insane.

Total: 9

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach. (I like going to the beach, but I must be able to see the bottom of the see floor to swim happily in it)
You rarely get angry. (I know I have a shot temper but I rarely get angry I have a complex personality deal with it)
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.Depends what's it is about. If my friends/family get hurt I probably can't but any thing else yeah I probably could)
You think before you act (most of the time)
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

Total: 10

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment. ( I do care for the environment but I'm not obsessed with it. I swear I still love you planet earth.)
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. (I can depending if I can get my work started in the first place.)
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 8

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted. (What? Never. Now what homework do I- OMG the new Fairy Tail chapter is put)
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer night time over daytime. (I'm up most nights reading in bed. The night is really pretty)
You like creepy things. (Haha. I don't mind them. I can handle them with care)
You like to play tricks on people. (My friends and I play tricks on each other all the time)
Black is your favourite colour.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.(Hell NO. JUMPS SCARES SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I jump when the bell goes at school. I can handle gore actually love those movies but as soon as something jumps out at me. I'm gone)
You love to break the rules.

Total: 10

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite. ( I like to be polite but my first impressions on people is what I gather from them around all the different type of people and if I don't like the way you act I probably won't be as polite. It takes a lot to change my opinion on you, it rarely changes and it's usually spot on or very close to you. (Not my words my friend told me this))
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.

Total: 4

well shit...

Number your favourite characters 1-10. 1 being your favourite

1. luffy

2. natsu

3. brooke

4. cana

5. lucy

6. zoro

7. chopper

8. pickacu

9. robin

10. Rouge

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before? (lucy and rouge

I did but I got bored half way through

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? (brooke

he's a fucking skeleton of course not

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? (zoro luffy

I would laugh very hard and be extremely worried.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? (robin

my one

5. Would seven and two make a good couple? (chopper and natsu

natsu would eat chopper

6. Four/eight or four/nine? (cana robin

drool

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? (brooke pickachu chopper

scared

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. (Sting and Wendy)

...What happens when sting and Wendy hang out too much near Kitty. Check the top to see what happens. (It involves hammers. Lot's and Lot's of hammers. {What's with sting and Wendy})

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Natsu and Mavis)

I really doubt that.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Lucy and Rogue)

RoLu none.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? (Natsu and zoro

what the fuck you 2 aren't even the same anime and wft wft wft wftw fwt fwtftft wft wtfwwtf wtf wft wftw tww twt wtft ww fw fwft ft wft wft fw ft wf fw fwt ft ftw ftw ftw ft wft ftww ftf twf tf wf tftw

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? (pickacu robin

Slash?? What in gods name is that?? *Google searches it*...Oh Yuri and Yaoi. Really you could have just said that. No there isnt one

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? (rouge

the animal I have become by three days grace

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? (natsu brooke zoro)

a fight with brooke commantating

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? (pickacu lucy

Picka pickachu pika,picka Translation wanna suck mai dick.

1. Make loud noises.
2. Bark at passing cars.
3. Steal from Target.
4. Burn paper and eat it.
5. Repeatedly hit yourself in the head.
6. Pretend to be a coyote and eat your neighbour's kids.
7. Shovel the driveway in the summer.
8. Wear a bright orange hat with coffee stains.
9. Insist your name is O'Grady Mulligan.
10. Use a solar-powered flashlight.
11. Hunt squirrels at three o' clock in the morning.
12. Listen to Kenny G.
13. Honk and wave to strangers.
14. Take the Pace bus just for the fun of it.
15. Watch reruns of M*A*S*H.
16. Kiss the check-out lady at the grocery store.
17. Hug a tree.
18. Sing a Michael Jackson song to the garbage man.
19. Pretend you can speak Spanish by adding an "O" to the end of every word.
20. Paint pretty flowers on your house.
21. Hold a conversation with the dishwasher.
22. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio and talk into it.
23. Watch Pinky and the Brain.
24. Have an accident in your pants in a forest across from your house.
25. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
26. Brush your teeth with Rogaine.
27. Ask a teacher to sexually harass you.
28. Eat broccoli snaps.
29. Ask yourself questions in public.
30. Ride your bike in a circle until you puke.
31. Skip around your neighbourhood.
32. Make a guest appearance as a slab of beef on Oprah Winfrey.
33. Play a hick tune on your gee-tar.
34. Video tape yourself eating cheese.
35. Pick your nose in the car at a stoplight.
36. Write a letter to Elvis.
37. Tell everyone you play the dog on The Simpsons.
38. Sit in a trash can.
39. Laugh when you look in the mirror.
40. Change your name to Snarp.
41. Eat candy with the wrapper on it.
42. Laugh like a chipmunk.
43. Fall in a hole.
44. Insist you know E.T.
45. Slide down the stairs on your butt.
46. Talk like Kerri Strug.
47. Put your shoes on before your pants.
48. Style your hair like Chelsea Clinton.
49. Take a picture of your camera with your camera.
50. Mow your lawn with scissors.
51. Go swimming with Free Willy.
52. Join the Spice Girls mailing list.
53. Drink out of the toilet.
54. Dress up like Nardo DiCraprio. (Yes, for those of you losers who don't know what I'm talking about, I mean Leo DiCaprio!)
55. Wear big snow pants in Australia. (Unless you are actually mountains)
56. Ask Tara Lapinski to the prom regardless of your sex.
57. Tie a plastic bag around your head.
58. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
59. Talk like Jackie Chan.
60. Drive to your next door neighbour's house.
61. Name your pet Turdy.
62. Go to internet sites like facebook to find your parents, you know the one who lives with you?
63. Be Yanni for Halloween.
64. Buy an Elton John CD.
65. Forget the number for 911.
66. Put on a sombrero and take your dog for a walk.
67. Wear a paisley shirt.
68. Suck up socks with a vacuum.
69. Take a picture of the garbage man.
70. Shake hands with your school janitor.
71. Invite the plumber over for lunch.
72. Make screeching noises at Pizza Hut.
73. Get drunk on non-alcoholic beer.
74. Frolic in a forest with an antelope.
75. Make sweet love to the chef.
76. Get a tattoo of Burt Reynolds on your back.
77. Run down the street in Wonder Woman underwear.
78. Burn your cousin Chester's house to the ground.
79. Eat dinner at Chicken Hut.
80. Reserve a table for two at a restaurant; one for you; the other for your imaginary friend.
81. Sell your toenail clippings to passing cars on the corner.
82. Have an argument with yourself.
83. Run into a wall at top speed.
84. Poke yourself in the eye, say, "ow," then do it again.
85. Spit out your gum in the trash can, dig it back out, and put it back in your mouth.
86. Sing a song about frogs and ants at Wal-Mart.
87. Put on baggy pants and start rapping.
88. Smack yourself across the face and scream, "How could you?!!"
89. Get jiggy wit' it in the bathroom.
90. Run down the street chasing after Elvis.
91. Try to shoplift a table from K-Mart.
92. Bleach your hair, put on makeup, and join Hanson.
93. Go bungee jumping without the cord.
94. Tell everyone your father is Godzilla.
95. Ride a lawnmower across the country.
96. Speak in Caveman for a day.
97. Greet everyone by saying, "Hey, groovy chic."; even guys.
98. Wear sunglasses after the sun sets.
99. Eat your homework after you finish it.
100. Complain your left foot hurts while holding your left hand.
101. Yell, "I hate anime!"

This is scary but pretty accurate..

1 Which colour is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow

2 What's your first initial?

3 What month were u born?

4 Which colour do you like more, black or white?

5 Name one of your friends

6 Name a number 1-100

7 Do you like flying or driving more

8 Do you like lakes or oceans more

Think of a wish, but don't write it...1 If you chose

1 If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love Black : You are conservative and aggressive Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down Yellow - You are a very happy person with a lot to give

2 If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

3 If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate

4 if you chose: Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do any thing for you, but you may not realize it

5 This person is your best friend

6 If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life More than 50, screw the world

7 If you chose: Flying - You like adventure Driving - You are a laid back person

8 if you chose: Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself You are very reserved but emotional Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people

9 This wish will come true only if you repost this (I forgot to make a wish)

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

Youcry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favourite person feels, we feel whateveryone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Something Funny for the go

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:
sprite can

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
A wall

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
One piece

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
9:40 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:25 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
From shadows: RWBY OST by roosterteeth

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, p.e.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The sprite can

9. What are you wearing?
nothing

10. Did you dream last night?
Being in control of the world

11. When did you last laugh?
Just now no idea why

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Air?

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Me: Daniel

Daniel: HEY!

ME: what it true

14. What do you think of this quiz?
'Cause it looked fun.

15. What is the last film you saw?
The muppets movie

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Lots of girls sorry i mean anime and girls

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I'm (or at least everyone tells me) a good singer

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
All animals will become pokemon

19. Do you like to dance?
YMCA

20. George Bush:
I approve this message

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Nami

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Luffy

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
JAPAN

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
ME: hey

God: sup

ME: can I come in

God: nope

ME: Why

God: I dunno some new guy took over

ME: who

Daniel: oh hey josh

ME: of course * facepalm *

My Names

1. YOUR REAL NAME: josh

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: josizzle (why?)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite colour and favorite animal: black dragon (FUCK YES)

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite colour and favorite drink: Crimson pepper (BACK TO RETARD VILLE)

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: oepatly. (fuck...)

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: black darth (cats name(cat is dead))

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Apple death (sigh)

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any colour and a pirate accessory: black cannon (alright)

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: dennis poynters

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: byejo (shut up)

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: magnum cookie dough (why );

13. YOUR STRIPPER NAME: Name of your first pet and first street you lived on: Xena maiden bower (for fuck sake)

A: Hot

B: Loves people

C: Good kisser

D: Makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

F: People wild and crazy adore you

G: Very outgoing

H: Easy to fall in love with

I: Loves to laugh and smile

J: Is really sweet

K: Really silly

L: Smile to die for

M: Makes dating fun

N: Can kick the shit out of you

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

P: Popular with all types of people

Q: A hypocrite

R: Good boyfriend or girlfriend

S: Cute

T: Very good kisser

U: Is very sexual

V: Not judgmental

W: Very broadminded

X: Never let people tell you what to do

Y: Is loved by everyone

Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

My name.

J: Is really sweet

O: Has one of the best personalities ever

S: Cute

H: Easy to fall in love with

U: Is very sexual (good or bad)

A: Hot

P: Popular with all types of people

E: Has gorgeous eyes

T: Very good kisser

E: Has gorgeous eyes

R: Good boyfriend or girlfriend

D: Makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

N: Can kick the shit out of you

I: Loves to laugh and smile

S: Cute

B: Loves people

Y: Is loved by everyone

E: Has gorgeous eyes

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? What do you think
2. Tall? Kind of...
3. In your pajamas? no
4. Left handed?Right handed

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Daniel
2. Last girl/boyfriend: never had one
3. Person to text you: deleted texts by accident
4. Was today better than yesterday? Yes it the weekend

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 13
2. Color(s): Black, blood, gold
3. Fruit: Apples
4. Place: my room

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Nope!!
2. Are you happy? Yes listening to music
3. Are you sad? no
4. Are you bored?no
5. Heart-broken? no
6. Are you nervous? no
7. Are you excited? Yes why?
8. Are you tired? Mabye?

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? joshua
2. Nick names?Josh/jay
3. Eye color? blue
4. Zodiac sign? The goat(Capricorn)
5. Male or female?* checks * male definitely male * checks again *
6. Slut?Im not but I think Aaron is
7. Smart? Probably above average but not a genius.
8. Hair color? Dark brown Which looks black no matter how you look at it
9. Long or short? short
10. Sweats or Jeans? jeans
11. Phone or Camera? both
12. Drink or Smoke? None does coke a cola count
13. Righty or lefty? Right

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? daniel
2. First crush? Rose fitzsymons
3. First pet? Darth he died
4. First big vacation?Disney land paris

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating?Air
2. Drinking? air
3. I'm about to: sneeze
4. Listening to? From shadows by rooster teeth
5. Plans for today? Type Fanfictions up, YouTube and hang.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller?shorter
2. Romantic or spontaneous? both
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship!!

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles?yes
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Dont have any
3. Ran away from home? Thought about sometimes but never actually done it
4. Broken someone's heart? no
5. Been arrested? no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yes
2. Yourself? Yuppie
3. Heaven? no
4. Santa Claus? Sort of
4. Love? yes
5. Do you like someone? possibly
6. Do you believe in God? no
7. Answered the truth on all questions? I did

THREE WAYS I AM STILL A KID

1. I talk to myself.

2. I dance and sing like no bodies business.

3. I ran around all the time

THREE WAYS I AM ALREADY OLD

1. People think I'm older than I actually am. (Younger as well depends what I'm wearing)

2. im becoming selfaware

3. I know all the songs from my parents youth

THREE Things I WANT TO DO

1. Got to E3 with a game I made.

2. Meet a good cosplayer

3. Cosplay

THREE WAYS THAT I’M A STEREOTYPICAL “BOY

1. crap at writting

2. I love blood

3. I can't fanboy

THREE NEW THINGS I WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS

1. Keep in contact with my old friends

2. make new friends when i move

3. Finish a fanfiction

THREE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MYSELF

1. I'm loyal to my friends

2. I can laugh about myself and get along with others well.

3. I am strong physically and emotionally

THREE THINGS I STRONGLY DISLIKE ABOUT MYSELF

1. I'm not an anime character.

2. I get very scary if you mess with my friends

3. I dont have a girl friend

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME

1. Losing all my friends.

2. Being alone

3. Crocs (Animal not shoes)

THREE OF MY EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS

1. MUSIC

2. Talking my friends

3. Fanfiction

THREE CHARACTERISTICS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (OR SAME) THAT APPEAL TO ME

1. short but not fucking 1 inch, hair, human, same likes and has to be a girl gamer

2. Talks and engages with my family death wish if you don't.

3. Has to like the same things as do but not to much that we become friends.

THREE THINGS I JUST CAN’T DO

1. Stop reading fanfiction and manga.

2. Stop fantasizing over anime characters.

3. draw anime/manga (yet)

THREE CAREERS I’M CONSIDERING

1. Game designer (Dream Job)

2. YouTuber

3. Manga/ Anime artist

A guy gave a girl eleven real roses and one fake rose. He told the girl 'I will love you until the last rose dies'." (FTW)

"I'm not crazy; I'm just going sane in an insane world." (See i told you so)

"Good friends help you up when you fall down. Best friends laugh and trip you again." (True.)

If you join the dark side there is a good chance you will not die in my hands (...Ok not to self don't join the dark side)

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I FUCKING CRYED!!!!

so yeah I you can do this too that'll be awesome :)

Favorite anime moments

Zoro cuts ship i half

Zoro: i got on the wrong ship.

Sanji: Marines. coming. crew. here. we. run.

Zoro: you.kill.later.