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Hello!

I'm...Nikola :)

I like(Love) Harry Potter, Precy Jackson, Hunger games, House of anubis, Glee, Avatar the Last Airbendern, Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, Imagine Dragons, The Chronicles of Narnia, Tumblr... and A LOT more


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blnd blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I still think that some guys are hot. I just don't want a boyfriend)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest.


Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson
When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca
When I see someone scold their younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico
When i see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.


ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are Aquaphobic

4

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic

40%

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.

5

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

4

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.

6

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (A/N Below 80)
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

7

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

9

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

8

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

0%

APHRODITE

Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup. (A/N it's hun :) )
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

5

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

5

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

2

YAY I'm a daughter of Apollo (Thought i already knew that :) )


YOUR GUY SIDE

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an XBox
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner. (once in a while)
xYou wear the color pink. (just a bit)
xGo to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance. (A/N still am)
xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile alot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can. (NOT tight dresses I own like 2 pairs of them and I HATE THEM)
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kd.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 13

...WOW I'm more of a guy then a girl...I have nothing to say...


PREP

X You own a cell phone
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 5

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 4

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.(usually)
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You like homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 5

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 6 (okeeey...)

I'm a mix between a HARDCORE//SCENE and a GEEK (even if i'm not hehehe)


1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

''Like what?'' said Susan; '' and anyway, it's time you were in bed'' - Susan - The Chronicles of Narnia - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

"2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My wall that has a Poster on it.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

...I don't know...

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:10 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:07 PM. (Damn)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Music

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

To go to a candle..you could say walk, that my school organizes every year for the lost soldiers

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My pasta xD

9. What are you wearing?

My stripe gray and black tunic and something something print leggings xD

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

When we were walking home from the ''candle walk'' and me and my two friends were laughing about a song.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Posters, pictures, a mirror and some drawings.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yup...there are these crazy thing called...Friends...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It was okay...

15. What is the last film you saw?

St. Trinians

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A lot of things...not naming them..there are to much of them...

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I think that Teachers in our school are AWESOME

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

um...I don't know...

19. Do you like to dance?

YES YES YES!!!!

20. George Bush:

I'm not American so I don't know a lot about him...but I've heard that he sucks balls...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Emily Susan...(not saying my last name)

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

James Peter...


Full Name- Nicole Emily Parker (I couldn't think of a normal last name xD)

Nickname-Nic, Em

Age- 16

Godly Parent- Apollo

Mortal Parent- Laura Parker

Brother and Sisters- The Apollo cabin

Abilities- Bow and Arrow, good with a dagger, quite quick , she sometimes sees the future in her dreams, but not always.

Weapon and form- Bow and a arrow (bracelet), dagger (Hair clip), spear (Necklace) (She doesn't really use it)

Height- (Specific please) 6,1

Weight- (Specific Please) 105

Hair, lenght, style and color- dirty blond, curly and a bit Frizzy, past her shoulders

Clothing: Jeans, a shirt, dresses, NO skirt, Flats, boots, sneakers, blazers, leggings and a tunic, and scarf's

Summer: Tank top or a T-shirt, Shorts or white skinny jeans, sneakers or flats sometimes flip-flops, hair in a short braid.

Swimwear: blue bikini, hair in a pony tail, flip-flops, a towel around her waist,

Winter: Skinny jeans, T-shirt and a jumper over it, a coat, her boots, mittens, and a scarf

Sleepwear: A Big t-shirt (usually one of her brothers) and leggings or shorts under the shirt,

Camp : Camp T-shirt, shorts or skinny jeans, sneakers or flats, her ring and Necklace and charm bracelets, and A LOT of bracelets around her wrists.

Formal : A blue or a purple gown and a matching shoes and a matching handbag

Skin- tanned skin, soft, has a huge scar over her back.

Nationality- (Specific Please) greek, Latvian, American.

Romance- hmm...when the time comes

With who?- like i said...when the time comes

status — camper and a soon to be counselor.

Personality- Happy and Bubbly, nice and kind, stubborn, gets angry easily, happy on the outside but sad on the inside.

History- (Doesn't have to be interesting if nothing comes to mind) She doesn't remember a lot but she lived at L.a. her mother was a fashion designer. she started going to camp when she was 8, really good friends with everyone, even some Ares campers, she's really happy and likes helping everyone, but is sad on the inside because nobody ever helps her and has started to cut sence her mother died (when she was 14), she's starting to think of joining the Hunters of Artemis.


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People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you suck at video games copy this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile.

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

If you have wings, post this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turnBLUE, And when you die you turnPURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

-Children of rival gods can fall in love.

-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

-Math teachers really are evil.

-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

-Elvis was a magician. No, really.

-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

-Boomerangs can cast spells.

-It's possible to gamble moonlight.

-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.

-Rainbows have power.

-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.

-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

-Even plants can wage war.

-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.

-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.

-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.


-Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short andfine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion repost this and tell his story.

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The Accidental Malfoy by Rivvy reviews
A story about a girl from America, whose situation brought her under the Malfoy roof and into Hogwarts, starting her life over for the better. T for violence and language that might slip up in this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,574 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 4/25/2012 - James S. P., OC
Improbability by Endless Prattling reviews
Roxanne Weasley was the "nice" Hufflepuff. Nashira Alden was the Slytherin with a Death Eater father. Nobody expected them to become allies, much less friends, but improbable things are known to happen amidst the halls of Hogwarts (especially when the newest generation of pranksters is involved). Still. Starting that prank war was COMPLETELY accidental(ish).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,317 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - OC, James S. P.
Potters, Weasleys, and Misguided Snogging by Somewhat Quirky reviews
Everyone knew that, at Hogwarts, if you weren't being murdered by the Dark Arts, unearthing secrets that were thought to be myth, or otherwise putting yourself in lethal danger, you were probably involved in some sort of love triangle. It was just how the school operated. (This isn't a slash James/Fred, if that's what the character listing makes you think.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 313,041 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - James S. P., Fred W. II - Complete
Curiosity by ACtravels reviews
It was probably my curiosity which would be the ruin of me. It was my curiosity which led to me falling into the Potter's back yard. My curiosity that led me to experiment with my 'ability' and it was curiosity that led me to ignore the one piece of advice my mother ever gave me - never look into your future. James II/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,083 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - James S. P., OC