After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

*Under revision, see profile notes*The tragic and misunderstood life of Regulus Black. RB/oc, hints of SB/oc/RB

A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.

Due to an assignment Hary learns he has more family alive than he thinks. How will they react to suddenly being asked to care for him? And how exactly are they meant to keep their job a secret, after all this is Harry we're talking about. No pairings though mention of previous slash

Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.

Gabriel might have made a mistake when he borrowed pagan weapons to make a fake angel blade, but he'd thought it would be enough to trick Lucifer. Well, it was, but now the archangel find himself set adrift on another Earth. With his Grace almost gone and unwillingly possessing Harry Potter, what can Gabriel do? Maybe Hogwarts will be enough to distract him...

Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...

An incarcerated librarian with an environmental terrorist roommate, a mysterious and familiar ex-yakuza gangster with mischief in his mismatched eyes, and a very long reading list. Prison is not what Cloud Strife expected. Sephiroth/Cloud, written as a prize on tumblr for Cactuscarousel! Contains some violence! Cover art by TOMOWOWOWO! Find her on tumblr or in my profile!

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

Every single cloud has a silver lining. ///Crossover with NCIS///

Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.

Elite - Harry Potter. Codename: Gryffin. Status: Destroyer of Voldemort. Location: Alternate Universe. Physical Status: How am I supposed to feel!

Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?

Sequel to Blood's Sacrifice. Harry and Blaise are back for another year, but this time things are going to be vastly different with Manuel incapacitated. Rated just to be safe.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

WARNING; No plot whatsoever, random, weird dreams, commercials, RAINBOWS, people popping out of nowhere, crappy script form. You know, the usual. Review/Flame/definitely OOC. CH 26, a TWILIGHT PARODY that failed.

In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.

Disciplinary duty takes a turn for the surreal when General Sephiroth uses Cadet Strife for his personal errand boy. However, when Cloud starts to notice something wrong with the General, he takes it upon himself to do more than just scrub the ceilings.

Post HBP. Harry somehow accomplished is destiny, but died. Landing in an other world, where he is 6, have siblings & parents, a world that knows nothing of the horrors of war, he tries to make a difference, but which one?

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.

Corvus Blackstone, a Slytherin, runs a lucrative business of smuggling in and selling contraband at Hogwarts. Him and his mates are making money and having fun. Then things get messy. Set in CoS&PoA.

Harry has lived for a very long time, but it seems life is out to get him once again. Now he's trapped on a planet with some hapless tourists and a dangerous convict. And that's not the least of his problems, wait till the suns go out. Harry/Riddick

The Lost Elfling" rewrite. The war is over but Harry has been left broken and bleeding. He’s given the chance to start again in a new world, but can he remain separate from another war when once again the people he cares about are in the middle of it?

ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]

Alex has faced death too many times to be scared of it. Some say he isn’t scared of anything. They’re wrong. When Alex is faced with his greatest fear, he runs. For the one thing he can never allow himself to do is lose control. Contains strong language.

AU. In the name of the greater good, Dumbledore declares the younger twin, Harry, a squib.

After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

A simple night of training ends up being so much more. John makes a decision and Sam pays the price. Weechesters oneshot, rated for some bad language. Limp/angst.

Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.

PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

Sequel to Blood Prince. Harry and Blaise are back for their second year at Hogwarts and things promise to be just as exciting as their first year. Too bad their Defense teacher is another incompetent loser…Mafia Harry!

PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!

The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.

The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.

Jack is quite the unusual girl... maybe even psychotic?... How will this affect everyone, her included... but especially Riddick? [Complete]