When the bell gives its knell, the Undead must heed its call. The Dancer of the Boreal Valley is no exception.

Dualscar managed to escape the clutches of the clown authorities and had every intent to live out his life alone with a fishing pole in hand. But then She showed up to give him purpose.

Something was wrong, there was no way that they could replicate everything. Codsworth was shiny again, and no amount of polishing was likely to return him to 2077 glory. The coffee didn't taste like whatever passed for coffee in the 23rd century.

Entre o Equilibrio e a Realeza Os dozes trolls estão mortos, mal sabia que teria a oportunidade de viver mais uma vez. Desta vez conseguiram completar Sburb? E se Lord English ainda não está morto e querer vingança?

Nate's friends try to help him put the past behind him.

Oneshot. Codsworth reads Nate’s journal and discovers something... surprising.Unfortunately, he isn’t good at keeping secrets, and Piper wants to know what he found out. MSS/Piper pairing

As Charles and Piper are stuck inside a Diner, Charles invites Piper to try out something new...

AU. After the Herald frees the mages of Tevinter control, The Warden Prince, Androni Cousland, comes to address the matter personally and to offer advice to the fledgling inquisition. Mentions of M!Cousland x Anora and Established M!Cousland x Leliana. Oneshot.

Eridan fell down a hole during his class' visit to an archaeological digsite and it's up to Aradia to rescue him. They start talking and find they have more in common than they thought. Human!stuck

In a world where the league of legends has shut down, Noxus and Demacia share a stable peace, and the threat of the void no longer lingers, a somewhat bored Demacian makes a bet and travels all over Runeterra to accomplish one simple but effort worthy task. To tap the ass of every single female champion.

Varying ficlets inspired by the varying armor set and pieces of Dark Souls I and II. Each one will be 500-ish words.

Male SS and Curie drabble. Rated M for 4-letter words and adult activities

Eyes have long been considered the gateways to understanding a living being, and yet the most fascinating tales are told by the ones that remain closed. A series of one-shots telling the last moments of various bosses in the Soulsbourne universe from their perspective. Rated T to be safe.

Promstuck! Humanstuck! Aradia and Sollux were supposed to have the perfect night at prom together, until he leaves her at home! What will come of it? (M for later chapters)

Garen isn't friends with Kayle. Nobody is, really. But that doesn't mean he can't come to her for advice, every once in a while.

After the incident that nearly claimed Sivir's life and led to Azir becoming Ascended, Azir takes Sivir back to his city to let her recover. This is what happens when she wakes.

Sivir is a mercenary. She doesn't owe anything to Shurima, to Azir, or to a dead empire. She doesn't. But... "The only time I care about blood is when it's spilling out onto the ground." "He saved you when yours was doing just that." Oneshot.

What is the Emperor of the Sands to do when he feels lonely? Simple, travel to the other various location to make friends and other close relationships. What could possibly go wrong with a wandering emperor whose social skills are very outdated?

When Curie's memory module suffers an unexpected failure years after the events that changed the Commonwealth forever, it's up to the Sole Survivor to remind her of all the ways their lives have grown together since their fateful meeting in Vault 81.

A one-shot requested by anon.

Braum is many things. A hero. A legend. And now, a breakfast cereal mascot? With unhealthy cereals corrupting the youth, how will Braum convince them to eat healthier?

The Prince of Hope is dead. What to say?

Solaire of Astora is not the only being in Lordran who praises the sun...

Now that the trolls have narrowly escaped the wrath of the Condescension, they appear in a new world. No one knows what's in store for these troll kids...

The memories of the last of his kind...

Can our favorite lime dorito get a job, get a house, fall in love, AND conquer the world? Follow Peridot as she begins a new adventure to defeat the crystal gems (or maybe not do that). First she'll need a job so she can secure a base of operations. That carwash seems like a good start. Picks up after 'Joy Ride' Don't forget to review so that Peridot can continue her adventure!

Corin Reveck loved her more than life itself, and he always will. Others would look at her with horror and see her as nothing but an empty shell, but in his eyes, she will always be his masterpiece, his magnum opus - perfect, beautiful and gifted.

Brand, tired of being shackled, escapes his prison. Darius, Annie, and Tibbers are among those who try to find him.

Cyrus believes that he isn't afraid of anything. However, he does have a couple of fears.

Nepeta has decided to end her life, but a certain hipster will do anything to prevent it.

The galactic media catches wind of Shepard and Tali's relationship. How will they react? Features quasi-news stories written from different perspectives. Takes place sometime after the reclamation of Rannoch in Mass Effect 3. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.

Basically this is Eridan who has a lot of grubs for reasons that are becoming known. Eridan is mildly out of character and hoarding grubs. Everyone is confused and this is mostly something I wrote for myself. Chapter 2 will be up soon.

Kanaya runs a small shop, where she helps to clothe the young trolls on Alternia. But when a familiar face shows up, she's forced to come to terms with her past. Can she handle the pain of lost friends and the new feelings finding a place in her heart?

For the poor souls of Lordran, there is little to cling to in order to keep their sanity. Love is one such joy to be used as a distraction, but it may also prove to be a vice. Especially for those who are Embraced.

The final Chunin Exam match between Boruto and Sarada was the most highly anticipated match in years. It ends in a much different way than most spectators and gamblers had hoped. Most were kind of horrified. Especially Sasuke.

Nepeta has never really liked Eridan. No one has ever really liked him, for that matter. Now that the teens have graduated high school, things have changed. And Nepeta finds her dislike changing into something a little different.

When your kismesis is a conceited highblood, fucking and fighting is practically the same thing. (Cronus x Aranea smut)

Not all undead are chosen. Not all heroes have happy endings. Not all goodbyes are easy. (One-shot. May expand)

Oneshot: While at the Orlesian masquerade, Willa Trevelyan is accosted by a dapper, very charming and very familiar looking gentleman. She feels sure she knows him, but at the same time, she can't quite put her finger on how . . .

Eridan becomes possessed by a horrorterror and Feferi is the only one who can help him. But can she handle the malevolent being her friend is becoming? TRIGGER WARNING: Rape, vomit, gore, possession, language, etc.

Noir AU: Eridan Ampora has been the Empire's favorite assassin for years now, taking the lives of any and all who would trespass against the will of the empress and her high bloods, but all it takes is one bad job to make the whole thing fall like a house of cards. Please feel free to comment. I'd love the feedback.

Sgrub is over and the trolls are sharing Earth with the humans, but for Eridan, some things just never change. He's alone, not including his selfish dancestor, and desperate for a job until one girl comes along to save him from both of his problems.

Lautrec cares for no one, and as such will do 'anything' if he suits to gain. That includes using people and then killing them once they have served their purpose.

Katsuragi Keima has found all the goddeses and is now starting to return to his everyday life. little does he know his actions bring consequence and a terrifying event has still not been revealed to him.

Hey guys, first attempt at Fan-Fiction. - Rated M for Smut- This will take place after Homestuck is finished, and all of the Trolls had returned to Alternia, as they try to get back to they're original lives. Along with the Dancestors and still remain a steady contact with the Humans. This story will mostly revolve around Eridan and Vriska, but will have other Trolls as well.

An Eridan Ampora fan-poem

It is several years in the future, and Eridan and Rose share a very awkward first meeting, and things escalate from there. AU where no one died and they completed sburb. (Please give any constructive criticism you may have towards the quality of the writing. This is my first fanfic I am working on for the public and I could use it.) (WIP)

Poems about Dark Souls characters, will include chars from the sequel once I finish it.

"You don't know exactly how you should feel about him. All you know is that you hate him, and yet you've become obsessed." A quick Cronus/Aranea oneshot I did to pass the time. Also since the ship doesn't get enough attention. Rated M for explicit content.

They say nothing good can come from the union of the sky and sea. But they also say true love can conquer all.

A small fluffy Eridan and Aradia fanfiction.

One sleepless night, Eridan and Vriska find themselves connecting in a way they never knew they could.

He wasn't sure if this was a good thing or not, but he would probably be wandering down more of those mysterious hallways after this. [slight eridan/terezi] [oneshot] [fluff]

You're a scientist, so you're addicted to seeing everything explained in a totally rational and scientific way. You never quite believed in inexplicable anomalies or paradoxical contradictions, and Vriska Serket, with her full blue lips that smirk so naturally, may be a complex formula, but is in no way an exception. (humanstuck, eridan!pov, oneshot)

For the Lonely Undead, his life is about to change for the better. But as we all know, everything in Lordran that is going well, will soon go to hell.

I started to do a cute prompt then I fucked it all up but I still like it. Rated T for insanely drunk Eridan.

poison girls, drifting through the ruins and awaiting redemption. —mars, jupiter

In the afterlife, Nepeta Leijon awakes to find herself sharing a lonely dream bubble with Eridan Ampora.

Eridan is visiting Rose, and decides to have a sip of tea behind her back. Both the results, and the tea, are bittersweet.

Here's a short piece I thought up one day that I wanted to share. What if Tali attempted to save Shepard on the Normandy? Hope you like it. Please comment.

How it would have ended for Eridan in an alternate timeline, when his biggest dilemma was Feferi leaving him.

What would happen, if Miyako Terada, the most normal girl of the series falls in love with the God of Conquest? Let's see. Oneshot.

Converted, they preached the word of God. Oneshots. Romance. Keima X various girls

Poem: All EGOs are there to serve their ark hunter masters. But what happens when one wants more?

Aria has always remained loyal to her Arisen. She didn't understand the first time, but as she became human she finally realized just how deeply she cared for her master. Three lifetimes have passed since then. Now under the service of Avarice, the fifth incarnation of her master, will Aria's true feelings finally be known? Oneshot, Male Arisen/Female Pawn. Fluff. R&R

No Sgrub/Sburb AU. Erinep, Redrom, birthday one-shot for my best friend. T because Homestuck. Incredibly shitty. For time/event reference, all events have happened except for those during the game, like Feferi breaking up with Eridan and the Aradiabot thing, and stuff like that. Kinda fluffy? I guess? It's just really lame and I'm quite ashamed...

She would always love the things they shared with the lights off. Cheesy, fluffy RobRae One-Shot.

The story of their romance, though not quite told as it happened, is nonetheless a story saved for those days when their children will want to know, or have it re-told. In all honesty, they don't much know where to start...but they have to, and so they try. (DeathlyFreezeShipping, because they're my two favorite characters and there's gotta be someone else on here who ships them.)

Every day since we got together, it's been the same schedule. Get up, eat, argue, make out, hang out, argue, make out, watch a movie, cuddle, argue, fuck, sleep and repeat the next day. Just a little something I'm doing for my OTP. RosexEridan black romance. Rated M for some sexual content.

Humanstuck. Feferi has been cheating on her boyfriend for weeks. The pressure is building on her to spill the truth and she's starting to run out of excuses. :(

Its another day at the library for Shiori Shiomiya, the student librarian except for the fact she is having trouble reading when thoughts about Keima come to her mind. She wishes she could tell him how much she loves him and what she thinks about him. But will she be able to when he comes to the library that day? One-Shot story for Keima/Shiori!

A lonely Tsukiyo is star gazing once again on the school rooftop. She begins to recall recent events with Keima and her doll Luna. The words that come into her mind "I will die...to protect you Tsukiyo!" rings in her mind as Keima shows up in her life once again. Two people questioning the people they are now with each other being proof of that change that love does to us! One-Shot

Elsie drags Keima to a ramen shop for dinner, but its the ramen shop of his old conquest target Sumire! And when Sumire begins to show signs of remembering the conquest, Keima will decide to get to the bottom of it! A one-shot for Keima/Sumire! Enjoy!

In which idle and newly-dismissed pawns seek new methods to find employment in Gran Soren.

The alpha versions of each player gather together to sort things out, but tensions run high and they break for recess. Eridan escapes from Erisolsprite only to be kidnapped by an intoxicated Kanaya. As they try to sort things out between them, old feelings are dug up and explored. Contains some blood drinking. Eridan/Kanaya, EriKan, KanEri, Sawfish. Don't like it, don't read.

A goal to at least attempt to write an one-shot for every pairing in every quadrant. Enter if you dare to see the canon ships to the unimaginable crack ship you have probably never thought of.

Glen Cousland has begun having the nightmares again. The same nightmares he has gotten after becoming a Grey Warden, a sign that his time is coming. He has to prepare, while also having to tell his faithful wife...Rated T for Violence. One-Shot.

One-Shot, AU: Eridan and Vriska convince their friends to participate in a game of FLARP. They promise to play safe, but how much can you trust old Dualscar and Mindfang? Contains: KanEri, TaVrisk, GamRezi, SolFef, KatNep and EqAra. Fast-paced romance, mainly KanEri. Aradia never died, Tavros was never paralyzed. Don't like, don't read. No flames, please. First Homestuck fic.

Dovahkiin's little quest for marriage. (Little comedy I thought up when I heard Ysolda liked mammoth's tusks.)

While finally planning to actually kill everyone, Eridan gets distracted by a new human.

Feferi is the queen of the sea, but the last thing she expected was to find her prince again.

Aranea and Cronus went out on a date and her shirt popped open. He helps her out and takes her home before she could get anymore flustered. Rated T for just Cronus implications.

Robin is has been hanging out with Jinx...wrong in so many ways, so he explains to his team how it happened. Throw in the fact that Jinx has a harmless plan and you've got an interesting turn. T for language, summery is...not the exact same mood as story.

He could have at least picked out a dress that wasn't floor length. God.

It was 10 years too early for them to meet or was it 10 years too late? What happened during the two and a half hours between Present Yui and Past Keima? KeimaxYui. Takes place before the start of Chapter 220.

The daily life of Mari five years after the manga.

Everyday he comes in, everyday he orders the same drink, and everyday she watches him leave with one free cookie and an iced coffee. ((Humanstuck one-shot where Feferi works at Starbucks and Eridan is a regular. Thanks for reading! Reviews are greatly appreciated as always uvu))

Sad Domestic Humanstuck Kanaya/Eridan with a dash of vrisfef and equiradia, Rated T to be safe

A small poem about Red's experience on Mt Silver

We fight, and scream, and fuck, and kiss and I know why. I've gone from insulting you with a tongue filled with rhyming poison to having that same poisonous tongue trapped with your own enough to figure it out more than I've figured out you and your ridiculous accent. We do it for love. (ERIxROSE - KISMESIS) [I've never done a Homestuck fanfic before...]

A short story I wrote while half drunk and sleep deprived about the relationship between Lydia and a male Argonian Dragonborn.

Following the complicated and intertwining lives of Eridan Ampora and Kanaya Maryam. Eri3Kan

COFFEE SHOP AU: Cronus is given a second chance at his job, and is working his early morning shift as a cashier. Little does he know that someone will walk through that door and change his entire morning. Cronus x Rose. Rated T just to be safe!

Wuya is frustrated and lonely, completely without power while living with Chase. When her old partner shows up, she plans on using him for her own needs again, but maybe she'll find something new to occupy her heart instead of ambition and wanton vengeance. Better than it sounds; Jack x Wuya fluff. First lemon. R&R, no flames please.

A few years after her father's demise, Raven tells Robin she is scrambling to fill the void that departure of power left. Raven finds a mentor of her mother's who may be able to help her. Effects of such help brings Raven and Robin closer. At some cost...

Humanstuck. Feferi gets ready for Eridan at home, waiting to have him return and celebrate their one year anniversary.

Eridan was the type of guy that believed you could teach a baby to swim by throwing it in a frozen over lake, and most of the time it worked. Needless to say, Vriska wasn't a baby.

The defense of the Jefferson Memorial during the events of 'Take It Back', from a slightly different perspective. Oneshot.

"Your name is Eridan Ampora and you can't stand Roxy Lalonde. She's been in your class since kindergarten and you've never really talked to her before now, which is probably why you didn't realize how completely annoying she is." Highschoolstuck AU for my friend over on tumblr.

Hai guise, I love the Champs Morgana and Garen, so yesh :P MorganaXGaren and other female champs may try and mess with her fun... :3

pale erikan. kanaya feels guilty about killing eridan, and wonders if there's any way to fix her mistake.

Camilla Valerius finds herself wondering about the mysterious man who had returned the Claw. Oneshot.

Vriska curled her fingers around your's. She had a smile on her face wider than any you've ever seen on her before. But it wasn't the same as her regular smiles, it was a genuine one. Like she was truly content with her life at the moment.

Jade wakes up in a dream bubble with a gun pointed at her face and has to deal with an overdramatic, yet strangely beaten-down and regretful troll who is completely adorable. Eridan Ampora may not be the kindest, but would it hurt to give him one more chance? (Jade/Eridan, done for a personal Homestuck pairing challenge.)

This isn't one of Aradia's better mornings.

Jane has had a really rough day, especially dealing with this fiasco called her feelings for Jake. When she finally sleeps, she does not expect the ghosts of two trolls to come while she's dreaming, if only to support her for a small amount of time. Crojanidan CronusxJanexEridan (Washboard Cookies) if you squint hard.

Two socially awkward individuals have a chance meeting. Oneshot. R&R! Red x Jasmine

A one shot Terezi/Eridan : fluffy smut haha my first shot at writing fluffy smut so hopefully its alright... a request from enjoy reading :D

The ouroboros swallows itself whole again. /erijade, humanstuck au, stream of conciousness, written for a word war/

I'm making a series of HUMANSTUCK!crack pairings. First one: Eridan/Aradia: The new girl

Two souls are intertwined in the world's harshest cycle This is a simple short story that spans over many generations of my pawn/arisen

A Summoner and Shyvana are both looking for something they they can offer each other. A one off I did over night, please note the this is M for a Lemmon. Enjoy

Male Warden Cousland x Bethany hawke. A Few themes about the sister of the champion of Kirkwall and the noble hero of Ferelden.

Vriska Serket, a troll known and feared thruout the FLARP community, a troll reknowned for her cruelty, was afraid of storms.

After a particularly rowdy game, our summoner finds himself drawn down a corridor. What will he find there?

The The Lion King gang go to a karaoke club where Shenzi sings a very special *and familiar* song for Scar. Scenzi, oneshot. First songfic too. Karaoke Dokie belongs to creators of Victorious

Once upon a time he was a prince, but he actually doesn't care about that anymore. He doesn't care about what used to be at all. Maybe he just wants to forget everything that once upon a time seemed so important. Maybe he just wants to move on.

Summary is inside. Male Cousland x Leliana and Desire demon "false warden cousland"

Jinx is the last hero still at the Titan Tower. She decides she'll be one of them, and she wants her own room. Well, none of them are ready for her yet...except for one.

After SBURB ends, Eridan Ampora has a hard time adjusting to the new universe he's helped create. My first story!

Starfire leaves the team, essentially Robin. A pink haired goth is just what he needs to take his mind off of her.

Red knew there were all kinds of relationship 'how-tos' in books and magazines, so... why not write his own when it came to dating someone who could quite literally read his mind? A sorta-sequel to 'Power of a Smile'. Red x Sabrina.

Lyra has been bugging Green and Red for months for Red's Pokegear Number, what happens when she finally gits it?

Eridan teaches Nepeta how to swim. Drabble

You are Kanaya Maryam and you have been unceremoniously dropped into the position of deciding whether to become Eridan's new moirail or leave him alone to commit genocide. It's an easier decision than you think it should be. Rated T for swearing. By Spade

Viper is practicing her dance for a festival, but when Po comes along, things start to get a little awkward... Po/Viper

Nathan Hale's thoughts as he hiked through the snow after defeating his final battle, with only one question on his mind. One-shot

An Alpha Series loses his Little Sister. Hell hath no fury compared to a Daddy scorned. Run away little splicer, if you can.

Nobody would ever hurt his Little Sister, and if they tried, Mister Bubbles would make sure they never could again. Oneshot. Rated T just in case.

This is the sequel of my fanfiction "Bed time story". Leliana x Male warden Cousland. Within twenty-four hours. All of Aedan's companions from the previous blight. Saviors of Ferelden. Organized a party. In The Cousland's home. Without Their permission.

A meeting at Sinnoh, who would expected both champions to have such reconciliation. RedxCynthia R&R.

"Poor things...what a life,marchin around playin Daddy until some Splicer manages to kill off their Sister. Then if the coma doesn't take them, they turn maniac...nothing left to do but scream." -Augustus Sinclair

Two Little Sisters fight over an "Angel". Their Daddies aren't sure what to do. It's not like they can spank them.

Short one shot with male Cousland, Oghren, Leliana and Cauthrien. Conversational. Slight tweak, Apr 2010.

One mans nobility is nothing but a shell, anothers purity merely a cloak, Rendon Howe meets Cousland in a final confrontation.

Put a dwarf fighter, a former assassin elf and a former grey warden templar who is now a king in the Cousland's son room. And what will you have? A catastrophe ! Leliana x Male cousland.

She knew that Aedan would have wanted her to go on living. However..." It's a prequel of my fanfiction "youthful". Leliana x Male Cousland. Oh and my thanks to Holly-chan for correcting it.

Lust, Envy and anger. She had all three of them. Three sins, three of her imperfection." Leliana x Male Cousland.

Fifty and one drabbles for JackWuya and ChaseKimiko. But, you'll have to read to find out the primary couple.