When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

Song fic based on the I'm Not Gay music video by J Pee. - Scott brings a new friend, Derek, along to his and Stiles' trip to Home Depot that disrupts everything Stiles thought he knew about himself. AU

Stiles always wondered what kind of soulmate he was going to end up with or if he'll ever even find them. After all, the word "Hi." doesn't give away much. On the other hand, Derek was worried what kind of a person his soulmate was exactly. Especially with the ridiculous soulmate mark he has on his arm. Sterek! Soulmate AU! Fluff ! Oneshot

Alpha Sherlock, his Omega Mate John, Alpha Mycroft and Alpha Lestrade rescue a group of Omega children from an illegal child trafficking facility. Mycroft and Lestrade take in the one child they can't identify, Lestrade because he cares and Mycroft because he believes she holds the key to destroying the child trafficking network. Warning mentions child abuse and trafficking

John is a recently graduated PhD student teaching his first class at the University of Colorado, Boulder. Sherlock is a college freshman who moved to the United States three years ago. John is happy to have such an enthusiastic student, but he's starting to wish Sherlock didn't come to *every single one* of his office hours. He's scaring off the other students. Johnlock college!AU.

Filled for a Kink meme that asked for Kid!John in love with Babysitter!Sherlock. Basically, it's just an excuse for fluff of epic proportions.

John Watson doesn't mind being an Omega. It's how everyone else deals with it -and him- that's driving him round the twist. Luckily he happens to share a flat with one of the world's foremost scholars in human behavior. With Sherlock Holmes on the case, will John discover the root of the Mystery of the Persistent C-word? Or will the search take them to the heart of John himself?

Sherlock and John have met before... long before John was sent home from the war. Little did John know that black panther he was attacked by under the hot Afghani sun was going to be his future flatmate. AU where Sherlock is a shapeshifting black panther and John tries to come to terms with a flatmate who wants to mate with him.

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

A drunk and affectionate Mycroft turns up late one night at Greg's office, and comes up with the cure to the loneliness Greg hadn't really realised he was feeling. WIP

Omegaverse - you've been warned, but not explicit as of yet. Young John discovers he's an Omega while at uni.

Get John and Sherlock engaged they said. It'll be fun they said... Yes, well the first 'incident' occurred six days, eleven hours, and forty-two minutes before they got married; the last about twenty seconds before they walked down the aisle. What happened in between even I don't quite believe. I'm Aurora Aurelia Abbington, the skull on the mantle, and I have another story to tell.

Omegaverse, Mystrade, Johnlock, mpreg, other warnings in chapter notes. Lestrade wants to bond with Mycroft; he just needs to get the approval of the Head Alpha of the Holmes family. Might be a challenge when he finds out who that is. Then there's the matter of a sadistic serial killer who is cruelly picking off Alpha-Omega couples who don't neatly fit into their traditional roles.

Tiny 300-400 words stories about John and Sherlock that I publish each week on Tumblr. (All ratings)

According to the text books, breaking the bond between an Alpha and his Omega results in the death of the Omega. When John's Alpha, Professor Moriarty, is savagely murdered nobody expects John to survive. Still, here he is, alive and kicking - trying to start a new life, while clearing his name, and keeping unbonded Alphas at bay. - Beware: Omegaverse! To be continued in 'Mycroft'.

"What's that?"-"That's a kitten Sherlock"-Only it wasn't... Kid!Sherlock. Teen!John. Kid-ish!Mycroft.

They are little girls, all three. They started as a joke between John and Sherlock, a tease, a taunt, a fit of pique while they argued about empathy and erections. But over the years Vexation, Umbrage, and Discontent grew, like children always do...

Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.

Superwholock - When John finds a way to bring Sherlock back from the dead(or wherever he was) the Winchesters are recruited to investigate demonic interference in London. Turns out Sherlock is more of an oddity than everyone originally believed. A certain time-traveling, two-hearted alien can't miss out on the excitement.

There was no pity, only the acceptance that Sherlock Holmes was the best, that he only worked with the best. And that "the best" didn't include anyone at the Academy. AU Crossover - Sherlock x Step Up

The best times between John and Sherlock don't happen in the episodes. We never see them–they're much too dull. But sometimes, it's exactly what both of them want. (Series of one-shots, sometimes T rated sexy times, sometimes platonic friends).

Sherlock has ruled sex out of his life; it's completely pointless! But then Sherlock gets a new roommate, John Watson. Is it time to play the 'Special Song' again? Just another smutty Teenlock fanfiction!

John must be naturally heat-tolerant...and three years stationed near a desert probably increased his ability to deal with the heat tenfold. But his cool poise in the hottest part of the summer irks Sherlock's stretched nerves in a way he can't define, and in the certainty of a great idea that only comes in the middle of the night Sherlock is determined to make John sweat. Slash.

John recieves a minor injury during a case, and Sherlock's reaction makes John wonder if Sherlock is the best friend he's ever had. Or, possibly, the worst. Johnlock. Fluff/Romance/Hurt/Comfort. Here there be cuddles and tea and the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Mycroft, tired of the sexual tension between Sherlock and John, traps them in a lift and leaves them to work out their differences with some interesting results.

John decides to buy a new shampoo for Sherlock, and it turns out that Sherlock Holmes, the great detective, is allergic to it. What happens when he asks John to calm his rash with a cream? One things leans to another…

This is set in Season 2, episode 2 of Sherlock: "The Hounds of Baskerville". A bit fluffy, a bit serious, but overall lots of fun.

After a night out at the pub with Lestrade, John wakes up in bed, not alone, and naked. What happened last night? And who is the person spooning him?

John gets home after a very nasty day and finds Sherlock particularly moody. After almost a week without decent sleep, John starts to question himself about some weird, lusty feelings towards the world's only Consulting Detective.

And the 1 time John returns the favor. Everyone else stops and stares and makes increasingly unhelpful comments. Johnlock. Mentions of Mycroft, Lestrade, Molly and pretty much everyone else in the Sherlock universe.

John Watson wakes up to find the Winchesters on his doorstep. They need a doctor they can trust, to help them cure a patient under a backfiring curse. Foreknowledge of Supernatural unnecessary; foreknowledge of Sherlock helpful. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR SHERLOCK. Johnlock; Drama, Romance, Angst, Adventure. T for language.

On the night before John is to be deployed to Germany, he goes with his mates to a Carnival where he meets an extraordinary man. Written for Chibistarlyte for the Sherlock Secret Santa on Tumblr.

When John awakes in the middle of a night by a strange noise downstairs, he comes to find Sherlock is sleepwalking. He tries desperately to put the sleeping consulting detective to bed without waking him but things go .. A little wrong. A one shor Johnlock fanfic.

" - you've left a space for him!" Mycroft persists, waving a hand at the empty spot next to his brother. Sherlock furrows his brow and glances furtively to the left, eyeing the empty cushion beside him. "Honestly, brother, I figured you'd not be so blind about this kind of thing, but do I truly have to spell it out for you?"

Sherlock knows when he's going to fall in love with John. He's not in love yet, but he will be shortly. Johnlock. Humor/Fluff/Romance/Fluff/bit of crack/but mostly fluff.

The average body of a human adult contains five to six litres blood. Depending on the body it can lose up to 2 litres until you lose consciousness or your life. It's funny what you remember when you lie in a lake of your own blood. I never told Sherlock that I loved him. Please God, let me live. I have to tell him.

You didn't book Sherlock Holmes; he booked you. You didn't arrange meetings with Sherlock Holmes, he texted you an address and you had better be there on time. Everyone in the fashion world knew how this went. So when John got a text from an unknown number, that said 221B Baker Street, come at once if convenient. –SH, he knew better than to ignore it.

When sixteen year old John Watson ran away from his abusive father, he had hoped to find a fresh start in London. However, when a string of unfortunate events land him indebted to a gang, John was forced to sell his body to pay it off. There was no escape... that is, until a certain, mysterious gentlemen pulled up on his corner.

"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"

John is determined not to let his flatmate out on the town tonight, but Sherlock can't seem to get it through his giant head that leaving right now would be a really, really bad idea. Which of them is more confused is anyone's guess. Johnlock. Here there be werewolves, vampires, idiocy and explanations. Romance/Humor/Drama/Lycanthropy.

He hasn't told John this, but it's his aim to know everything about him, until he can describe the way that John's hair slides from blond to gray or the way that John laughs, warm and steady, when Sherlock does something he likes, as easily as he can rattle off the markers of time of death.

After Sherlock spends a whole evening with John in a suit he decides enough is enough. He will take what is his. (Warnings: Suit porn, bondage, a biiiit of knifeplay)

If John has to look at Sherlock strut around the flat in just a towel one more time, he's going to snap.

Late one night, John is laying in bed. Sherlock is downstairs playing love songs non stop on his violin, which is unusual in every sense. Exactly one year after they meet, is it time John finds out the side of Sherlock not everyone gets to see? Rated M for later chapters.

"Oh, yes. American football with a side of dancing. I had almost deleted it." John strikes up an unlikely friendship with the boy that runs lights. Theater Teen!lock. Features American!John and Techie!Sherlock.

As Gregory Lestrade tells John a romantic story of how he met his husband, Mycroft reminisces about his wedding day. John is amused, Sherlock – merely irritated.

John doesn't figure out why Sherlock's height bothers him until they've been kissing every now and again for two weeks. Turns out there's a delightful way to take care of the problem. Johnlock. Fluffy almost-PWP.

Lestrade needs a place to stay for a few days. He asks John if he can stay at Baker Street, but John's going to be out of town. The resulting e-mails. UPDATE: Now translated to Russian here: www. ficbook. net/readfic/892392 and translated to Polish here: /s/9460806/1/Things-You-Should-Know-PL

Sequel to Puppet on a String. When all else fails there's always work.

It was stupid, really. What was the point of having an ability if it wasn't even a useful one? Sherlock would just as soon be rid of his. Until he meets John Watson, that is. Johnlock.

"You two are certainly not helping fangirling over some futile celebrity." Sherlock said with a cold smile. "Oi!" Lestrade called, not really taking offense in it. "Fangirling? Last I checked I was not a girl." "You were surely acting like one, Detective Inspector." "Oh shut up, Sherlock! It's fucking John Watson, what do you expect?" (It's corrected and beta'ed now.)

John is going out of his way to be annoying and oh boy is Sherlock annoyed!

One evening after working on a case, Sherlock and John end up stuck in the Scotland Yard elevator together for quite a bit of time. How might they pass it? How might their sex be different in the harshly lit semi-public space of the lift? Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.

John Watson had been fixing up a soldier's broken arm when the missile hit. Sherlock eventually chooses texting over sign language, but on occasion he and John will share a joke or two about Anderson in silence. Sherlock loves the way John laughs and decides he'd very much like to hear his name come from those lips.

Set before the beginning of the TV show 'Sherlock', how did Lestrade meet Sherlock - and his brother Mycroft? Will eventually be Mycroft/Lestrade. No John Watson in this story for the simple reason he hasn't arrived. Nice to know Sherlock has him to come, so to speak.

Sherlock would love to tell John about his new experiment - but since John is the subject, that could impact the results. Also, John might protest about having that camera planted in his bedroom. Preslash (bordering on slash). Beta'd by percygranger and gretchen4321; Brit-picked by hms wellington. *Read the story from John's viewpoint in Alternate Hypotheses!*

Third-prize-winner in the Fuck Yeah Johnlock Fanfic Red Pants contest! John insists on doing his own laundry. In private. Sherlock decides to investigate why. Inspired by Reapersun's red pants meme.

Doctor Watson hears that ridiculous song on the radio and can't get it out of his head. Johnlock! Contains strong language and suggestive theme. M for a reason.

It started with a whisper. John/Sherlock

In a universe where being an Omega is incredibly rare, something to be both hated and feared, John flees his home and goes into hiding when he discovers that he is one. Creating a new life for himself, John has beaten the odds and is now identified as a Beta doctor. Then an extremely arrogant Alpha by the name of Sherlock Holmes turns up at his door to question him about a murder.

Idea from this prompt from ilegzz on Tumblr: "Ok. So sherlock and john meet at a Tesco. Sherlock lives on his own and has NO IDEA whats the deal with all the milk brands and types and he knows mycroft told him something about them… Then John comes in and tells him something like "u should get this one" And walks away… Sherlock then stalks John all the time while at the Tesco."

It had begun innocuously enough, when Sherlock had found a scrap of paper under the armchair that had become reserved solely for John's use. Sherlock Holmes, it read, with 221B Baker Street underneath.

Sherlock doesn't take to losing at trivia very well, he never does. In return John makes The Threat, "One more complaint and you're sleeping on the couch for a week." But decides to have a bit of fun trying to get just one more complaint out of him. JohnLock Rated M for Smut. Slash/Humor.

Sherlock steals evidence. Lestrade threatens to cut him off murder cases unless he gives it back. Faced with a severe blow to The Work, Sherlock grits his teeth and offers a compromise: he'll tell Lestrade why he stole each and every piece of evidence, and Lestrade can then decide if he gets to keep it. Johnlock. Humor/Romance/Fluff/Drama. Rated for swearing, and, er, romance.

Sherlock has always been particularly invasive when it comes to John's personal life, but when he tells John to stop going out with his girlfriend, John thinks he's finally crossed a line. Sherlock then shows him exactly why he's making such a demand - and what he intends for John to be doing in his new free time. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.

Being brought to Buckingham Palace was a surprise, seeing his flat mate in his sheet without any pants was also a surprise but it was nothing compared to the surprise that was still awaiting John on this particular day.

Sherlock is bored, irritated, and frustrated, and decides to take it out on John. By the time he realizes he's in over his head, it's too late. Smut, angst, and also romantic feels. Starts out pretty Dom!Sherlock but ends up somewhere else.

Months into being together, Sherlock decides he needs to conduct a bit of a survey to ensure he's pleasing John appropriately. John is satisfied in every aspect except - he lets slip that he wishes Sherlock would talk dirty. Rated M for naughty reasons and Sherlock's dirty mind. Johnlock.

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

All John wants is a good night's sleep, and possibly a nice dream to go with it. So what on earth keeps waking him up just as the dream's getting to the good bit...?

Sherlock has always considered being an Omega a vague hindrance, if that. Far from worrying about unplanned pregnancy, he laughs at those who stress themselves over it. However, karma has a funny way of catching people when they least expect it...

Smutty little one-shot with basically no plot. Sherlock gets jealous when a client flirts with John.

Apodyopsis: Noun. The act of mentally undressing someone. Johnlock smut. Sequel to "Gymnophoria" but can be read as a stand alone.

"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

Gymnophoria: n. the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Johnlock.

3 times John embarrassed himself for Sherlock and 1 time Sherlock embarrassed himself for John. Rated M for sexual themes and in later chapters for the smut.

A game of Truth or Dare leads John and Sherlock to rethink their feelings for one another. Hey, at least it's not Cluedo. John/Sherlock.

Sherlock discovers that John speaks French, and finds it unbearably sexy. Fill for the Sherlock kink meme.

There is a tradition that when a member of the British Aristocracy becomes eligible for marriage, three suitors are sent from the neighboring countries Ireland, Scotland and Wales to try and win his hand in marriage. Sherlock Holmes has the misfortune of being the right age to marry.

Five year old Sherlock and his best friend, John Watson, discover that when kissing is involved, experimenting is the best way to learn.

John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.

A series of unfortunate events leave Sherlock unbonded at the age of 25, at least it does until Mycroft meets with a certain doctor... Omegaverse and Soulmates AU!

A oneshot with a seductive Sherlock and an astonished John Watson. John/Sherlock slash.

Sherlock discovers this website.

John has a secret. Sherlock makes the wrong deduction and assumes the opposite of the truth. It doesn't take long for John to set things right again.

When Sherlock was younger, he came to realize that not all the other children were like him. When he grew older, John Watson showed him that being different may not be a bad thing.

Sherlock has jealousy issues. John doesn't mind though, he knows who he belongs to.

A few scenes from the lives of the Holmes boys as they grew up, including Sherlock's first day of school, a long car ride, and pirates!

Sherlock get's very possessive and jealous; John quite likes it. I won't lie, there's really not plot to this, just a pure smutty one-shot.

Lestrade unknowingly brings Sherlock's boyfriend in for questioning. "I'm sorry, you've got hell coming." Johnlock

Lestrade and Mycroft's interesting Friday night is interrupted by Sherlock, and Lestrade isn't at all happy about it. Mystrade.

Sherlock asks John to send a text for him as usual . But this text is an invitation for a date...and john finds himself jealous and, of course, he has no idea why .

The five times Sherlock was in a box, and the one time John crawled in after him. Some of the boxes may surprise you. Johnlock, fluff, smut.

or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

Sometimes finding your place in the world is a longer and rougher journey than you could ever imagine. Thankfully, you find the people to help you through it along the way. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics.

John Watson and Sherlock Holmes go on holiday, and Sherlock has romance on the brain. Johnlock fluff.

The minor government official has always considered himself asexual. What happens when a certain Detective Inspector piques his interest?

Greg is at a crime scene with John and Sherlock, when that mysterious black car makes an appearance...

Sherlock Holmes is a man who likes mysteries, and now he is faced with the enigma of why in the world is he, Sherlock Holmes, so intrigued by John Watson's neck.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

Greg can't forget what Sherlock said about the state of a wedding ring showing the marriage. His wife's is less than polished. Suspicious and distressed, he needs a friend even more than a divorce. Mystrade, angst.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Sherlock is bored. John is irritated. What will John do when Sherlock crosses the line between 'tolerably annoying' and 'shut the hell up?

John is upset when Sherlock sends him home while they are on a case. What he figures out is that there was more than one reason for it.

Sherlock had been waiting for this. He'd always assumed John had one foot out the door, ready to leave, ready to make a life with someone else.

After a long day, the last thing Lestrade wants to talk about is Sherlock.

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

"He'd been sitting on the sofa, minding his own business, when the consulting detective flopped down across him, adopting his customary 'thinking pose.'" Rated M for sexytimes.

Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.

Est. John!lock invited to Molly's fancy dress party. See what happens when they get all dressed up. Rated M for future slashy/smutty goodness. Enjoy!

Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.

University AU/ Sherlock Holmes resident genius is being tutored on a subject he took and passed two years ago. Why? Certainly not because he has a thing for a certain short fellow upperclassmen, because that would just be ridiculous.

The thing John Watson loves most about Sherlock Holmes is his voice, but his hips are a close second.

AU John can't help falling in love with the violinist next door... Warning Slash fic with Solo smut!

Little Sherlock gets scared during a thunderstorm and sneaks over to his brother's room. Sherlock and Mycroft are kids, obviously.

Young John meets Young Sherlock.

John and Sherlock role-play the Omegaverse. Alpha!John/Omega!Sherlock, sort of. *warnings inside*

A lead takes John, Sherlock and Lestrade to a preschool. Established relationship, Johnlock, talk of wanting kids, Sherlock being surprisingly good with children. M for snip of lovin' at the end.

Mycroft summons Greg to his office when he has the need, Greg always goes running.

Sherlock notices that the flat is completely void of milk. He decides to tell John.

University AU: John is a Physics professor. Sherlock has been too busy studying the Chemistry of attraction to acknowledge the elements that form the Solar System.

Sherlock is a werewolf. Almost speaks for it's self, right? Well there's going to be some serious smut in later chapters, fluffy johnlock for sure, and some possesive/protective Sherlock. Dont like, don't read.

Sherlock must have his wisdom teeth out... with humorous results.

Little Sherlock is sick and Mycroft is the only one around. If he can tolerate his brother that long. Written for a prompt from a friend.

Sherlock accidentally samples some of John's coffee and much calamity ensues

Equals I love you! Teen Au! Sherlock struggles with his feelings for his new chemistry partner... Warning slash!

Eliminating boredom, taunting Sherlock, solving crime, and waiting for Lestrade to return home like only Mycroft could. ...And a little bonus for getting Lestrade to giggle at a crime scene.

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?

When John told Sherlock he was moving out, Sherlock couldn't tell him that he has feelings for John. Instead, he got drunk. What happens when John comes home and Sherlock's filter is offline?

John felt stupid, sending texts that he knew were not going to be received. Somehow it felt like it was the only thing left for him now. Was it ever going to change? Sherlock/John

Mycroft and Lestrade meet several times over the course of their lives but something always seems to stand in the way of their being together.

"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

Martha Hudson likes to think she's quite a tolerant babysitter. However, when faced with the double trouble of five-year-old super genius Sherlock Holmes, and his brother twelve-year-old political mastermind Mycroft, she finds herself beginning to crack.

John Watson, doctor, soldier, dental phobe, is stoned. Rat-arsed. High as a horny kite. And if he doesn't stop dancing on the coffee table he's going to do himself a mischief. Yet it seems the only way to get John off that table is to, um, get John off.

Sherlock really likes John's jumper.

The entire idea of Sherlock is noise. He's six feet of sassy retort, seventy-two and one half inches of verbal brimstone. In short, the man is mostly mouth. So why, why, why was his silence now filling the cold room with heat? Slash/Humor.

Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.

John would like Sherlock to take an empathy test. Sherlock does not want to take and empathy test. John...does things. Sherlock relents. The results surprise...some. Super amazing bonus: The names of their non-existent children revealed!

Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?

Sherlock manages to set most of John's clothes on fire. John makes him go shopping to replace them, Sherlock makes it up to him in the changing rooms.

It was unquestionably the most pornographic thing John had ever done, and yet it was as quiet and gentle as god damn kittens. Something happens during John and Sherlock's unexpected vacation. Other than food poisoning. And a possible aneurysm.

John had never wanted to be a part of a matchmaker's plan. He had never imagined himself as a 'main target' of a such plan. But maybe, just maybe, it'll turn out fine in the end...

One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.

John briefly loses his voice and communicates with Sherlock via text. Their relationship only builds from there. Sherlock/John.

"No offense Sherlock, but John and I are a lot more rough round the edges than you are. You'd have made a much prettier girl." Sherlock's long, painted fingers ran slowly up one long leg, tugging the wrinkles from his black hose. "True…"

John didn't know Sherlock could even grow a beard. And it's ginger? That was a surprise. So was John's request. "Sherlock, let me shave you." What happens next involves a straight razor, 20 questions, and some very creative foreplay.

There are few things in the world that frighten Sherlock Holmes. John Watson in handcuffs is one of them. Sherlock/John

"Face the other side of the confessional brother John." Dear god John's dreams never go the way they're supposed to. And this one? This one is sending him straight to hell. Warning: Religion treated lightly and very sexually.

John has a busy day ahead and asks Sherlock to clean the house for once. Soon he'll learn why the house was never clean before and why you should never ask a Holmes to clean. Theme: Distracted Domesticity.

John is a werewolf and has been since he returned from Afghanistan. Sherlock works it out and then the wolf takes command. UTTER SMUT... COMPLETE SMUT. Rated M for a reason. WARNING: SLASH, SWEARING, BLOWJOBS AND WEREWOLVES.

John realizes that he can train Sherlock like a Pavlovian dog. Filled prompt on the Sherlock BBC kink meme! Slash, rated M for a reason, John/Sherlock

The skull speaks. "It all started after I died. Life was good; it was me and Sherlock, Sherlock and me. For eight years we had a great thing going, we understood each other, we were simpatico. And then he showed up." Slash, Sherlock & John Also available in Danish! See my profile for the link please.

John takes Sarah to dinner and Sherlock is not happy about it. Possesive!Sherlock/John

Written for prompt: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's. It's slash and I like to think it's more than just smut, maybe some sort of deeper exploration of a kink they both share.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

For a prompt for Sherlock and John and sexy times. Pure fluffy PWP. Sherlock runs out of clean clothes.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

Sherlock wakes up and finds himself - much to his dismay - into a game of Cluedo, and discovers that the characters look oddly familiar.

prompt from the bbc sherlock kink meme: inspired by this text: "I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said 'remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother.' What the hell did you do to me last night?" Mycroft's story

Sherlock has a perfectly good excuse to interrupt John's shower.