Lump of Coalhide bio
Hey, I'm the Lump of Coal. I look, talk, and think like a lump of coal. Hence the name. At the moment, I'm obsessed with Harry Potter, but that may be subject to change. Oh, and I would appreciate it if you used proper spelling and grammar. It's just one of my pet peeves. Anyway, love to all! |
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Cop A Feel by ObessedTWFan reviews
"You're forgetting I was there last night too Clare . I heard the small little moan when my hands tried to cop a feel of your ass to bring you closer" Mid Halo Part 2. Rated M to be safe.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,756 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Who I'm Not by verbal acuity reviews
Jake/Eli. Yeah, I went there. - Jake's not who his dad thinks he is. He doesn't want Clare like he should. Instead, he wants someone else. Someone who he'd thought unreachable. - ONESHOT. Not writing more of this.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Eli G. - Complete
Who Are You and What Have You Done to My Italy? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Due to one of England's magic spells, the Italy brothers have their personalities switched! How will Germany handle a negative and violent Italy, and how will Spain deal with a cheery and oblivious Romano? -Spamano, Gerita, and slight Prucan-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Of Vending Machines and Night Clubs by bubbleteadesu reviews
A story of an unlikely friendship blossoming in the presence of a bright red vending machine and the realization of an even more unlikely romance in the midst of the bright neon lights and loud disco music of a night club. Full Summary Inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
I'll Be Here by OmangoOlemonadeO reviews
A depressed Romano comforted by Spain. Spamano. Angsty. Fluffy. One-shot. Rated for Lovino's lovely language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
losing by bluephoenix73 reviews
germany lost in the world cup against spain! will italy be able to make him feel better or will everyone end up crying? oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Happiest Place on Earth, Maybe by NarutoKyuu reviews
So, your new roommate is British, good-looking, and you definitely want to make him your boyfriend despite his sometimes horrible attitude. What's a Southern Californian to do? That's right, take him to Disneyland! :AU: :UK/US/UK: :GerIta: :Spamano:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Happy by starshards reviews
Happiness, Spain said, was often found in the smallest of things. Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/6/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Dash of Courage, Pound of Pride by Tamer Lorika reviews
Romano can't say it to Spain's face, no matter how much he wants to. But there is more than one way to say things; one does not always need words. Written for the kinkmeme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Writing Sweet Nothings by Gosangoku reviews
Follow Alfred's and Arthur's messages as their relationship develops over time. AU. — US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,195 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vapor Rub by Gecko Osco reviews
England is sick and America is attentive...England does not know what to make of it. Day 6 for the USUK Valentine's week challenge: To Be Continued!: Continuation of the comic strip 'England Catches a Cold.' USUK of course.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/20/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Biscotti vs Churros by bubbleteadesu reviews
Lovino and Antonio compete in an impromptu cooking contest. All Lovino wants is for Antonio to acknowledge that his biscotti is the best in the world. All Antonio wants is to see Lovino in that frilly apron.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Samba by The Illustrious Tama reviews
A look into Antonio and Lovino's New Years Tradition and Lovino's plan to break it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Merry Christmas, Tomato Bastard by LadySilverFang reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Romano has a very special present for Spain. fail!summary is fail. Boyxboy don't like don't click on it. First time writing yaoi YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Silent Language by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/22/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I'd rather read the funnies by 4b4ndon3d 4ccoun7 reviews
France gets his own sex advice column in the newspaper! ...uh-oh. Pairs: Prussia/Austria, Russia/Lithuania, US/UK, China/Korea, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, Sweden/Finland, France/Canada, onesided Belarus/Russia, and Turkey/Japan with an unknowing Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2009 - France - Complete
Tomato flavored love by Flor de ceibo reviews
Collection of Spain/S.Italy/Spain short fics. 12. Turtles!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,584 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
And He Snaps by xConquistadora reviews
He's staring into the eyes of a true conquistador, a true conqueror. Spain/S. Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Of Pictures and Attention by xConquistadora reviews
He was considering the option of taking those turtles home and making himself some soup. Some nice, hot, delicious turtle soup. Random Spain x S. Italy Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete