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Flameo hotmen!! Sup peeps? This is a joint account I, Thing1 (cdogg), share with mi identical twin (aww we're special) Thing2 (ddogg). We both have separate individual accounts on this site as well, and the first person 2 guess our individual screen names gets a virtual prize, free virtual pie (courtesy of Thing2), and a story dedicated 2 them!!

We are HUMONGOUS, i mean HUMONGOUS (and I don't mean fat) avatar fans!! here's who we ship:

KATAANG!! best ship ever, along w/ the one below.

TOKKA!! OMM soo cute!!

Thing1 basically likes maiko, soko, jinko, zukoXoc (if the author writes it good 'nough). basically anyone w/ zuko but katara, toph, azula, ty lee, and YOUR MOM!!

Thing2 likes: maiko, soko, jinko, but not oc's.

WE ABSOLUTELY DESPISE SUKI!! AND MOMO!! I'M SORRY BUT HE'S SUCH A DUMB LITTLE LEMUR!! HE'S SOOO ANNOYING!! WE'D MUCH MORE PREFER APPA!! gasps sorry about the spaz-out, peeps!!

WARNING: For those of you who flame us, you shall be dubbed "MEANIE" for life, and we will tell everyone on fanfiction that you are a big, fat MEANIE!! That is all!! XD!!

and now, stuff about us!!

Thing1 (cdogg)

name: what's it to you (eyes dart around in a paranoid manner)

age: between 1 and 100

gender: i am a mysterious it

appearance: (gasp) stalker!! no, but in all seriousness, i look exactly like UR MOM!!

hobbies: ya, i like to play sports, esp. soccer, softball, skiing, wakeboarding, and basketball. I like to bike ride and rollerskate, and wrestle w/ Thing2 just 4 fun!! I play the guitar, and am currently working on an awesome song called Saltarello (whose composer is the father of Galileo)!! I also play electric bass, and just learned the bassline 4 'rock and roll all nite' by kiss!! if u can't tell, mi favorite type of music is rock, though i like almost everything else cept rap!! mi favorite band is queen, and then the who!!

favorite books: i like the pendragon series, and the maximum ride series!!

if you haven't noticed, mi favorite tv show is AVATAR!! foams at the mouth and faints!!

Thing2 (ddogg)

name: What happens if you don't have a name?

Okay, let's test your knowledge. You can use the clues from above to guess:

age: A) 3

B) 45

C) between 1 and 100

gender: A) Girl

B) Boy

C) I am a mysterious it

appearance: ask the stalkers. if they are any good, they are bound to know.

I like to play soccer, ski, play softball, wakeboard, play basketball, and curl. Just kidding. I have no idea how to curl! I like to rollerblade and ride my bike and do rain dances so it will rain and we won't have to run the mile during PE!!XD!! I also like to practice shooting things w/ mi slingshot!! I play the piano, and for my recital coming up in May i will either play Don't Stop Believin by Journey, or The Greatest Love Of All by Whatshisface. I also play alto sax, and am just about to finish up the intermediate method book! In my spare time i like to play my Xaphoon! ATLA is the best show in the freakin universe!! I also like to wrestle w/ Thing1 for fun, and I totally kick butt every time! -Thing1 sticks tongue out- "That's only cause you take steroids!" -Thing2 gasps- "I most certainly do not! besides you still owe me ten bucks! and i totally pwn in wrestling. you just jealous cause you need to bulk up, you even said so yourself!!" -Thing1- "Alright, I will! Can I borrow some steriods, plz?" -Thing2- "I don't even think steroids will help you now." -Thing1- "UR MOM!" -Thing2- (singing) I LIKE CEREAL, IN THE MORNIN TIME-- Thing1- "SHUTUP!!" -Thing2- "okay,okay, yeesh!!"

Sorry for the randomness peeps!! me and Thing1 are also gonna play Message in a Bottle w/ me on sax and Thing1 on bass. I just have to transpose it!

Weekly Update: Haha!! we're on spring break, so PWNAGE!! We hope to finish our story by the end of the week b4 we have to go back 2 skool!!:(

Official Randomness: First, Thing1 will say a few words cause it wants to go to bed! its 3:30 in the A.M.

KAMIKAZE FLYING HOT DOG!!

haha.

sometimes birdpoop tastes like candy.

have you ever noticed that sign inside the refrigerator that says: 'do not change the refrigerator filter while the door is closed.' HAHA!! freakin hilarious!!

Fish.

Bibi peeps!!

And now, a few words from Thing2: Ahem!

first off, lets clarify that i pwn all of YOUR MOMS!!

And now, here's a life question for you all to consider: What if the Hokey-Pokey IS what it's all about?

Duct tape is like The Force: It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the Universe together.

PWNAGE!!

And now, a song: I LIKE CEREAL, IN THE MORNIN TIME! IT GETS THE DAY GOIN AND IT KEEPS ME FEELIN FINE! I LIKE CEREAL, YES I DO, I WANNA FIX ME A BIG OL BOWL, OH YEAH! RISE AND SHINE, CEREAL TIME!!

RED ROVER!!

And last but not least: YOUR MOM!! YOUR MOM!! YOUR MOM!!

Flameo Hotmen!!

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Dark Corners of the House of the Rising Sun by KalliopeStarmist reviews
.:drabble:. Tales from Konoha's Quintessential Dysfunctional Family, the Hyuugas. Starring Hinata, Hanabi, Hiashi, Hizashi, and Neji, even though his name doesn't start with an H.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,108 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H.
Hyuga Family Portrait by Takara Makoto reviews
What are the infamous Hyuga's REALLY like?A series of AU one-shots and Beware of funny OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hinata H., Hanabi H.
Lee's Eyebrows, Emos, and Ino's by SatinBtweenLinez reviews
School...the hated place of Americans, lesbians, gays and just plain people. I hated it more than that of all the people in all the countries because I fit all those catagories. Ino x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,733 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
Bandaids by artist-chan reviews
Sasuke finds himself with an interesting neighbor, Naruto. Their story growing up together at different times in life- times when band-aids are needed. Can they patch all kinds of scrapes together?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,024 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letting Go and Living On by Twisted Vixen reviews
A moonlit night, a game of shogi, and a conversation that changes everything. Yaoi. ShikaNaru, Slight SasuNaru, mentions of ShikaChouji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Voices of a Distant Star by asukann reviews
I can only hope that this message will reach him. 'Dear 25 year old Naruto. Hello. This is the 16 year old Sasuke...' AU, with scifi references and no hint of shinobi at all. Gomen. narusasunaru, squint for nejisasu and a more obvious naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,202 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Valentine's is for pranking? by kathlaida-princess reviews
The mushiest day of the year has arrived at the Sand Village, and some people don’t have the luck to truly share it with another person… But will this keep Gaara and Naruto from having one of the funniest days of their lives? Of course not! GaaNaru Friend
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Hidden Candles by glacine reviews
Medical ninjas can’t make mistakes. Mistakes were fatal. Medics had to be perfect. So how is Ino suppose to accept that she gave birth to imperfection?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Ino Y.
Roses by Just a Little Spark reviews
He gave her 9 roses, and another one, fake. She asked him why, and he answered, "I will love you until the last rose dies." "But fake roses don't-" "Exactly." NejiTen Fluff! Oneshot...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Broken Chains by crazysmile15 reviews
I feel hollow, like no one knows I'm there. And if I smile, I'm afraid my face might crack. For I'm am nothing but a soulless corps, waiting for the day my body meets yours.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven by xXx.midnight-sunshine.xXx reviews
Neji Hyuuga: musician, possible stalker, and now my best friend. NYU really IS weird. So where does Angel Bar, Starbucks, and music come in? Most importantly: how do i fall in love to erase the scars and how do i tell Neji well...everything? NejiTen DONE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Why Naruto Hates Hospitals by Carrie2sky reviews
Naruto sustains a severe head injury and looses his memory. He has a good reason to hate hospitals after this. Better than it sounds, really! I know it's been done, but mine is different. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Just A Promise by pixieface Lust reviews
Their promise of Together Forever was sealed with a kiss. /Happy Birthday Shika!/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Favorites by KNO reviews
Drabble. Shinobi are supposed to be tools, but she was more than that. By far. Rated T for a character death and imaginable gore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Liar, Liar by peanutbutter126 reviews
“I’ll always be there to care for you, Kiba. It’s a promise.” When Hana breaks a promise, Kiba can only grieve and try not to cry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Kiba I., Hana I. - Complete
Shatter by demonicnargles reviews
If you crack it, you can fix it. If you lose it, you can find it. But Naruto's mind shattered into a million pieces, and no one could hope to put it back together again. Naruto/Sakura NaruSaku. Dark. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Rubber Band Odyssey by antilogicgirl reviews
It started with a bad morning, which resulted in a bet. That bet was countered with another. Then, it grew into curiosity. Curiosity became obsession. And obsession…well…it might just become more than that. And all this, because of one rubber band.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,788 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Photo Album A KibaHinata One shot by Naruto.Fruba.Lover reviews
Hinata Inuzuka remembers all of the good memories in hers and Kiba's life. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Mansion Madness by ilovesoccer13 reviews
Sakura, Naruto, Kiba, Hinata, Tenten, and Neji are all invited to go on a treasure hunt in the Hyuuga Mansion, but Tsunade's got a few tricks up her sleeve...three different concoctions, and six shinobi as her test subjects. Naru/Saku, Ten/Neji, Hina/Kiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Missing You by Serenarey Chiba reviews
One never really knows what they have until it's truly gone. What lengths, though, would one truly go to in order to get what they lost, back? NaruSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2008 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Y' Scared? by ObsessiveDevil reviews
Naruto was scared of ghosts, but there's no way he'd tell Neji that. Shounen-ai, Shojo-ai. NejiNaru TentenSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Grieving Process by Spooky4ever reviews
Grief, the response to loss. There are five stages to grief, five painful steps towards healing. Each stage is different for everyone, but it's all part of the process. Hope can be found, but only if you heal. Can this shattered teamate recover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love is Blind by TheMightyKoosh reviews
Naruto is injured when on a mission.... pease read inside for slightly better discription Rated M for future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Straightforward by mimarin reviews
Tenten isn't like the other Konoha kunoichi. Fluffy yuri-ness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Tenten, Temari - Complete
I Can See The Village by FastForward reviews
Kotetsu and Izumo return home after a devastating mission. But everything will be all right, because Kotetsu can see the village... right? KotIzu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Bleed It Out by tomboy14 reviews
ShikaIno A life gone wrong in such a short amount of time. A girl turning to unusual and tragic means to escape her pain. A legacy of sorrow and half-hearted apologies live on. No one can change this, no one can stop this bleeding out. Warning Inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Cheater by Silver-Guardian of Ancients reviews
Sad story about a car accident whatever pairing you want it to be. I don't mention any names and if you have any suggestions i'd gladly take them! thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
November Crimson by SerenNoir reviews
As soon as I heard the first shot, I knew immediately what was happening. My second realization was this: Gaara had finally cracked. School Shooting fic. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Swing for Two by Shadow Quil reviews
A childhood fic for NaruSaku fans, enjoy. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A New List by tenka15 reviews
Sequel to 'The List' so reading it would help. Why is Neji in a jelwery store...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Play ball! Konoha vs Suna by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Suna thinks they can play better ball than Konoha? Who's on first? And what is Ninja Baseball? And why does Itachi have a foam finger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 6/24/2005
Accidents Are Meant To Happen by Cookie-chi reviews
[Oneshot] Naruto's life seemed like one accident after another, but she was never one of them. [NaruSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not so April April Fools by Decembers-Coldest-Rain reviews
“You were reading my Diary.” NxS NarutoSakura OneShot, short but sweet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The List by tenka15 reviews
What happens when Neji is flipping through magazines at Ten Ten's house, and a list falls out of it. NejiTenTen oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Blind Man's Bluff by BitterEloquence reviews
For Kotetsu and Izumo, sometimes the hardest thing to see is that which is staring you right in the face. KoIzu Shounen ai warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2005 - [Izumo K., Kotetsu H.] - Complete
Please Knock by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Siblings should always knock before entering a bathroom. Unless you like to be traumatized, but I think the Siblings of the Sand would agree that they've had enough bad images burned into their brains. One Shot, Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Wake Me Up When September Ends reviews
AU. Kataang, Tokka, and Soko. chaper story. The Gaang wakes up to the same song for the first day of school, and each of them deals w/ their own fears and problems. songfic, and songfics 4 future chapters! Song 4 1st chapter: Wake Me Up When September End
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008
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