In which Professor Kudzu advises wannabe Pokémon owners on everything they'll need to know about owning and caring for these wonderful creatures. Will also include a profile on every species. Written with a light touch and tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy!

Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?

Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

It started with death and would end the same way. OC insert. {rewrite of Reincarnation of a Water Lily}

Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!

The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, HIATUS, but being worked on as of 2-1-16

AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.

The story of how a traitor became a hero and then something much, much greater. A retelling of Final Fantasy VI. Eventual Celes/Terra femslash.

[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.

If you got a second chance at life, what would you do? - What happens when an ordinary girl wakes up to find herself stuck in the body of a baby in the world of Naruto? - Life as a ninja. OC insert. [warning: marysue according to internet trolls] REWRITE IS UP!

In the last moments of the final fight, Naruto hesitates- and that is all Madara ever needed. Cursed to live on beneath the red moon as his friends die, help comes from someone unexpected as he gets a second chance to fix what went wrong. Ending up in the middle of the Third War, Naruto sets out to change everything.

An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.

Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.

A man's past is not past. His actions in his younger years are what shape him, guide him, and define him today. It is his choice, however, as to whether the darker moments of his life control his future.

A collection of short tales narrated by everyone’s favorite silver haired lunatic.

Cloud and Terra join forces to battle Kefka and Sephiroth as they search for their Crystals. Along the way they must confront their troubled pasts before their secrets cause the other's demise, and discover the higher destinies set for them. An alternate telling of the game's events from their POV. Not a typical shipping fic, romance is subtle.

The Hashshashin, I would learn, do not kill with blades alone.

Nobody kills in Dexter's town and gets away with it. Cover Art by Attempt Unique.

AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.

On the first day of the term, someone pranks the school by locking all of the classroom doors shut for the day, thus cancelling all lessons. Hermione Granger is not amused

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

Hyuuga Neji goes missing nin, which is more complicated than it sounds. Luckily the Uchiha brothers are experts in professional treachery and more than willing to give him tips...whether he wants them or not. /post timeskip/ Sound Village mind f***ery/

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

His fractured mind made him capable of anything. It made him Konoha’s most unpredictable ninja. And eventually, Konoha’s most unpredictable ninjas. If it sounds strange, it’s because it is. One-shot.

Do you remember me? No, of course you don't. You haven't remembered me in thirty years. -- Short Story --

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

AU. Sometimes, you just can't let go.

Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...

What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.