ABANDONED ACCOUNT

The only ideas I lay claim to are my own.

Reveiws are a treasure! Please feel free to leave constructive criticism if you have the time~

I like strange pairings. I like crack pairings. I like pairings that seem absolutely absurd on the surface but make sense when you put the characters in the right environment. So beware all who come to my profile, for only the people who are willing to look below the surface of reality will understand.

I fluctuate between writing chapters that are so long they make your eyes bleed and chapters short(?) enough to be the ingredient list on the back of a bag of Doritos. So asking me to write shorter/longer chapters is pointless, though the sentiment is appreciated.

If you, for some strange reason, decide to grace my most likely unworthy fics with a piece of art, let me know and I will notify your fellow followers of my work so they may shower it with praise while I weep confusedly in front of my computer screen. Crediting is also nice.

I don't reply to reviews unless they contain a question, in which case I will get back to you via PM. Know that I truly do read all the reviews, even the ones that don't enlarge my ego (of course, constructive criticism is listened to far more then flames).

Plagiarizing is a cruel crime. If you have an interest in exploring a world I have created, then please ask my permission before doing so. I would never purposely steal another's work, but if anything in my tales seems familiar, please notify me and I will do my best to rectify it. Keep in mind that fanfiction may always feel familiar, as we all play in the same worlds and with the same characters (though perhaps not quite the same).

I have the terrible and dangerous habit of having too many stories going at once. My only explanation is that they will not leave me alone once they're in my head, and my only choice is to let them free. I am constantly overwhelmed by the duty to complete them and the excitement of loving them all. If I ever abandon one of my poor mind babies, I will mark it as such, so don't let slow updates fool you.

I do my best to treat characters like people, not puppets stitched together to do my bidding. If I fail in this mission, do not hesitate in reminding me that most people don't have godlike powers and flawless hair (I'm looking at you, Thor).

Unfortunately, I am not interested in co-writing anything. While it is appreciated that you think I am a decent writer, I prefer to write on my own.