DLZornot2
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 07-28-12, id: 4159704, Profile Updated: 07-28-12

Huh...
Yeah I'm mostly just here to read...
:)

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Seasons of change by MPRose reviews
An attempt to go against a popular trope. What if, instead of becoming dark/grey and gaining more power that way, Harry had been a little more considerate? Begins with a small change in first year, and sticks close to the original, but sometimes small changes can add up to change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,882 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 64 - Words: 380,086 - Reviews: 4646 - Favs: 6,084 - Follows: 6,116 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Loyalty by True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 237,517 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Anko M.
unsphere the stars by cocoartist reviews
When you can't change time, but you can't go forward, what is left? Hermione learns how to be the protagonist of her own story. [Tomione WIP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 225,157 - Reviews: 3325 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 2,603 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 1/10/2012 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Harry P., Albus D.
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,591 - Reviews: 2937 - Favs: 8,379 - Follows: 9,414 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 268,079 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 6,568 - Follows: 6,885 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Comrade in Irons by Rahuratna reviews
After a mission goes horribly wrong, Naruto and Kakashi must battle their way back to Konoha in the face of false accusation. Faced with a series of baffling murders, Shikamaru must unravel a scheme that could destroy his friends as well as Konoha itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,223 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/19/2018 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,295 - Reviews: 5576 - Favs: 4,161 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Clockwork and a Teacup by Artsome reviews
What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 220,638 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 4,271 - Follows: 4,944 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sakura H., OC
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4107 - Favs: 6,544 - Follows: 7,551 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 367,472 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 3,288 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Weasley Girl: Secrets of the Past by Hyaroo reviews
Sequel to "Weasley Girl"! Potter's Gang are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and face a dramatic escape, a mysterious diary, a strange cat, a "loony" girl, a hidden monster and many past secrets coming to light. It looks like this year will be at least as eventful and dangerous as the previous one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,520 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Within Interest by Silent Songbird reviews
"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,427 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 5,045 - Follows: 6,414 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Team Seven
God of the Machine by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,488 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Light Y., OC
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 9,408 - Follows: 10,477 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
To Kill a Bull by Discoabc reviews
"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,964 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 4,175 - Follows: 4,953 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H., OC
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 7,999 - Follows: 7,559 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,101 - Reviews: 2878 - Favs: 5,447 - Follows: 6,480 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,439 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 5,230 - Follows: 5,479 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
Shinobi: Team 7 by Gallyrat reviews
There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,605 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9289 - Favs: 6,765 - Follows: 5,308 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 6,727 - Follows: 4,899 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fireborn by HarleyChase reviews
Built like an assassin. That's how most would stereotype her. Unfortunately for her superiors, with the qualities of a killer come the qualities of someone who doesn't like to follow orders, and she was never one to conform with the darkness of Konoha anyways. Not even if the prodigy with the Sharingan tries to stop her. Of course, she never anticipated him taking her side. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 256,349 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Kakashi H., OC] - Complete
Weight of the World by Tsume Yuki reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 158,947 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 5,677 - Follows: 5,929 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 3,069 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The Perfect Jutsu by serpentguy reviews
The Shadow Clone Jutsu had always been incomplete. It was meant to be the most unstoppable technique, but it had never been perfected. At least, that was until Naruto Uzumaki accidentally did something that should have been impossible... Strong, unique Kekkei Genkai Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 71,266 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 3,560 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35025 - Favs: 24,920 - Follows: 18,613 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Heart of PureSilver reviews
What would you do if a random red-eyed ninja guy suddenly appeared in your living room one day and threatened you with a butter knife? I thought I went crazy. It wasn't until later that I learned he was Madara Uchiha, the main antagonist of "Naruto". So why did I end up falling for him, even though I knew he would never so much as glance at me? M for language and implied themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,518 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Madara U., OC] - Complete
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 10,839 - Follows: 12,057 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 5,028 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 2,898 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.