"I'm usually called the Doctor. Or the caretaker. Or 'Get off this planet'. Though, strictly speaking, that probably isn't a name."

"Personally, he prefers to be called Stormaggedon Dark Lord of all."

"I'm the Doctor. I work in a shop now. I am here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget who I am. Very thoughtful as that does happen."

"Bunk beds are cool. A bed, with a ladder! You can't beat that."

"What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius? Clom."

"I'm the King of France!" "Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time!"

"Is this how time normally passes? Really slowly, in the right order?"

"Goodness me, I'm a man! Yum! So many parts...and hardly used! Oh, two hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out a Samba!"

"State your name, rank and intention." "The Doctor. Doctor. Fun."

"Look, what's that? Oh, it's an unfamiliar and pretty obviously poisonous substance. Oh I know what will be really clever. I'll stick my hand in it."

"I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon...in CARDIFF!"

"I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one around to stand around looking impressed! What's the point of having you all?"

"I've got to invent a setting for wood. It's embarrassing."

"Couldn't you put that on quiet?" "No! It's a sonic screwdriver! Sonic equals sound!"

"Shall I run and get the manual?" "I threw it in a supernova." "You threw the manual in a supernova? Why?" "Because I disagreed with it!"

"I'm fine. Well no. I'm dying. But I've got a plan." "What plan?" "Not dying. See? Fine."

Hello. I am w0lfchi1d, in case you couldn't tell from the name that should be at the top of this page. But either way, you're here and you're reading this right now. So hello. Would you like a cookie? They're freshly baked. I think. Maybe you shouldn't eat them. I'll eat them for you. If I'm not dead afterwards, then you'll know you could have eaten the cookie and been just fine. If I am dead, well, you should at least come to my funeral. Since you caused my death and all.

I only have one fact about myself to tell you, something you should have already figured out. I am a die hard Doctor Who fan. It is my favorite show of all time, and I could watch it forever. So enjoy the story descriptions that will come below once I get far in the one I am currently writing. It will be updated as ideas come in and out of my head. So enjoy reading.

Yeah.

I have to go eat that cookie.

Title: Purity

Rating: Teen for now, may change

Summery: Still deciding, have to get more into the story to tell