Loki, the prince of Jotunheim, had given up on surviving another year because he couldn't enter the Jotuns yearly heat, which made him useless to his people and family. But the snowy day he meets – and saves – Asgards heir and golden thunder God, his destiny will begin to unfold in a way he had never believed possible. It's the beginning of an epic tale. Thor/Loki.

Puck just found out he has cancer. He's broke with no means for health insurance. Kurt is living his dreams in the fashion world with awesome pay and health benefits. The Gay marriage law just passed in California, where they've both been living since high school. Puck decides to do the gayest thing he'll probably ever do in his life. Sort of AU, Slash, Puckurt. Warnings inside.

Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH

"Oh Mercedes, everybody hooks up at weddings." Kurt countered. But what happens when Blaine is unavailable for a one time causal hook up? What 'should' have happened during 4X14 'I DO'. Puck/Kurt short story. Full Summary inside.

When all the girls that have been wronged by Puck team up to plan revenge, they enlist the help of Kurt Hummel in hopes to finally break the 'bad boys' heart. But will Kurt be strong enough to able to protect his own heart while trying to win Puck's? Or will he just be another broken heart left in Puck's wake? more info inside. COMPLETE!

1. Bad Jokes 2. Dead Baby Jokes 3. Puns 4. Card Tricks 5. Itching Powder 6. Music 7. Talking 8. Silence 9. Dancing 10. Sexting Each chapter is a prompt, all the way up to one hundred and one. Suggestions and reviews accepted. Currently rated T for language.

It had been Mercedes' idea at first. He didn't really know now, as he lay on an old, outworn, queen-sized bed, with Noah Puckerman's strong arms wrapped around him, if this had been a good idea. It sure felt good, at least, as the tanned man's hold on him tightened and he felt himself being pushed even flusher against his bare chest. Warnings inside. M to be safe.

It is wrong, and Thor cannot help it.

Rule One: No touching. Rule Two: Silence. Rule Three: Beg for it. By the end, Thor will make Loki break all his own rules. One shot. Slash.

A terrible betrayal from his family caused Loki to snap and finally use his magic to take advantage of the one he loved most- his brother, Thor. Smut/Angst/Romance Oneshot, specially dedicated to my Kaat. Finished.

"She was the one girl who simultaneously drove him crazy and left him wanting more." A collection of missing or extended scenes from the show, mainly exploring the unique dynamic between Beck and Jade. New chapter finally up!

Puck decides he's bored with the current offerings of McKinley High and needs something new when in walks innocent, delicious Kurt. Let's just say his sex life will never be the same! Multi-chapter fic. Rated M for smutty slashy goodness!

Collection of missing Bade moments. Chap 28: "He really can't remember driving anyone else but Jade to school in the morning." Inspired by Driving Tori Crazy. Spoilers!

Drabble Four: "Come on, Two and a Half Men isn't that bad now." "They killed off the main character!" "I figured you would have liked that." "… I liked when that one chick described him as an exploding bag of meat."/ Or completely weird, pointless Bade.

In which Beck and Jade go to Build A Bear workshop. Please R & R

most student at Hollywood Arts sees Jade West as the unfriendly, rude and dark goth girl. well except Sinjin, but thats a story for another time. Beck Oliver however sees her differently

" "I want to go out tonight." Jade said suddenly." Beck/Jade, short, one-shot. Beck and Jade try to decide where to go on a date. Fluff. Humor. Just sort of a "snapshot of daily life" kind of fic. Thanks for reading, reviews are appreciated.

"They were both, at heart, performers." Jade loses another part in a play to Tori and Beck deals with the wrath and insecurities that follow. One-shot. Beck/Jade. Please comment!

Beck and Jade go to Tori's party and Jade wants to "dance." Some wouldn't call that dancing though; they'd call it grinding. Bade oneshot.

Even Jade West has weak moments. And after Sikowitz bluntly tells Jade how it is, Beck accidentally catches her in the middle of one.

Perfection is the way he listens when she yells. It's the way she leaves him notes in his locker. It's the way Jade needs Beck, and Beck needs Jade. BADE. Drabble.

Kurt has a not so small fetish for Puck's old Levi's. Smut, Lemon, MxM loving, whatever you want to call it, this is it.

You just have never been the jealous type. You haven't had a serious girlfriend before Jade but you were never jealous. You truthfully don't know what jealous feels like. Although../Or Beck's jealous but he won't admit it. BadeBadeBade

Jade West was transfered from another school, and placed into Hollywood Arts. She meets her best friends, and her greatest enemies, and the love of her life. Sadly, with a new school, comes new drama, with a little more of a twist. BADE; COMPLETE.

With every cut and scar that appeared on his body, Puck accepted that no one wanted to save him. Until Kurt. Puck/Kurt friendship/pre-slash

Every one-shot has it's own plot but i'll get every letter from A-Z in these topics and titles. I hope you all enjoy SereneCullen

Kurt decides to dress up and be a very naughty kitten for his and Puck's anniversary. Smutty, smutty smut. Don't read if you don't want pure smut with a hint of fluff.

A One Shot based on Beck's last TheSlap Update that Jade wrote... Read, Review, and Enjoy : *I do not own Victorious*

"And all he can do is mutter a soft-spoken "Hallelujah" under his breath, because he knows that he's got her." collection of short Bade drabbles, inspired by Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" second chapter up&completed on 6/23

Puck is caught with his hand down Kurt's underwear for the second time, is still scared of Mr Hummel and remembers Leviticus 19:28 just in time.

An Indirect Interpretation of a Jade and Beck Moment. One Shot *I do not own Victorious*

"You're lucky to have Beck." The words pierce Jade's ears. After all that they've been through, could it possibly be true? She is a mean girl, but she has reason for what she does. / Jade&Beck, from the beginning of it all to a new beginning.

Beck really HATES school dances. BeckJade.

As it turned out, romance was further down his list of priorities than sex. Go figure that the ideal guy would fail at the one thing he really needed right now.

Troy Bolton is the basketball superstar, and Ryan Evans is the drama king. Publicly, the two jocks of their domains don't mix, but in the locker room after school, no one else is concerned but two teenage boys.

Who knew that the student with the highest GPA and a shoe in for valediction and Ice Prince of Dalton Boys' Academy would have such a bad ass boyfriend? Maybe, they didn't really know Kurt Hummel as well as they thought? Puck/Kurt

Basically, Kurt's being sexually harassed and Puck notices. Takes place S2, before Kurt's transfer to Dalton.

His coach had wanted the perfect body. Dalton wanted the perfect grades. His father wanted the perfect son. Blaine wanted the perfect guy. They all wanted him to be perfect. He could do that. Future Puckurt. Warning: Eating disorders, Self Harm.

She might not have looked like the type, but Jade West believed in angels / Beck Oliver didn't know if he believed in angels, but he sure as hell believed in demons. Bade, T for language and self-harm

Kurt's condition has never been a problem before, but Blaine's gone for the summer and Kurt gets hungry. Who could he possibly go to for help? Puck/Kurt and Blaine/Kurt slash.

Puckurt!AU. Puck and Kurt haven't met, Puck sees Kurt in a club. Sexy dancing ensues leading to a bathroom handjob and possible date. Smut.

NC-17 Puckurt one shot. Puck won a bet and successfully got into Kurt's pants. A what should be a one thing became a lot more. Slash. Don't like it, don't read it.

Short sequel to 'don't haunt this heart' - Kurt cleans up a confused Puck after he's been slushied.

Puck's got insomnia, he's lucky if he can get a couple hours of sleep a night. But when he falls asleep with Kurt, accidentally on the bus, well, it's the best sleep he's had in years. He doesn't seek it out, but it happens again, Kurt's not complaining.

"No! I don't wanna go back! Blaine is there and I'm not talking with the likes of him"Even though Kurt was completely wasted, he could look intimidating. But Puck was tired, wet, and slight horny to deal with him right now. He growled, took Kurt's hand.

"Dude, since when you use glasses?" "I had always used contacts, Samuel. It just I lost them and now I have to wear this. Ugh, they so not go with this outfit or any outfit I have." Said the feminine voice of Kurt Hummel. A Puck/Kurt slashy fic!

top!Puck, slavebottom!Kurt, ONESHOT! Kurt/Puck - Purt Hummelman! Rated M for a Reason, Mainly Porn...

-Puck/Kurt, mild AU- So, yeah. He's a vampire. With fangs. And super-strength. And, also, a steady pulse and the need to breathe and, like, eat -which makes him think that as far as vampires go, he's kind of weird-.

Beck becomes obsessed with finding out why Jade loves him after a failed guess during lunch hour. Enjoy Serene Cullen

/Maybe, sometimes, studying was worth it - only for him./ Or the little things that you often overlook.

"Will you just let me read?"/ Or, Beck tries to convince Jade to do something.

'Please don't do this.' I sobbed brokenly. His eyes screamed a thousand apologies while cruel laughter rang around the room. That night, I cried the whole way home. 3 part fic, eventual PucKurt. W - rape

Kurt needs a ride home; the only near-friendly face he can find is Puck. He follows Puck to his… motorbike. Damn, his dad was going to kill him if he straddled that bike, or the boy who owned it.

Kurt has no car and needs a ride home, he asks Finn and gets one, just not the kind he expected... ONE-SHOT MAY?BE! Kurt\Puck - Purt Hummelman! Rated M for a Reason...

Ultimately, if he had to chose, it would be Jade every time, no matter how many times they argued or bickered or broke up. /Or Beck thinks about what it would be like to date other girls.

Um..Kurt has a kink. Puck has a kink. They decide to kink together. Please read the detailed A/N inside. Everything is 110% consensual. I understand if the warnings scare ya'll away, that being said I hope you give it a chance. NC-17 Puck/Kurt SLASH.

"Yes, I love you very much, Jadelyn West." He told her and he kissed her gently. -Two years before the beginning of the show, 5 months into their relationship, Jade lets Beck in.

Kurt wants to try something new, and as Puck watches an "instructional video" he voices his concerns. He soon realizes that it's not so bad. Especially when Kurt makes that whimpering growl-y noise. Smut.

Based on the episode 'Sleepover at Sikowitz's' but like an alternative BADE-version. Beck and Jade are getting a little out of their characters at the sleepover...

Beck & Jade's tendencies.

Kurt getting hurt leads to the entire world meeting a new version of Noah Puckerman.

On Thursdays he doesn't walk over to join her. On Thursday he tries to share.

"I might have scratched myself in my sleep. Or it could be a bug bite." Beck insisted. Jade snorted, knowing the truth. "Yeah, THAT'S probably what it is. Or maybe a bee sting." She suggested smirking. Oneshot. Jade/Beck

There's a new guy in school, and he has his eyes on none other then Jade West. Will Beck be able to prove his love for Jade, or will he lose her to the new hottie in town.

Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!

Jade likes the quiet moments when her and Beck are alone the most. Oneshot. Jade/Beck

Jade didn't want to go to the party, but she does for Beck. One-shot. Beck/Jade

Bade fluff because I need it. Jade won't sleep, so what does Beck do? Beck/Jade.

During a post-sectionals party, the boys get a little tipsy and hook up in Santana's bathroom.

Kurt and Blaine have been a couple for some time now but something is off. What happens when Blaine leaves for the Summer and Kurt finds what was missing?

He put his cheek on her still damp hair, breathing her in. He wanted /needed\ her.

Puck has summer school and the only way he can pass is if he goes to a tutor all summer. Easy he thought until his tutor turned out to be Kurt, but he starts to fall for the boy but does Kurt feel the same to to the one who bullies him? Puckurt

"Stop pouting, you loser, and go find something more productive to do than smelling your girlfriend." "But my girlfriend smells so good..." "I thought you said you didn't like my new perfume." "I don't, but you still smell good to me." "…Loser."

A missing scene between Beck and Jade during the episode "Tori the Zombie"

Puck happened upon a gay p*rn and suddenly wanting to try it. It just so happened there's Kurt. PWP. Don't read it if you don't dig it.

& he hears her heart plummet from halfway across the room.

I wonder what we'd be doing if we weren't doing this. Jade&Beck

Puck suddenly has the ability to read Kurt's mind. And it is FILTHY. And a 24/7 show about one Noah Puckerman. Puck/Kurt, basically pure porn

She left him. What? No. Jade doesn't leave him. She can't. He needs her. They're BeckandJade and JadeandBeck, and they can't be broken. They just can't be.

Kurt finds that he's developed a thing for bad boys, and he just happens to go to school with the sexiest bad boy he's ever known, Noah Puckerman. SLASH NC-17.

The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP

A Jealous Puck is a Rough Puck... ONE-SHOT! Kurt/Puck - Purt Hummelman. WARNING: This story contains HARDCORE! SLASH!... Should Be Rated R! Enter at your own risk...

"I haven't heard you sing like that in a long time." *Based in 'Freak the Freak Out'

Aftermath of "Wifi in the Sky" with Beck and Jade. What were the two lovebirds thinking from when the RV was broken into up until the end of the episode? BADE. Multichapter. COMPLETE.

PWP AU: 'Sex Kittens' had been around for decades but it had only been in the last ten years or so that the cost of buying one had dropped enough that people other than the super-rich could actually afford to own one.

When Puck gets pranked by his teammates with viagra, who can he turn to push his horniness onto? Perhaps Kurt Hummel can help... Very raunchy fic, lots of lemon and almost a PWP. Puck/Kurt ftw. Finished. Sequel out: Been A While

Puck has never claimed to be an expert at wooing or anything but he's pretty sure getting into Kurt's pants should be easier than this. With a little help from some not-so-legally obtained AV property and Brittany, Puck thinks he may be well on his way.

Finn had always assumed Kurt was the good-boy type. Of course, that was before he caught him sneaking through his bedroom window at four in the morning with a bag of weed in one hand, and wearing what a appeared to be Noah Puckerman's letterman jacket.

AU Noah Puckerman never intended to set foot in Lima ever again, but when he's dragged back by his mother's funeral he catches sight of something that makes him reconsider. A beautiful teenage boy called Kurt, who's just begging for a sugardaddy...

Puck takes a viagra and it gives him a super-huge-perma-erection! Puck/Kurt SLASH

Established PucKurt relationship. Puck wants something but Kurt is too busy with his English paper. PWP.

I eat unicorns. Raw. / / A day in the life of Jade West.

Jade is ticklish? What the fu- *explodes*

Beck thinks of how life would be if he hadn't met Jade in high school.

A continuation of Mohawk and Gay Kid, although it can be read alone. Puckurt, so don't like, don't read. Puck's trying to get Kurt in bed, but the diva's not gonna fall so easily. Set before "Bad Reputation", after "Home".

Wherein Kurt genuinely likes Puck, but stays true to his Inner Diva's demands more. NSFW!

Or, How Noah Bribed His Way Into Kurt's Pants. Here's some math for you all: Puck, horny to the nth degree, plus Kurt, minus the enthusiasm, equals...?

Kurt stole Puck's varsity jacket in HS. Now years later, they're in a relationship. What happens when Puck finds his missing jacket in Kurt's closet? PWP

A new student arrival brings some changes for Kurt and Puck. Sequel to Jailbait.

Kurt can't find his homework and Puck is being a jerk. Fights ensue.

Puck/Kurt, sex but more pre-slash Post-Sectionals; 'At this point Puck stops his train of thought, because he realises that he's actually considering exactly what kind of guys Kurt Hummel is into, and that's just too weird.'

Tsuzuki' wanted his reward from 'Hijiri'. possessed!Tsuzuki/Hisoka, lemon flavored, oneshot. What If.

Watari slips something in Tsuzuki's drink, and it leads to a confession of sorts between him and Hisoka, but what is Tsuzuki do when he learns that last night may have all been a dream? Yaoi. TsuxSoka