So... um... yeah

So that's practically my life's story.

Oh and i actually got my name from a quote 12Kirby12 posted "why waste your tears on someone who makes you cry?" and I thought it was awesome so thanks 12Kirby12!! also thank u i-am-a-newbie09 and Courtney Summers for reading my story. srry for the long update. don't get mad at me blame my mom she's the 1 who grounded me. OK so i made a little hole in the wall but that piece of dust really looked like a daddy long leg.(that a spider with insanely long legs)

hey look a bunny!!

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(O.O ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to GALACTIC domination (he’s already taken over the world).

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Come join the dark side. We have cookies!!(whoever came up with that is awesome i mean seriously that's hilarious!!)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Are offend when you make fun of them.
BEST FRIENDS:Kick your ass and alls forgiven.

FRIENDS:Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Will be next to you singing a jail song.

FRIENDS:Will tell you "forget it" when you want to vandalize somebody's house.
BEST FRIENDS:Are the one's getting fined by the police with you, saying"oops!"

FRIENDS:Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
BEST FRIENDS:Are jumping right after you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re post this crap!

One day a girl was talking to her boyfriend and she decided to ask him some questions:

"Do you like me?" She asked.

"No." was his reply

"Do you think I'm pretty?"

"No." he said again.

"Would you do one thing for me?" She asked, her heart breaking.

"No." he relpied

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"If I left right now, would you cry?" She asked, her heart would be completly broken if he answered...

"No." He said, the girl had enough and ran away. She felt someone stop her, she saw the boy and tried to get away but stopped when he started speaking.

"I don't like you, I love you. Your not pretty, your beautiful. I wouldn't do one thing for you, I would do everything for you. I don't want you, I need you. If you left, I wouldn't cry, I'd die." the boy told her. They lived happily ever after.(Copy and paste if you believe in true love)

Originally posted by: Lupa Dracolis

and

Reposted by ME!!

I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy evey minute of it.

There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A)duct tape B)chocolate or C)running it over.I prefer option C.

The reason I'am still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afriad I'll take over.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART

My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil an excel at it.

What is this 'kindness'you speach of?

Why don't you slip into something comfertable;like a coma.I will gladly help you.

Define 'normal'

When in doubt...throw a chair.

If the opposite of pro is con,what's the opposite of Progress?

Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large ammounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

A fried would tell you to go ahead and date him a best friend would tell you how much of an idiot you're being

A friend would comfort you when a guy turns you down, but a best friend would go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

A friend would ask you why your crying but a best friend would bury the bitch/bastard that made you cry

A friend when coming to your house would knock on the front door and wait to be invited in, but a best friend would come right in and yell out, "I'm home!"

A friend will watch your back for the enemy, but a friend will chase you down the hall with a flamethrower

A friend will help you move but a best friend will help you move the bodies

if you and a friends were fighting over a cookie, yor friend would give it to you…but a best friends would take the whole thing and say…haha! to slow loser!

Friends Never ask for food. but best friends are the reason you have no food.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back but best friends keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours

Friends know a few things about you but best friends could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

Friends are for a while, but best friends are for life

Friends will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. but best friends will knock the person out that talked bad about you

A friend will take your drink away from you, when they think you've had enouch but a best friend would look at you tripping over your own two feet and say "Bitch get back here and finish the glass you know you don't waste that kind of shit"

A best friend understands when you say forget it, waits forever when you just a minute, stays by your side when you say leave me alone, listens for hours when you cry on the phone, it’s those times we go so crazy; people think were high, it’s those times we make each other laugh so hard we cry, all those inside jokes and all the remember-whens.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this int your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (And we be proud of it)

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got a high score and jumped in the air and screamed yes, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you will suddenly yell out "Glomp the Fuzzy!" During a class at school, or something to that effect, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you agree that I have way to many of these, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know someone (Or more than one someone!) who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your weird, insane, crzy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.Weird is the same as different, which means the same as unique, then weird is good.If you are weird and proud copy and paste this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong arguing with yourself.It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.If you agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Willowfae, SxAmethyst, Sia Bakura, Balmung's Angel, Ash 2112, XDVanilla, Little Prue, GhostAuthor, Living in a Memory,NeverWasteYourTears,

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice,daisukezgirl13,Magnatron's Crazy Sister,Jewel and Koal,GhostAuthor, Living in a Memory, NeverWasteYourTears,

"As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is." - George Carlin

"Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose." - Nietzshe

"Fame was like a wonderful drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs." - Homer Simpson

"Republicans have nothing but bad ideas, and democrats have no ideas." - Lewis Black

"Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength." - Henry Ward Beecher

"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson

"Tell me - which one of you is going to die this year?" Professor McGonnagal

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." - Samuel Johnson

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're truly free to do anything." Tyler Durden

"Being normal is overrated." - Beast Boy

"It's easy to feel like a hero. It's a little harder to be one." - Penn Jillette

"Nobody likes having to rise to a challenge, but competing against other people and getting in their face and saying "Ha ha, I'm better than you" is part of life." - Stan Marsh

"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anyone will side with you when you are in the right." - Mark Twain

"Anyone can overcome adversity. If you truly want to test a man's character, give him power." - Abraham Lincoln

"There's nothing more important than family...'cept maybe revenge." - Captain Cold

Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? ―Obi-Wan Kenobi to Han Solo

Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me? -Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker

Another Happy Landing Obi-Wan Kenobi

I sense Count Dooku.

I sense a trap.

Next move?

Spring the trap.-Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi

Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship. Obi-Wan Kenobi

Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

Apparently not Obi-Wan and Anakin

I was begining to wonder if you even got my message

We retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you requested Master. Then we decided to come rescue you

(looks up at chains) Good job! Obi-Wan and Anakin

Why you... stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking... nerfherder!

Hey. Who's scruffy lookin? Han and Leia

How are you doin?

Same as always.

That bad huh? Han and Luke.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

MENopause, MENstruation, ever notice most of our problems begin with MEN!

Come to the Dark Side... we have milk and cookies!

You have a right to your opinions; I just don't want to hear them.

Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.

Live forever, or die trying.

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time.

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A) duct tape B) chocolate or C) running it over. I prefer option C.

The reason I am still here is because Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Don't get mad; get sadistic.

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it.

What is this 'kindness' you speak of?

Why don't you slip into something comfortable; like a coma. I will gladly help you.

Define 'normal'.

When in doubt...throw a chair.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I'm not as dumb as you look

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

My father always said laughter is the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us ended up dying of tuberculosis.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

When I'm feeling down I like to whistle...it makes my neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

If voting could change anything, it would be illegal.

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

If you got a problem, cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Work is blackmail for survival.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth without first giving him a Certs.

Budgies are the best, especially with ketchup on them.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injection?

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow... isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

Fun flies when you're doing time.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

Only two things are infinite:1) the universe 2) human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment!?

I tried to call 911 the other day, but couldn't find number eleven on the keypad!

When you laugh, I'll laugh, you cry, I cry, you fall down that ski slope, I laugh even harder.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? And for dyslexic to have a y?

The definition of politics - 'poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' means 'bloodsucking creatures'

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

God made man, and then said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me. (This is SO something Rogue would say to Remy!)

Due to Economic Recession the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off until further notice. We're sorry for any inconvenience caused. Thank you.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

surprised, and slightly awed. (Twilight!)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A wall

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The film 'pay it forward'

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

13:10

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

13:12

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My sister talking

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

A few minutes ago, getting back from church

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My school's moodle

9. What are you wearing?

Tights, black skirt, white blouse, black cardi and undies

10. Did you dream last night?

No

11. When did you last laugh?

Yesterday when Xezbeth Vual came round my house

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint, some pictures my Granny made me and a poster from the national gallery in london

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Xezbeth Vual...just kidding!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Okay I guess.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Pay it forward

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A much bigger bookshelf. I'd fill it, tuition for college and university, stuff for charity, lots of presents for my friends/family

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

How would you even know anything about me? Uh...I like horse riding.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd get there to be dragons. Purple and silver ones.

19. Do you like to dance?

NO

20. George Bush:

Sorry, I'm British. If you asked me about Gordon Brown it would be a different story...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Sophie Hannah

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Sion

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Does Scotland count?

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

Come in

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I do what cheerios tell me.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

I'm knocking on heaven's door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

People Who I Really Dislike:

Joggers

People who Prefer Marvel Over DC

Idiots

Obsessive Fan-girls

People who think rave is actually music (it isn't)

Over The Top Environmentalists

Teachers who have to threaten the class to get them to shut up

The People who enforce Political Correctness (whats the point of free press if you can't insult anyone?)

The guys who canceled Teen Titans (Bastards)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
x You love to shop. (But for books)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
x It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Coz I'm slow and lazy)
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.(In that I'm not a total slob)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 8

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

"When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand Jasper Cullen."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away but since Carlisle is cute, screw the fruit."
"I'm not easily distracted I-Hey, is that guy sparkly!"