Peridot, fed up with her mother's ploy to hook her up with her boss's loser son, hires Jasper to be her fake girlfriend. Which seemed like the perfect plan, in theory. Except Peridot finds herself having trouble keeping it in her pants for her hot new friend. Jaspidot

If you're hurtling through space towards some backwoods, garbage planet, you might as well start an illicit relationship with your snot-nosed underling to pass the time.