Ichigo, a very popular ex-teen actor who has only played one role to date. Ulquiorra, an established young actor notorious for his failure to get along with people. Watch as they are brought together to breathe life into a pair of tragic lovers. AU. [Slow burn; ongoing]

Grimmjow's reputation for being a total pimp is on the line after a tragic accident at a party. Grimm resorts to his only hope at saving himself from this terrible social nightmare; Ulquiorra, resident genius. Will it be enough? Nah, probably not.

Kurosaki was staring at me again. That kid needs a punch in the vagina. Rating M.

Grimmjow must have done something really, really horrible in his past life, because all of a sudden, his boring new Literature teacher happens to be living right across the hallway. GrimmUlqui AU. Rated for language

Due to Szayel accidentally giving Ulquiorra the wrong pills, Ulquiorra turns into a girl overnight. Oh dear God. Can he go through this whole ordeal without being discovered? GrimmUlqui, one-sided IchiUlqui and GrimmRen. Shounen-ai.

Zazie hated Saint Valentine's Day...especially when he was stuck being the one to DELIVER the letters around town. The last thing he expected was to see was his partner was actually cross-dressing...again. ZaziexLag

Only the moon is witness to this sinful act borne from lust, desire, hurt, despair, and even love. Pairings: Cross x Allen, Kanda x Allen

Maylene has a crush on Sebastian...We all know that! But what happens when she mysteriously develops a habit of sleepwalking to Sebastian's room in the middle of the night? It seems her character changes too...

When Sebastian hears Ciel scream, he runs to his lovers room worried. Turns out he has a paper cut... CielxSebastian

What happens when Ciel falls ill with a terrible cold? Sebastian's bond with the boy is deeper than ever now his parental insinct takes over...

We all know that Ulquiorra is a deep guy. Perhaps that is why Aizen ordered our favorite Espasda to keep a diary err... I mean journal.

After an unusually difficult day at the mansion, Sebastian finally snaps. Inspired by working in food service!

This was absurd. The entire situation was impossible. It was immoral. It was unthinkable. It was exactly what he needed. WilliamxSebastian LEMONTASTIC.

Not that scary, but pretty funny in my opinion. Rated T for mild language and some violence.

William x Grell from Kuroshitsuji, what is the reason for William's hate against Sebastian?

Being responsible isn't easy. Being taught how to be responsible by Aizen isn't all that great either. Rated for language, a ninja Gin, a chocolate obsessed Ulquiorra, and chaos.

Tired of facing an overload of working three minimum wage jobs at once to pay for his school tuition and rent, Ulquiorra decides to apply as a housekeeper on a Jobs Wanted ad that would seem to make his life a lot easier... that was a COMPLETE lie. AU G/U

Why did it had to be his body?

20 contestants, 39 days, 1 island, 1 million dollars...Aizen's your host. Which character will emerge victorious? Warning: Severe OOCness. Think you can handle that? COMPLETE! More than 14,000 Hits!

Welcome to Las Noches tm , new Arrancar tm ! This is a special introductory package and contract. We hope you enjoy your term of service.

Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.

Ichigo transfers to an all-boys' school and gets acquainted with all sorts of teenagers, including one with whom he ultimately falls in love. For Grimmjow happens to be the most popular jock in school, while Ichigo is just your typical teen. AU GrimmIchi

Ulquiorra glared at anyone and everyone who looked at the blue-haired Espada for more than two seconds, and pulled Grimmjow inside the amusement park, growling. Grimmjow smirked. GrimmUlqui. Complete!

Eleven drabbles with a romantic feeling, or not, to celebrate Valentine's day. Various malexmale pairings; the usual suspects and some new, less orthodox ones.