If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Manga- Vampire Knight and D-Gray Man.

Favorite Anime- Anything that has romance or yaoi but it also have to have a good plot and the author has to have an average drawing skill!!!

Mythical creature- Dragon

Flower- Lotus

Site- Fanfiction.net

Favorite color- Light colors

Dislikes- Annoying people, smelly and dirty things, and homework

Slience is Golden, Duck Tape is Sliver

I have two rules:

1. I'm never wrong

2. If I am wrong then back to the first rule

Too oftan we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown

BUT...

It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap them upside the head.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

You know you live in 2009...almost 2010 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a facebook 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you consider your family phsyco, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.

Female come backs!!!!
Pick up line comebacks, add to it (Funny as IDK what!!)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, LaughsLikeGirl, shavana-clara-ara,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, eyezue66613, Flying Flower Fantasy, Pixire14, Viven

No man is justified in doing evil on the ground of expediency.
Theodore Roosevelt

No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.
Plato

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
Edmund Burke

Hypocrisy, the lie, is the true sister of evil, intolerance, and cruelty.
Raisa Gorbachev

Every political good carried to the extreme must be productive of evil.
Mary Wollstonecraf

To do evil that good may come of it is for bunglers in politics as well as morals.
William Penn

Death? Why this fuss about death. Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! ... Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman

I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.
Martin Luther King, jr.

Evil brings men together.
Aristotle

The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil.
Cicero

Evil is obvious only in retrospect.
Gloria Steinem

The end excuses any evil.
Sophocles

All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing.
Edmund Burke

He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner.
Hesiod

Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.
Hesiod

Evil draws men together.
Aristotle

It is always good men who do the most harm in the world.
Henry Brooks Adam

Can anything be stupider than that a man has the right to kill me because he lives on the other side of a river and his ruler has a quarrel with mine, though I have not quarrelled with him?
Blaise Pascal

Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. Pick yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again.
Evelyn Underhill

Don't let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real ones to encounter.
Oliver Goldsmith

Often an entire city has suffered because of an evil man.
Hesiod

In this world everything changes except good deeds and bad deeds; these follow you as the shadow follows the body.
Unknown

We must as second best...take the least of the evils.
Aristotle

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.
Blaise Pascal

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
Albert Einstein

Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart, for his purity, by definition, is unassailable.
James Baldwin

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
Albert Einstein

We ought always to deal justly, not only with those who are just to us, but likewise to those who endeavor to injure us; and this, for fear lest by rendering them evil for evil, we should fall into the same vice.
Hierocles

There surely is in human nature an inherent propensity to extract all the good out of all the evil.
Benjamin Haydon

Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -- the apathy of human beings.
Helen Keller

If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from others without thinking evil of them.
Mohandas K. Gandhi

No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.
Mary Wollstonecraft

Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man is neither angel nor brute, and the misfortune is that he who would act the angel acts the brute.
Pascal

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Joseph Conrad

All things may corrupt when minds are prone to evil.
Ovid

Evil when we are in its power is not felt as evil but as a necessity, or even a duty.
Simone Weil

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary: men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Joseph Conrad

I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth.
Molly Ivins

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
Blaise Pascal

But goodness alone is never enough. A hard cold wisdom is required, too, for goodness to accomplish good. Goodness without wisdom invariably accomplishes evil.
Robert Heinlein

The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.
Ayn Rand

It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake.
H. L. Mencken

Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.
Leigh Hunt

To put it in a few words, the true malice of man appears only in the state and in the church, as institutions of gathering together, of recapitulation, of totalization.
Paul Ricoeur

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
Joseph Conrad

The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.
Ayn Rand

He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.
Leonardo da Vinci

The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil.
Hannah Arendt

When good people in any country cease their vigilance and struggle, then evil men prevail.
Pearl S. Buck

Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him.
Fyodor Dostoevsky

It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death.
Mary Renault

Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
Homer

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano

This 3-year-old kid is home alone, and a salesman comes to the door. The kid answers, and he’s got a porno in one hand, a cigar in one hand and a bottle of J.D. The salesman goes, “Hi, little boy, are your parents home?” The kid goes, “What the f*k do you think?”
Avril Lavigne

Friends Forever

the first time we met,we were strangers to each other,
not knowing each other and not even ready to know,
but slowly we started off with a simple HI! and a smile,
as time passed, a formal relationship turned into an informal one...,
now there's not even a single day when we do not talk or see each other..,
the day is not complete till we talk to each other..,
its such a nice feeling to know that i have someone whom i can count on,trust on,
no matter where life takes us in near future, we are will always be FRIENDS FOREVER

Sneha Bhandari