Hello! I'm Kei, with an alter ego known as Xeki (yea, I'm a KH fangirl. What's it to ya?) I'm almost 14 and I'm just going to use this profile to post random crap that I get off other people's profiles. So there. Ha. BTW, I'm not a yaoi fangirl. I hate reading the sick stuff fanfic authors put down for yaoi...ugh...

Xeki

Short (same height as Roxas and Xion)

Blue eyes

Long brown hair (Longer than Xiggy's ponytail)

Number XV-element light and alternate realities

Acts like she has a heart

Hangs with the AxRoxXion crowd

Mortal enemies: Xaldin, Saix

Good: cook, singer, dancer

Sucks at: speaking diplomatically, painting, playing instruments

Afraid of: the kitchen trash can (wtf)

Comes in the story 2 days after Xion wakes up

Fill out #s 1-12 with names of people from fanfiction material and answer the questions

1- Xion 2- Xeki 3- Larxene 4- Zexion 5- Demyx 6- Roxas 7- Namine 8- Xemnas 9- Riku 10- Luxord 11- Axel 12- Marluxia

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Yes. My eyes still burn...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Not really, but I like his hair.

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? MPreg? Um... wouldn't it be the other way around?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Only emo ones.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? HELL YEA!!

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten? DemyxxXemnas or DemyxxLuxord? EEEWWWWWWWWW!

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex? Demyx...and...Roxas? Crap, why does gay stuff keep popping up? I think she'd kill them. Or herself. Probably the latter.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Why not to do crack...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Xemnas? Fluff? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Marly deserved it.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Um... he raped her?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I have no friends list... cries emo tears

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion? SHUT UP YOU STUPID FUCKTARDS!

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? No idea.

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? XionxRoxas lemon, Marly gay rape

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two? barf Sorry Xion, I don't swing that way.

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! )

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite Things" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? Axel.

2. Your favorite KH girl? Xion.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? Xaldin, cuz' he's a frickin' rasta bastard, that's why!

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Um, Lar Lar, because I've only played 358/2 days, and there's only 2 girls. Dammit!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Neverland (I can fly!)

6. Least Favorite World? Agrabah.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Pandora's gear.

8. Least Favorite Weapon? Kingdom key.

9. Fave. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Dunno, never played 1 or 2.

10. Fave. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Never played as Sora.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why? AxelxXeki, because that's the kinda guy I'd want, though I'm still a swingin' single.

12. Least Fave. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? VexenxAnybody, because he's a creepy old guy.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? XemnasxXion. WTF?

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have? Xion died, I only have a DS and there's only 358/2 days out on the DS.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Axel.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? No. Saix just kisses up to the Superior. Feh.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? Hell yes.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? Yes.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Xion.

22. What's your theory on "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep?" It sounds fun.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Nope.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) character from the game, who would it be? Axel.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Xion, she does everything I'd do. It's creepy...

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? Bumping into a random guy off the street and screaming "OMG it's Demyx!"

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? I don't cosplay. Period.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? My dreams, when Saix gets bitchslapped.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Xion. Definetly Xion.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? No idea.

FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! Picking "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? Pence

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas? Must I choose between the awesome emo guy and my buddy? Um... Roxas.

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas, because I don't know much about Sora.

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel, but Demyx rocks (figuratively and literally)

36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene, I don't know Kairi.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? SoRiku. Axel's mine.

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namiku. Riku needs a girl.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Sorry to do this to ya, Demyx, but you know that Axel's mine.

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea salt!

42. Cloud or Leon? CLOUD STRIFE!

43. CloTi or Clerith? Um, what?

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? See answer to 43.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. Axel. Luv ya :3

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? How about real life?

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Roxas and Sora. Xion and Kairi.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for? All of 'em!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? Never played either, so...

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? The story. Definetly the story.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? Chuck Norris. (I agree with the person who said this.)

Paper or Plastic? Cloth...

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody's around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes. i tested it with a recording device.

What's the meaning of life? Food, obviously!

Why? Why not?

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Axel 2. Larxene 3. Xion 4. Zexion 5. Demyx 6. Xeki 7. Roxas 8. Riku 9. Sora 10. Xemnas

1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Am I still dreaming? YES!

Number 2 asked you to go out with her? Lar Lar? You're gay?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Knock first, Xion!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Isn't Sora a little young for you, you pedo?

5 cooked you dinner? Eat it. Demyx is actually a really good cook!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? How can I lie next to me? Huh? brain explodes

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? OMG! Roxas is mah brotha! Yay!

8 got into the hospital somehow? Aww. Poor blindfolded emo Riku!

9 made fun of your friends? I don't care if you're the main character of the game. You die!

10 ignored you all the time? Don't care. I'm pretty happy.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Beat the shit out of them.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Probably laugh.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? A seashell...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Try to save all the books.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do? Wish me luck and hide behind a rock, waiting for the explosion.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? My reaction says EEEWWWWWW! This is forced! I'm gonna kill you, you sick Superior!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Ice cream!

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? With his emo powahs!

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? He's asleep. No support there...

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Threaten to turn me into a dusk.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Do I really have to explain why Axel's so yummy? I'm tryin' to keep it PG-13 here.

2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? WTF? Lar Lar, you and sleeping beauty here?

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? I don't date Xion! Why do all these quizzes say that I do?

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? Sora's loved by older people. Um...pedophile...

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? They might. Nothing romantic about it. I like Demyx as a friend.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? I'm a player? Seriously? No wai!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Well, my hair WAS really long...

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him? No worries, Riku! Try for Namine! She likes you!

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Sure. Sora's not gonna poison me.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? He stays forever in Chuck E Cheese Hell!

1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it? Yep! Axel likes rock, and so do I!

No. 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? Yay! New emo friend!

3 told 6 that 10 started his period. I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHY HE WAS SO PISSY LAST WEEK!

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. WTF!? RokuSo? No way! And Zexy? Huh?

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? He got dared or lost a poker game to Luxord.

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do? Thinks "Remind me never to make Xeki that pissed..."

7 got high. His ice cream was tainted.

8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about? Not enough emoness.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when 1 spills Soda all over him? Pushing him in water.

10 starts working at a bar... Gawd, Superior! What is it with you and munny!

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. Lar Lar raped him. And shouldn't it be the other way around?