Crowley and Aziraphale's clandestine love affair has spanned the past fourteen years, with Heaven and Hell none the wiser. Or so they thought. Angel and demon alike quickly learn that Heaven can be far crueler than Hell. Many thanks to my friend and beta reader, the lovely and talented VivatRex!

There are some stories we have heard, read, and told for thousands of years. In this case, for about six thousand of them. Yes, the beginning of the world you know and almost lost due to a Divine Plan, started in a garden. However, that was that story and this is this one. This story does not begin and end in a garden. It begins and ends with a flaming sword.

Following the war with Gaea, Percy is gifted an unwanted harem. Along the way, he learns much more is going on with not only why he was given it, but with the small details of the harem itself. Will he bend to the will of the gods and the Fates yet again, or will fate finally bend to his will? Follow along as he uncovers more, and builds quite a body count with it...

HPSS, DMAG, past HPDM. Harry dated Draco until Draco fell in love with Astoria, and never got over his broken heart. Now Draco is getting married, and wants Harry to construct a unique magical gift on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. As Harry labors on his creation, telling himself not to be petty, Severus Snape watches to make sure that he doesn't mess it up. Sequel to Aconite.

Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.

The summer after his fourth year Harry gets the memories and abilities of two different people who lived in different times. When he makes sense of them, he realizes that his life can never be easy. Warning: Reincarnation, Slash, Incest, Necromancer! Seer

DISCONTINUED. Twin-fic to Reighost's Dusk to Dawn. Reborn/Harry. Everything changes with a chance meeting in a bar. Sky!Harry. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

AU. In a world where Sybil Trelawney is never born, the prophecy remains, but goes unheard. How different will Harry Potter's life be growing up in a world where Voldemort won? How long until a brilliant young man is noticed by the ever more brilliant Dark Lord?

Fifth year: After the Dementor attack, Harry is not returning to Hogwarts – is he? ! Instead of Harry, a snake moves into the lions' den. People won't know what hit them when Dumbledore's chess pawn Harry is lost in time… Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!

After the war Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.

"Do you think we ever bumped into each other Up There all those years ago?" wondered Aziraphale. "What?" Crowley said. "I was just thinking back to Before and I can't remember meeting you, but surely we must have," replied the angel. "I doubt it, angel." "What was your name?" the angel asked, suddenly. (Rated T for an implied joke)

Percy and Annabeth survived the war and get granted immortality and settle down alone on an island. Well not totally alone. Lemon, harem and so on.

"Oh she's a nice one," Crowley said. "Doesn't need much. Little water, little sunshine. Just make her feel welcome." / After the end, Crowley accidentally moves into Aziraphale's bookshop, bit by bit. He starts with his plants.

Crowley looked up at that, his other eyebrow arching up to join the first. He would have put decent sestertius on all of eternity passing without him hearing those words from an angel's lips. But then, Aziraphale had always been a different sort of angel. It was the only reason he'd tolerated him so far.

Earls Potter and Phantomhive have been best friends for years, and these best friends celebrate good news by getting utterly drunk. They will make a drunken decision that will effect the future of their families forever, even if it does take over a decade for the Potter and Phantomhive heirs to learn of it. Lizzie will not be happy. And what has Dumbledore done? CP/HP you'll see.

Years ago a mistake was made. Now years later the consequences of that mistake are being brought into to light. A mistake that has the potential to destroy Harry's life as he knows it. His parents aren't who they thought they were, and he's left facing a truth about himself that leaves him uncertain about his future.

The one where Death loses one Harry Potter's soul, had a small mental break and took a vacation. A vacation as the Boy Who Lived. Because, irony. {Death!Harry, well, more like Harry!Death.} (slash, SSHP, warning: underage) STOPS AT END OF THIRD YEAR. If interested in more check out my account at AO3 (Hweianime) for the smuttier ongoing ver

It's usually canon characters who visit alternative universes, but this is different. Devlin is transported away from the Final Battle in his world into the Canon Timeline into Albus Potter's 1st year. Of course, it doesn't help matters that Devlin looks like a Riddle or that he and Harry Potter are equally war-trained and ready to draw their wands. This is 3rd in a series!

Stripped of his humanity, Logan became Weapon X. When the doctors were through; he was little more than a remote controlled beast guided by base instinct. In contrast, Harry became Weapon IX and was stripped of his human trappings. Care, love, and compassion were torn from him, creating a superb machine who kills without remorse. Is that all they will ever be? *Slash*

Draco decides to test the Vanishing Cabinet before telling anyone about it, but when he appears in the Room of Requirement he sees Harry Potter talking with Filch in a different language. The Malfoy overhears some information that may change the war … if he can find someone to translate what he heard that is .. Harem – Yaoi Boy X Boy

Albus Dumbledore has been searching for Harry Potter for seven years, unknowingly he bumped into the eighteen year old, and stirs the hornets nest. Harry who is the leader of the underworld, vows to put an end to the manipulative old man and also has to deal with Voldemort who was encroaching upon his territory. SS/HP top Harry bottom Severus! will Sirius and Remus join Harry?

Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived to Defeat Voldemort, Head Auror of the MLE, finds himself stuck in his 11-year-old body after a potions accident. How does 28-year-old Harry deal with being a First Year, with Voldemort rising back to power, and himself a Horcrux again? How does being sorted into Slytherin affect his relationship this time around with Snape? EWE. Slash.

Gallifrey is his home. It's where he's grown up, where he's studied, where his brother has also. Harry Potter is a Time Lord of Gallifrey, one with fascinating powers that Pythia would have recognised well. Now he must work out who he is when the universe is open to him.

It's no small thing to save a life, but losing one can shape you beyond imagining. The day Obito had his first brush with death was the day another part of Obito woke up. And What should have been, took three steps to the left. In typical Potter fashion. Harry Potter made a decision and Uchiha Obito has to live with it, whether he likes it or not.

His duty was to Keep and to Guard.

Harry Potter is screwed. He had no idea that he would find a handsome man in his bed when he wakes up; already late for his first day at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies as a trainee. He had no idea that his mom's ex would have an axe to grind and that the handsome man in his bed that morning was his boss, Tom Riddle, Head of Spell Damage. Like I said, Harry is screwed.

Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...

During the summer after Fourth Year, Harry is attacked. Though he comes out of it alive, how will the results change the course of history? Story is much better than summary, so check it out! THIS IS NOT... I REPEAT, NOT A SLASH! And now delving into Norse lore!

AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

Clara Oswald is a rising musician with her entire career ahead of her. The Doctor is an ageing rock star whose career never really took off at all. So when their managers have the crazy idea for a joint album, neither one of them is so very keen on the idea. The aversion between the singers is instant and mutual. Rockstar AU.

Snape mentors Harry, but with a cruel twist. I did warn you! Inspiration from a story by Keina Snape. AU from HPB. Contains Horcrux hunting and the like. Character death. All the regular players. Gen fic.

Harry's journey to become the man known as Skull De Mort was unintentional. It began with a realisation, a broken-down motorbike, and a trip to Japan. (Harry-is-Skull)

Ripped out of his world by an incomprehensible force on the night his parents died, young Harry Potter is cast into a world far different from that which he'd been born into. Bad luck and worse timing see the traumatized child falling into the hands of a man without scruples and his life is forever changed by the unethical experiments that are performed on him.

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

When Tywin Lannister crushed the Reyne-Tarbeck Rebellion everyone in the Kingdoms believed he ended two noble lines. But thanks to one unique infant, one Harrion Reyne called Harry by his parents, some survived.

Percy and Annabeth survived the war and get granted immortality and settle down alone on an island. Well not totally alone. Lemon harem and so on.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire

When the road you're on is already in the verge of crumbling, you could either choose to foolishly continue onward, or turn back and change paths. Harry decided on the latter. MoD!Harry, Slash, LV/HP, MPreg

SEQUEL 'Voldemort decided not to kill me not because I was afraid or because my father would have done anything for my life, but because I looked just like him; he wanted to know what he would have been like, if he hadn't been raised by filthy muggles.' At Hogwarts, Devlin Potter plays a dangerous game, in the middle of a war, with a wizard most call a monster. Read "Part one" 1st

He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry

this is an omegaverse Severus is the omega (which means mpreg) and harry is the Alpha. This is heavily smut. Short burts of plot in-between smut. This is a gift Mpreg. I am in the process of rewriting this. It is currently being posted (all the rewritten chapters) on A03 once I finish the story, I will also post all the edited chapters here. for PiffyEQ

Harry as an elfling on Arda. A new world, a new life, a new chance. A new hope to finally find that which he had been searching for for such a long time. Can he truly start afresh, or are the shadows of his past too lasting to shake off?

After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Truer words were never spoken by Dumbledore when Harry found himself as the Master of Death. Now, Harry is reborn as the Crown Prince of a realm on the brink of civil war. Can he stop the darkness to come? [CURRENTLY UNDERGOING REVISIONS]

Harry makes a different choice in kings cross after he was struck down by Voldemort. Reborn at the end of a rebellion. Watch as Harry grows up in a darker world of swords and magic. M rated for good reason, story contains descriptive violence, character death and sex.

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

After vampires murder Sarah in front of him, ex-army doctor John Watson no longer has a life: he has a mission. He comes to London to destroy the vampire population, never expecting to fall in love with one.

Because even the Doctor has to die eventually. Featuring MoD!Harry and implied major character death. Written for a writing prompt.

He died trying to save the universe... thousands of years in the future. Now he's back in his reincarnation of 1926. Meet Charles, one of the many reincarnations of Harry Potter. He comes to 1930 with big plans, none that involved Tom Riddle.

Snape is forced by Dumbledore to go pick up Harry from his aunt's house. What he finds destroys what he thought of Harry and his life style. Harry is not what others think, and he shall rise from the ashes and become a true hero. Smart powerful gray Harry. Good Darkside. Bad Lightside. Yaoi (boyxboy). Multi-Harry More warnings inside. Don't like, Don't read.

AU. NON-MAGIC. Set in 19th century, it is a story of a young woman who sacrifices her future to save her family from utter poverty. See whether her sacrifice turns out to be a blessing or not. Draco/fem!Harry.

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.

A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.

He was often told, at least before his fall, that he was the most beautiful of their Father's creations. In his youthful folly and vanity he had agreed with them. Now he knew better and he dared anyone to claim otherwise while gazing at the being in his arms.

In which Harry was sealed inside Tom Riddle's diary during his second year and tossed into another world, upon where he finds himself in Bruce Banner's lonely hands. With the life Banner leads, he supposes that he shouldn't be surprised by this "Harry Potter" being. Really, there wasn't enough coffee in the world to deal with this.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Voldemort and Harry Potter live on, and the 2nd wizarding war continues to rage. When the Dark Lord kidnaps Harry's son, he discovers a boy who looks less a Potter than a Riddle, raising questions about the parentage of the Muggleborn girl Harry married. Harry, reunited with the son he thought was dead, must face the fact that he is no longer the same boy. Like young Tom? Try this.

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

Sherlock and John are called to take a case in which the corpses are all tied to a local club. The two go undercover for their investigation, and learn a lot about each other in the process. Follow as Sherlock and John study the case, study the club, and study each other. Johnlock BDSM fic.

It was Sherlock's bright idea to go to a sex club while on the trail of a killer. It's up to John to help them blend in. Luckily, he's got some experience in this arena.

Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry

Harry Potter knew he was different the moment he was reborn. He knew that he was the Balancer. Equilibrium. He didn't want any trouble, so why did Fate decide to throw him under the bus? Powerful Harry! A bit of shonen-ai. Starts from year one. Hogwarts!

John is a reluctant soldier in the Queen's Army, hoping to pay his medical school degree with three years of service. He's just been told to pick out a Dragon from the Kennels to train and serve beside in the War in Afghanistan. More than a little afraid and yet fascinated by the creatures, he just hopes he doesn't end up barbequed... (full summary inside)

After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS

Dudley's innocent push starts Harry journey into Snow and beyond. An open wound grants him a wish. A mistake makes him the tool to the greatest man he had ever met. (A Harry is Haku story) Slash, violence, and a little bit of love. (Formerly Ice Ice Harry)

The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF

The third time it happens Harry is getting used to waking up with a jolt, the twenty sixth time brings a timid acceptance, and by the thousandth and thirty-ninth time he's chatting up Death like a good friend.

One act of trust on the part of someone who has no reason to trust can change everything. Severus Snape finally sees Lily in her son and Harry finally sees someone he thinks is worth knowing. Warnings: HP/SS Slash – Creature Sev – M-Preg A/N: This was my entry to the Grand Challenge at Severus Signs Yahoo Group on IJ. I do not own any of the rights anything you may recognize.

Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.

Harry loved the stars above him, his heart always ached with longing and sorrow when he gazed upward. But one day when he goes to the British Museum he finds something-a pocket watch-that awakens something inside of him. Something Brillant.

A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.

Most children were terrified when they finally learned that one day, they too would die. Harry had always lived with the horrible knowledge that he wouldn't.

"I've lied and died so many, many times." What else did Jack Harkness lie to the doctor about? Two years, a childhood, and a lightning-bolt engraved scar?

The day he saw them, naked limbs twisted together and his little dark haired cousin writhing beneath the blond boy was the day Dudley realised that some pretty things could be ugly. Draco/Harry. Onesided Dudley/Harry

Whether by some quirk of fate or simply by coincidence he had looked over to his side, taking in the haggard and haunted look of the man next to him... That look always had a story... perhaps this man's story could distract him from his own. HP/10th slash