Hello! I'm Leiandude. Yes, I am new. If you see some grammar errors it is because English it's not my native language, so that's why I suck writing in English. If you say I do not suck well... that's impossible.

Aaron Tom is my fictional name, just for you to know.

ULTRA SUPAH LONG PROFILE BELOW. I BET IT'S ONE OF THE LONGEST.

Name: Aaron

Country: France

Age: 14

Likes: Reading, games, fanfiction, life, etc. Oh, and TACOS, PANCAKES AND FREAKING WAFFLEZ! Air. Water. Fire. Earth.

Dislikes: People who don't care about nature, lemonade, Twilight, bad fanfictions, broccoli, Justin Bieber and thousands of other things.

Girl type: Normal. Well...she has to be smart and she has to like reading. Of course I prefer pretty girls. She can be a tomboy, but not a really girly-girl.

My Favorite Animal: Maybe Squirrells, Kangaroos or Cheetahs. LOL. I think they are all spelled wrong.

My Least Favorite Animal: None. They're animals, so I love them all.

My Favorite Color: Silver.

My Favorite Thing to Do: Reading and writing things in MY language.

My Least Favorite Thing to Do: Homework.

My Favorite Personal Quote: GLaDOS: [Chell and GLaDOS are falling down a very long shaft] Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
claps slowly three times
GLaDOS: Oh good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts. He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.
clap clap
GLaDOS: Good, that's still working. Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot...

Aaand...

"I'm pretty sure we're going the right way. Just to reassure you..."

"Don't worry I'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100 percent that it's this way... Oh it's not this way."

My Favorite Boy Name: Dennis

My Favorite Girl Name: Jade

My Strongest Subject: I dunno. Too hard.

My Favorite Month: January.

My Most Recognizable Trait: Whaaat?

The Last English Word I Spoke: Whaaat?

How Many Best Friends I've Ever Had: 9. When I was like...8. But then, I had this personality change.

My Biggest Fear: Aaah, loads of things. Can't list them anyway, they're personal.

Have I Ever Wished On a Shooting Star: Yes. Now I know they are meteors.

The Most Exotic Thing I've Eaten: Frogs. Hated them.

My Loudest Family Member: My uncle.

My Worst Pet Peeve: Snobs.

Last Thing I Was Angry At: My computer.

Last Movie I cried in: Hmm...I sobbed at Titanic.

Hair colour: Now, white.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

Professor M. McGonagall.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

Air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

An argetinian progam called TVR. Don't ask me why.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:10

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking home.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The computer.

9. What are you wearing?,

A white Kevingston shirt with blue jeans and white trainers.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11. When did you last laugh?

Playing Poker. I didn't know why, I just laughed.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Pictures, posters and windows.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Not really.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Entertaining.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A mansion.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I like Kingdom Hearts, but I only have played Chain of Memories.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

Life.

19. A quote that you love/live by:

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. What the heck does that mean?! WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?! I HATE LEMONADE! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I MAKE LEMONADE?! A person isn't going to appear and tell you: Oh hey! I'm Life. Here, take some lemons. Now go make lemonade. THOSE THINGS, METAPHORS OR WHATEVER, ARE HONESTLY STUPID! THEY SUCK! IF YOU WANT A FUCKING LEMONADE, GO GET SOME LEMONS, SUGAR AND WATER AT WALL-MART! AND MAKE LEMONADE! LIFE WON'T GIVE IT TO YOU LAZY IDIOT! Hey, I got a better idea. If you want lemonade, MOVE YOUR SORRY ASS AND BUY LEMON TREE SEEDS! THEN PLANT THEM! TAKE CARE OF THE DAMN LEMON TREE AND WAIT FOR IT TO GROW! THEN WAIT FOR IT TO GROW THE DAMN LEMONS! TAKE THEM AND BUY SUGAR AND WATER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOUR USELESS LEMONADE! OR IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO DO EVEN THAT, GO DRINK SOME WATER FROM THE TOILET, OR THE NEAREST SOURCE OF WATER! OR MAYBE YOU BELIEVE IN THE METAPHOR AND YOU LIKE THEM! Hey, I got an idea. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. SAY TO LIFE THAT YOU DON'T WANT THOSE STUPID LEMONS! ASK THE IDIOT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN LEMONS! MONEY! HOUSES! LAUGHES! ENTERTAINMENT! WHATEVER THE HECK YOU WANT!- me, before I played Portal 2. I laughed a lot when I heard Cave Johnson.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Jade.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Dennis.

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"

Lord

28. Favorite planet?

Earth.

29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?

I don't know. I eliminated the list.

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?

Wa-wa-wa-waaaaaa.

31. What shirt are you wearing?

Question 9

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?

Nike.

33. Bright or Dark Room?

Bright.

34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

I don't know.

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Reading The Band I Love.

36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?

(Translated) Turn off the cell phone in the church.

You know what's funny of that? She sent me that message when I was in the church. I was at a communion of a friend of mine.

37. Where is your mailbox?

I don't have one.

38. What's a word that you say a lot?

DAMN!

40. Last furry thing you touched?

A dog.

44. Favorite age you have been so far?

10

46. What is your current desktop picture?

A picture of The World Ends with You.

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

No (LOL. I'm so negative).

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?

Being able to fly. With wings.

50. The last song you listened to?

A church song. I don't remember its name.

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

Now, that is pretty unrealistic. How would I jump in front of the bullet? I mean, it's not that I am soooo fast to get at the exact time.

52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?

No one really. I express myself with words, rarely with violence.

53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Flying with wings.

Weird. I hate poems, but I'm against chilld abuse.

I was about to post a poem about child abuse, I know you know it. But I hate poems. So, no!

Top Five: Pokémon Villain Teams

5. Team Aqua: Covering the world in water. Woo. That's soooooooo evil.

4. Team Magma: Turning the world. Covering it with fire. That sounds cool, except for the fact that you gain nothing from that. You turn it on fire. How do you live? I don't know.

3. Team Rocket: Now, Team Rocket would be higher if I actually knew what was their purpose. Nothing. A mafia. Didn't like that.

2. Team Plasma: Team Plasma was stunning. The team wanted to free Pokémon. (SPOILER) The way they lied through all the game. How shocking it was when Ghetsis told N and Hilbert that he was using N all the time. Priceless.

1. Team Galactic: I loved them. They wanted to use Legendary Pokémon to DESTROY the ENTIRE world to create a new one with NO EMOTIONS. Though Black and White had the best plot, this guys were the greatest villains.

Top Five: Villains in gaming

5. Mephiles the Dark (Sonic the Hedgehog series): Alright, I know what you're thinking. Yes, Sonic 06' was a mediocre game. But this guy killed Sonic! HE FRIKING KILLED THE FASTEST AND MOST ANNOYING HEDGEHOG IN THE WORLD!

4. The Convenant (Halo series): Nothing to say here. Really.

3. Demise (and Ganondorf too, since they have the same spirit) (The Legend of Zelda series): This guy, besides having cool hair, represents EVIL itself. EEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!

2. Kratos (God of War series): He IS a villain. And he's also the biggest asshole in gaming. As much as I like the GOW series I ALWAYS wanted to make him torture himself with those, swords... He died, gladly.

1. Wheatley and GLaDOS (Portal series): GLaDOS is sick. Wheatley is a funny idiot. But both of them are some backstabbers. GLaDOS was never really a friend, but she wasn't a foe. Until she tried to kill Chell. Wheatley was always a friend. But then he was drunk with power and threw Chell and PotatOS into a pit. Yeah.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Note:I seriously doubt that I'll be suffocated, but I posted it anyway.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Top Five: Most Overrated Games (MY OPINION MAN)

5. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas: I love this game. It's amazing. BUT IT'S NOT THAT GOOD. GTA 4 and GTA 3 are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better. UNDERSTOOD? Good.

4. World of Warcraft: I love this game too. But I don't know why it has so many subscriptions! I mean, the graphics aren't the best, the gameplay isn't the best one and you can't, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE to make Gnomes a race.

3. Kingdom Hearts: I like this game. I like the story too. But I mean, guys, am I the only one that thinks that the controls are unbearable? That the story is corny? That mixing the FF characters with the Disney characters and original characters isn't the best idea?

2. Angry Birds: Alright, this iPhone, iPad, iPod,whatever game has annoyed me. A LOT. First of all, I don't find it addictive or fun. This and number one are the only games in this list that I don't like.

1. Tetris: Yeah. This is personal. I understand if you don't understand. But I never really liked Tetris. I've never seen what's so fun and addictive. In fact, I've never known how to play. Now I do but still, I don't have fun with it.

Top Five: Moments in Gaming

5.Pulling the Master Sword from the pedestal (The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time): After a long journey, Zelda tells Link that he has to go to the Temple of Time. We go there we put the Master Sword and WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAH! Ganondorf got to the Secret Realm a.k.a he got to the Triforce because of that! So Link is sealed there for 7 DAMN YEARS! After he wakes up, we notice everything is different and the game gets a really,really dark atmosphere.

4. Plane Crash (Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception: The guy who says this moment isn't amazing and that this game is really overrated is a big idiot. Getting captured by that mastodon. He opens that Aperture Science Thing I Don't Know What's It's Name (get the joke?) and then he throws you. You fight with him. You throw a box to him. You get pushed with the box. You shoot a guy. You get back on the plane. You have to wipe out some guys. The plane is on fire. Nate falls. To the desert. Aw.Mah.Gawd.

3. Wheatley turns Bad (Portal 2): After watching all the trailers I thought I guessed all the story. Wheatley is a friend and we they had to defeat GLaDOS. The first half of the game was like that. But then, the twist. Wheatley is drunk with power and backstabs you. He puts GLaDOS in a potato. And then he threw Chell and GLaDOS to a pit. Awesome.

2. Agro's death, 16th Colossus and the Ending (Shadow of the Colossus): Basically, the end of the game. I really loved that game, in fact, it's one of my favourite games of all time. I remember it very well. I was with Agro. The bridge was falling and I was like "A cinematic scene!" but then, it happened. A cutscene. "Huh?" Wander and Agro wouldn't make it so the loyal horse pushed Wander to the other side, in the result, Wander lived but Agro died (not really). I was like "No...Agro...this guys sure know how to make people sad". Even if it was a polygon horse, that felt really hard.

The 16th Colossus. The atmosphere, dark music and a storm, described well how Malus was. Starting by hiding from his projectiles, it felt like a movie. Then stabbing him in its back, then in its hand, then throwing an arrow at his chest and finally delivering the final blow on his head.

And the ending. Ohh, the ending. So awesome. We figure out that what Wander has done is terrible and selfish, Wander transforms into a demon, then Emon's people kill him, then he turns into the Dormin, then we can play as the Dormin, then Emon seals them with the sword, then they escape, breaking the bridge, and the Dormin and Wander get sucked into a vortex. Wow. What a long sentence. Mono revives, Agro is alive and Wander revives.

What Kind of Gamer Are You?
Are you an AMATEUR video game player, or are you HARDCORE? Look at this list and see.

1. An AMATEUR gamer finds a friend to trade his Pokemon with. A HARDCORE gamer buys two games and two consoles and trades with himself. (I buy two consoles. For example: A GBA and a DS)

2. An AMATEUR gamer plays Star Fox 64 wherever the levels lead him. A HARDCORE gamer finds out how to play all the levels. (It's not that hard to play all the levels)

3. An AMATEUR gamer says the level system in World of Warcraft indicates how strong and experienced you are. A HARDCORE gamer says it is synonomous with your reputation. (This is Stupid)

4. An AMATEUR gamer (assuming he's not in Japan) waits until the next game is available in his own country, with just a sampling of rumors and information when he comes across it by accident. A HARDCORE gamer orders the game from Japan itself, whether he can read Japanese or not. (Alright, a Hardcore gamer wouldn't be hardcore if he plays games he doesn't understand. He doesn't appreciate the game)

5. An AMATEUR gamer takes a surprising character development with a quick, barely emotional, "That was unexpected." A HARDCORE gamer writes nasty e-mails to the developers for ruining their beloved characters. (Alright, I do none of the above)

6. An AMATEUR gamer sees the game in its own context, taking other games in the series into account only when it's a direct sequel/prequel. A HARDCORE gamer will criticize a game for not being as good as another for the most nonessential technical aspects, especially if said game was created for an older console. (Yes, I'm Hardcore in that)

7. An AMATEUR gamer never goes higher than T (and hardly even reaches T). A HARDCORE gamer never goes lower than M. (A Hardcore gamer will play good games, not M rated games. I mean there are better games than M rated)

8. An AMATEUR gamer defends against the video game violence myth by noting other contributing factors. A HARDCORE gamer says video games are saints and would never harm a fly (unless accidentally dropped on one). (A smart gamer says games don't exist)

9. An AMATEUR gamer knows these names: Pac-Man, Mario, Sonic, Mega Man. A HARDCORE gamer knows these names: Travis Touchdown, John Marston, John "Soap" MacTavish, Wander. (Heh. Easy)

10. An AMATEUR gamer plays for fun. A HARDCORE gamer treats the game with a life-or-death seriousness. (...I'm amateur)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Google.

3) What's your middle name?

Tom.

4) Your relationship status?

I'm single.

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don't have a crush right now.

6) What is your current mood?

Normal. The same as always.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Let me check...blue.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

A stripy grey and black shirt.

9) Missing something?

Nope.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I'm sorry, but this is personal.

11) If you must an animal for one day, what would you be?

A hawk.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yeah.

13) Something you do a lot?

Write, read, go to school, talk, watch TV, play videogames and tons of other things.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Want you gone and Twister.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

HarvestMoonAddict

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Someone dad. Let's say it's a classmate.

17) When was the last time you cried?

Buh-bye grandmother.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

...yes.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Electricity and old related to it (super speed, for example)

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Their body.

21) What do you usually order from starbucks?

Coffee.

22) what's your biggest secret?

Personal.

23) Favorite color?

Silver and black.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Spongebob.

25) What are you?

A human.

26) Do you speak any other language?

English and Spanish. I want to learn latin.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Humidity.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Lonely.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

It was an accident, but yes, I did.

30) What are you thinking about right now?

The kiss in the rain.

31) What should you be doing?

Nothing really. This is my free time.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

The populars.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Yeah.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want.

Isepic.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

I do not like anyone.

36) What is your natural hair color?

A VERY dark brown. Now my hair is dyed. A white colour.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

NO ONE EVER MADE ME CRY.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, asshole?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (what other kind of soap is there??)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (a little too late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.(Really? I had no clue!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Um... ok??)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to...?)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (No duh Sherlock)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Was that a popular problem...?)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

X are true.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.

2 Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. x Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head.

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. X Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. X Tried to pull open a door that said push

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble.

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it.

18. x Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (When I laugh, (rarely, I'm TOO serious) I laugh HARD).

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. x Have run into a closed door.

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else.

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it.

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke..

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. X Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock.noono'clock/noonthirty o’clock.

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it.

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside.!

33. x Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else.

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property.

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot.

36. x Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on.

37. x Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in.

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.

39. x Walked into a pole.

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. x Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on.

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. x Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. x Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. x Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. x Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. x Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. x Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band.

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out.

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them.

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper.

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs.

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

A WEEKDAY:

Monday: Everyone HATES Monday because they either have to go to work or school.
Tuesday: Everyone HATES Tuesday because they’re still getting over Monday.
Wednesday: Everyone HATES Wednesday because it’s only the middle of the week.
Thursday: Everyone HATES Thursday because they wish the week would be just over.
Friday: Everyone HATES Friday because the weekend took so long to get here.
Saturday: Everyone LOVES Saturday because it’s a free day.
Sunday: Everyone HATES Sunday because Monday is tomorrow.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If you're not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when you're writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. 20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fan fictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.(Example: "We heard you were having Bella for lunch and we came to see if you would share.")
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times. I finished each of MR book in a day, and the wish I might book in 1 day.)
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've grown wings and can join the Flock.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.

How To Annoy People On The Beach

Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to duck under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdoes.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as you can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please.

How To Annoy People At An Amusement Park

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
Every time you pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind you in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let you off.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Speak in Spanish, or pretend you're deaf and start making rapid hand movements.
Start talking about shaving your excess body hair in line while everyone around you is silent.
Find someone and tell them you're lost. Use your best acting skills.
Steal all of the pennies out of the water fountains.
Go up to the boy band wanna-be group and pretend to be really excited and ask for their autographs, reassuring them that they're gonna make it big soon.
Take an Alka-Seltzer tablet and begin to have spasmodic movements in your body while foaming at the mouth at the very top of the tallest ride.
Ask the ride attendant if you cannot ride because you are under the influence of heroine, marijuana, crack, and every other drug you can think of.
Begin to cry when they start the merry-go-round and have them stop it because you're too scared to go all the way.
Start talking loudly about the last time you got stuck upside-down on this ride, scaring everyone in line around you.
Ask someone that looks like they're in a hurry for directions.
Complain about how dirty the seat is, and demand they clean it off.
Walk up to anyone in the park, and say "Hi, my name is your name" and offer a handshake.
Ask ANYONE for their autograph.
Advertise for a theme park...one you're not at.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
Comment how good you look in every picture of you on a ride.
Make fun of everyone else in every set of pictures taken during the rides.
Go up to every character walking around and give them a big hug and call them your "hero."
Ride every water ride and inform everybody with you that you can’t swim and everyone's gonna drown.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themselves.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Sorry if this upsets any of you blonds out there, I just think these jokes are funny:

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "Tornado!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "Fire!"

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If you could read that, paste this to your profile.

This is very touching. Didn't cry but it was...touching.

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'caus e I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. Go d said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children.Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste the story this and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Silver Sheilds, darkness wasted, Mikaela the Cat, LunaClefairy (of TheEspadaSisters), Leiandude

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

Now that I pasted so many things about God and Jesus, I will like to tell a few things.

I believe in Jesus and God. But I haven't read the Bible and I don't go to church. I just believe in them, they rule and that's good enough for me.

20 Questions
How many of you have seen this? It's only everywhere on this site. It's a good way to stretch your mind and see what you can do with established characters.
Okay, the idea is simple: write down a list of 12 characters. Some rules: they should probably be from the same thing (i.e. all Pokemon, all Star Wars, allHarry Potter, etc.); have an even mix of genders and alignment (good/evil); make it random (Even if the characters you use are all your favorites, don't rank or group them. Draw names out of a hat if you have to.). Do this first before scrolling down.

1. Lucario.

2. Shadow the Hedgehog.

3. Matthew

4. Neku Sakuraba.

5. Blaze the Cat.

6. GLaDOS

7. Zelda

8. Sora

9. Shiki Misaki

10. Ciel

11. Wheatley.

12. Lyra

Next, answer the following questions. Each number represents the corresponding character

1.Would 9 consider 4 a friend?

Ha! What a coincidence. They ARE friends.

2. 6 and 11 are fighting. Why?

OMG! I can't believe it! Another coincidence (seriously, I haven't read the questions). Tecnically, GLaDOS hates Wheatley. Wheatley is now afraid of GLaDOS.

3. 3 and 8 need to team up. Is this unusual? And if so, why would they do it in the first place?

No, it's not unusual. They are the only ones who use swords. Or Keyblades and swords.

4. 12 has just found a tabloid story linking him/her with 7. What is his/her reaction?

Lyra: Oh god...I CAN'T BE LESBIAN!

5. Would 5 crack wise at 1?

No. They are waaaaaay too serious.

6. 2 saw 10 walking by and decides to chat. What is their first topic?

"Do you know how I can go faster with my shoes?"

7. 1 finds 6 and 4 fighting. If he/she does, which one does he/she help?

No one. He just simply shoots Aura Spheres to both of them and tell them to stay in peace.

8. What would 10 get 5 for Christmas?

"It's a device for making more fire that you have ever made. It's awesome, I made it myself," Ciel said.

9. 8 is on the radio and publicly insulting 11. What is 11's first reaction?

OMG...sorry, I can't answer this. Both of them are too good to do that.

10. What is 9's pet peeve with 12?

I dunno.

11. Does 7 hate 2?

No. I don't see why.

12. 3 needs help, and the only people available are 4 and 12. Who does he/she ask for?

Neku of course. He is waaaaaaaaaaay stronger.

13. Does 10 have what it takes to beat 6 in a battle?

I dunno. GLaDOS has a lot of killer things, but Ciel is the greatest scientific EVAH. If a normal woman could beat her hardly, I bet Ciel can do better.

14. How are 5 and 1 similar? How are they different?

They are both silent, they don't exist, they are anthros, they can throw balls. Blaze is a cat and Lucario is a Pokémon.

15. If 4 was the main character of a movie, would 8 watch it?

Yeah. They are related in a Square Enix way. And they are allies in Dream Drop Distance.

16. Would it be possible for 7 to be 9's rival?

No.

17. It's 10 vs. 2 vs. 3. Who wins?

Shadow. He can Chaos Control, he's faster and blah blah blah. Ciel would be out easily.

18. Why would a 5/11 fic be a bad idea?

Yes.

19. Why would 4 want 7's number?

Friendship. I've been noticing that 4 appears a lot.

20. Compared to the rest, what qualities does 1 have that makes him/her better?

I dunno. He simply rules, and that's good enough for me.

I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite gaming characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank:
1. Shadow the Hedgehog

2. Wheatley

3. Sora

4. GLaDOS

5. Blaze the Cat

II. One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How does that go? Pick either Character One or Character Four:

Shadow: MOVE AWAY, the ultimate life form is coming you--

GLaDOS: Don't say MORONS, because that's MY line you moron!

III. Jealous, Character Three tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow fails… why is that?

Sora: SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU! The Keyblade Master is coming!

Random guy: Keyblade? Wazzat?

Sora shows the Keyblade

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA! KEYBLADE MASTER, HAHAHAHAHA!

IV. A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they can do is fight! How does that go? Pick either Character Two or Character Five

Blaze: Hah! Eat my fire, losers!

V. Character Threeis depressed and decides to get drunk.

Sora: And then I said: No it was me! Then he said: OMG like what kingdom.

Sora falls asleep-

VI. An event like no other takes place and Character One and Character Twoget into a battle to the death. Who wins?

Impossible. Wheatley is a really good guy.

VII. Character Four or Character Five accidentally drink a love potion. Who do they fall in love with first? Character Two or Character Three?

GLaDOS falls in love with Wheatley. LOL! That would be soooooo funny.

VIII. Since Character Four or Character Fiveare under a love spell, how do they try to spoil their partner?

Ugh...I'll skip this.

IX. Character Two tries to steal from either Character One or Character Five. Do they succeed?

Nope. Wheatley doesn't succeed. He was made to have dumb ideas after all.

X. Character Threethrows a slumber party but only invites one person. Which character did they invite?

Wheatley.

XI. All of the Charactersget together for a 'wholesome' dinner… does it go well? Give details.

Everyone is waiting for dinner. They ordered tacos to eat. A loooooooooooooooooooooooooong time passed. Sora was getting impatient. At last, the tacos came. Sora rushed to the door.

Tacos dude: Hi, here I ha--

Sora: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!

Tacos dude: Hey, watch it! I ha--

Sora: I don't care! Making tacos isn't that hard!

The tacos dude looked really angry. Shadow facepalmed and Blaze bit her lip. Sora was going to make trouble. GLaDOS couldn't be more angry and Wheatley rolled his eye.

Tacos dude: You know what?! SCREW YOUR TACOS!

The tacos dude left and he closed the door. Sora was furious. He turned around. Everyone was looking at him with a deadly look.

Sora: Uh-oh.

XII. Mysteriously, Character One dies. Character Three and Character Fiveare the only ones around. How do they react?

Shadow can't die. He's inmortal or so he says.

XIII. Character Threegets into an accident. What were they riding? How did it happen?

Everyone visited GLaDOS at Aperture. They asked her what happened.

GLaDOS: Oh, it was another mute lunatic trying to change me using Corrupted Cores.

XIV. Character Two tries to get a job with the help of Character Three and Character Four. How did that go?

Wheatley and Sora were begging to GLaDOS to help Wheatley get a job.

Announcer: Are you ready?

GLaDOS: No.

Sora: Yes she is!

GLaDOS: No!

Wheatley: Oh, she is lying dude!

GLaDOS: Nonononononononononono!

XV. Character Three or Character Fourdecide to leave a tavern. How does that go? Why did they leave?

Everyone in the tavern looked at GLaDOS.

GLaDOS: Look, morons. I can't drink. I can't stand this place. So if you waited for me to stay here, you got another thing coming.

XVI. Character One wakes up in the bed with a random characterof your choice!

07:00. The birds were singing, the sun was already up. Shadow yawned. He turned around. He still wanted to sleep...until he saw Blaze next to him.

Shadow and Blaze: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Down the stairs, Sora, GLaDOS and Wheatley were having tea. They heard the shouts.

GLaDOS: Look, you don't have good ideas. There's the proof. Both of you.

XVII. A characterof your choice becomes a supreme being and creates the world in their image.

I dunno.

XVIII. Before we go, all the characters want to take a moment to ask you for something that they have always wanted.
1. Shadow: Another emerald!

2. Wheatley: MERCY!

3. Sora: KAIRI AND RIKU!

4. GLaDOS: WORLD DOMINATION!

5. Blaze: PEACE!

Credit to MeAsTheNarrator.

I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank:
1. Luigi

2. Ciel

3. Lyra

4. Zelda

5. Neku

II. Asleep, Character Two or Character Fourare dreaming of their most pleasant childhood memory. What is it about?

Ciel: Daddy! How I missed you.

Zelda: Oooh, what a cute horse.

III. However, Character Fivecontinues to toss and turn, haunted by their childhood nightmare! What scared them as a child?

Neku: AAHG! No, no! Please leave me alone, I'm honest.

IV. Character Two finds a diary with Character Fourname on it. They eagerly read a random page to themselves. What does the entry say?

Today, I have been doing much things. Besides from chatting with Neku, I watched a movie with Ciel. I know she is reading this RIGHT NOW.

Ciel: Oh crap!

V. Character Threeis severely poisoned and is slowly dying. Explain how it happened and if they survive.

STUPID KOFFINGS!

VI. A gang of bullies are picking on Character Four. Character Two or Character Fivecome to their aid but they both get beat up. Why is that?

'Cause Lyra and Ciel are to gentle to do that.

VII. A characterof your choice is just learning how to control their powers/gifts.

Neku: So this pin does--OH MY GOD! STOP IT, STOP IT, ZZZZZZZZOMG!

VIII. In an alternate universe, there exists an opposite version of Character One, Character Three, and Character Five. Pick one and explain their looks and personality.

Don't want to do this. Waluigi.

IX. Character Three tries to make Character Fourtheir apprentice. They soon discover that teaching them ends with failure. Why is that?

Zelda facepalmed.

Zelda: I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR HEELS!

X. In a cave or woods, Character Two or Character Fiveare passing the time by training. Give detail on their skills.

Neku was showing each of its pins to Ciel. Ciel studied everyone of them and she tried to make them work.

XI. All of the Charactersdecide to either sit at the beach or take a long drive in a jeep. Does this little trip go smoothly? Give details.

Luigi was driving, with Ciel next to him. On the backseat, Zelda, Lyra and Neku sat.

Lyra played with his hair a little.

Lyra: I am boooooooooreeeeeeeeed!

Neku looked at her severely.

Neku: Look, if you don't want to be here, GET OUT!

Zelda: You two stop it! We're in a group trip and we are going to do this well!

The three of them argued.

Ciel: This is going to be a loooooooooooong trip.

XII. Character Twois finally dead and is sent to either heaven or hell. Where do they end up? Why?

Heaven! She's a good person.

XIII. Character Five decides to make breakfast for Character One. What did they make? IsCharacter Onesatisfied?

Yes, Luigi is satisfied.

XIV. Character Three and Character Four decide to become bandits and rob people as they head into the forest. They happen to rob Character One. Do they succeed?

I'll skip.

XV. All of the Charactershave fallen into the past and are now children once again. They are playing hide-and-go-seek. What child is doing the seeking? Where are the children hiding? Why can't they find the last child?

Ciel: I wonder where are they.

Neku is invisible. Zelda is under a tree. Luigi already lost. Lyra is in the sky, with her Skarmory.

XVI. In an alternate universe, Character One happens to be the servant of A character of your choice. What must they do?

Zelda: Oh hi Luigi. Could you please make me some tea?

XVII. Its almost valentines days, A random character gives a gift to A characterof your choice. What did they give them? Are they grateful?

Neku: WTF IZ THIZ?!

XVIII. Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to give you some "light" criticism on the stories that feature them.
1. OMG

2.NO

3.IDEA

4.OF

5.THIZ!

Credit to MeAsNarrator

I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:
1. Blaze

2. Wheatley

3. GLaDOS

4. Shadow

5. Sora

II. Character Twohas taken a part-time job as a substitute teacher at a learning facility. How did their first day go? What were they teaching?

I bet it was awesome. He's a robot, so he knows a lot of things.

III. Character One and Character Five are hired as police officers and end up placing Character Threeinto custody. Does everything go smoothly?

Of course not.

IV. Character One and Character Twohappen do discover a strange artifact while rummaging through an abandoned warehouse. Both fight and argue on over the artifact until one of them wins. Explain what the artifact looks like.

No idea. Really.

V. Depending on who wins the strange artifact, either Character One or Character Two are granted two wishes. The first wish is granted but the second wish is interrupted and used by Character Four. How did it happen? What were the wishes?

Wheatley wished for a body. Shadow wished for Maria.

VI. Character Five is asked to give a eulogy for the passing of Character Three . What exactly did they say about Character Three?

Sora: Today, our ass--sorry, our dear killing sys--sorry, our dear GLaDOS died. She was an anno--lovely robot. Please God, receive her as a robot who was a frea--who was brainwashed.

VII. Either through meditation or the act of magic, Character Twoends up fighting their doppelgänger from an alternate universe. Only one wins.

Original Wheatley

VIII.All of the Characters unwilling get together to play a game of cards. How well does this go? Give details.

It goes wrong. I don't know.

IX. Curiosity gets the best of Character Five and they decide to go snooping around in Character Three's room. What do they find? Is it something they wish they hadn't?

Sora was looking around. There were lots of things. There was a lever. It said: Neurotoxin.

Sora: O_O

He kept looking. There was a button that said: Stalemate button.

Sora: Odd.

He wandered around a little bit. A gray door said: Cake dispensal. He entered and he found Corrupted Cores, Cakes and...skeletons.

Sora: Oh.My.God.

X. Character Two and Character Four are trapped in a cave. Character Two expresses strange feelings for Character Four . Before Character Four can agree, Character Onesaves them. What happens next?

...screw this.

XI. All of the Charactershave been stranded on an island for a long time. They are finally rescued but there is only one survivor. What exactly happened on this island? How did they get there? Why did one person survive?

SHADOW IS INMORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

XII. In an alternate universe, Character Fiveis an animal/human (if they are an animal… then a human.) What type of animal/human are they? Describe them.

I think Sora is a lion.

XIII. Character Three is in jail and is about to be saved by Character Four . Character Four 's plan is flawless yet they somehow end up trapped in jail with Character Three. Where did they go wrong?

I don't know. Maybe it was the weather.

XIV. A characterof your choice decides to form a cult. Explain what their cult is about.

Cult? Yeah, right.

XV. Character Two finds a demonic sword and is offered power if they allow the sword to devour their soul. Do they take the offer? If so, what happens to Character Two?

Nope. Wheatley doesn't do anything.

XVI. Once again, All of the Charactershave fallen into the past; they are all playing "house." Who take the roles as the parents? Who are the siblings? Who got stuck playing the pet? Why doesn't the game last long?

Shadow and GLaDOS are the parents. Wheatley and Blaze are the siblings. Sora is the pet.

Sora: You know what? I hate being the pet!

XVII. All of the Charactershave decided to go camping. They all sit listlessly around a campfire until one of the characters decides to tell a scary story. What is the scary story about? Who gets scared? Who keeps interrupting? Who fell asleep? And, who ate all of the food?

GLaDOS: Let me tell you a story. There was a woman. Walking. In this forest. All she wanted was being free.

Shadow falls asleep. Wheatley starts eating everything.

Blaze: Being free?

Sora: Sssh! This is interesting.

GLaDOS: Blaaaaaaaaaaarg!

Wheatley, Blaze and Sora: AAAAAAAAAAH!

XVIII. Before we go, All of your Characters want to take a moment to tell you what they think about the other characters in this adventure.
1. Persons!

2. Friends!

3. Morons!

4. Beings!

5. Partners!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Lucario (Pokémon)

2. Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

3. Luigi (Super Mario)

4. Neku Sakuraba (The World Ends with You)

5. Blaze (Sonic the Hedgehog)

6. Mira (Bakugan Battle Brawlers)

7. GlaDOS (Portal)

8. Wheatley (Portal)

9. Lyra (Pokémon)

10. Shiki Misaki (The World Ends with You)

Then ask the following questions~
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Lucario: Wake up!

Me: WTF?!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: GO AWAY WEEGEE!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: ZOMG! That's so cute... not.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Do you notice you literally burned it?

Blaze: Sorry...

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: AWESOME!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: So that's were my sarcasm comes.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: That's impossible. He is in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Lyra: You ain't going to do anything?

Me: No, why would I?

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Lucario: NO ONE TOUCHES MY TRAINER! (Pwns them with Aura Sphere)

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A cake of course.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Neku: MEET MAH ICE PINS FIRE!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Blaze: Don't worry. Be happy.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Lucario: Good job Master!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

GlaDOS: You know, if you had the enough IQ you'll kn--

Me: I'M NOT SAD YOU MAD ROBOT!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Lyra: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GO LEIAN! *get's pompoms*

Me: I don't know her.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Shiki: What are you laughing at?

Me: AT MYSELF!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: I always dreamed of having a partner Lucario defending me everywhere. He's mah pal!

Lucario: He meant other thing.

Me: WAIT! NO! NO! I LIKE HUMAN GIRLS!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN?! I THOUGHT YOU GOT OVER THAT!

Shadow: NO! I DIDN'T LOVE MARIA IN THAT WAY!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Me: I like girls.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Me: No. But that would be pretty cool to watch.

Mira and Blaze slap me.

Both: PERVERT!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Well Mira... YOU WON'T BREAK MAH HEART!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: What are you watching at?

GlaDOS: I'm watching at your pathetic haircut. You know, you have--

Me: SHUT UP!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Wheatley, you're a robot.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Now, we make out all the dang day!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: OH... MY... GOD! *pukes*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Maybe they fell asleep. I hope...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: Maybe...

Would 2 trust 5?

Me: Actually, my favourite couple is Shadaze so... yeah.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Me: They kiss. Both of them have serious brain damage.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Blaze and Lucario: Hero thingys!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

A cake.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Me: GlaDOS already has a job.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Blaze: WHAT THE HECK HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HAIR?!

Wheatley: I-I just cut it. Do you think is that bad?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Mira: Is that Leian?

Lyra: What?! No! Sorry, wrong drawing.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Me: NEKU AND ME! 'Cause we're best friends!

Neku: Whatever.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Shiki: OW!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Lyra: Shadow again?!

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Me: Shadow and me had the day of our lives.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Me: That's impossible. THAT WILL NEVAH HAPPEN!

7 won the lottery?

GlaDOS: Now I can finally spend some money on those stupid turrets.

8 had quite a big secret?

Wheatley: Yeah... the space was a green screen.

Me: ZOMG!

9 became a singer?

Me: Hehe... I would prefer if you continued being a trainer.

10 got a daughter?

Shiki: I'll name you... Shibuya!

What would 1 think of 2?

Lucario: SHOWDOWN!

Shadow: HECK YEAH!

How would 3 greet 4?

Luigi: It's-a me, Luigi!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Neku: WHY DO MY FIRE PINS SUCK SO MUCH COMPARED TO HER FIREBALLS?!

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Blaze: What the...

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: Honestly, nothing.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

GlaDOS: YOU ARE ALIVE?!

Where would 8 meet 9?

Probably in space.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Lyra: NOTHING! MWAHAHAHAHA!

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Shiki: ZOMG! HE'S NOT HUMAN!

Is 3 Gay?

Me: No.

How do you feel right now?

LOL!

Copy this because it's amazing. Got it from Soundwave 0107's profile. And he got it from a friend. Dunno where his friend got it.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I'm not obsessed with god. I don't have any problem with gay people. I simply don't care about them. Let the society decide it, I give a shit about them)
I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (That's not true)

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I love life. Stupid copy paste thing)

People tell me I'm handsome so I MUST not be a virgin. (I am a virgin)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (NOT. TRUE.)

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Actually, I have no words)

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I have no words, but I wasn't in a relationship 'cause it stops you. I want freedom until my 16)

I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST hate homosexuals. (As I said above, I simply don't care about homosexuals)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (PLEEAAAAAAAASE I'M NOT A LOSER)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (It's not that I hate the Sun, I love the Moon. It inspires me)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT (or so people tell me), so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Really, my school says I rule at writing)

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (That's true. If I go to a party, which is REALLY REALLY REALLY strange, I go with a book)

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I'm INTELLIGENT (or so people tell me), so I MUST be weak. (I. AM. NOT. WEAK.)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (COME ON! I LOVE LIFE!)

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I'm a dude. I don't want to castrate every man on Earth. But I have a huge respect for women. A girl said to me: All men are stupid and I replied: I don't think all women are stupid, neither men, but you are a stupid woman)

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (... This is stupid)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (ARGH!)

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (STOP. THIS. IS. NOT. TRUE.)

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (That is true in every way)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Well... that may be true)

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I am NOT the strongest person in my school. I just punch people if they piss me off badly)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (Er... crap)

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aarizzle (It hears like a girl's name)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Silver Wolf (what...)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Tom Lone. (Aha...)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Silver Water (It hears cool)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mothers middle name): Aina

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Steve. (I smirked)

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Apple Life. (Life can go wrong. You know it)

If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile!

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If you HATE rap more than any word in any human tongue can effectively describe, copy this to your profile. (I kinda like Hip-Hop, but really kinda)

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Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

I've seen a purple cow. If two gooses are geese, than why aren't two mouses meece? And if two foots are feet, than why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me strange, but I'm just random. If YOUR random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

92/100 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said breathing was uncool. If you are part of the 8/100 that would laugh their head off, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this to your profile. (This depresses me. It makes a voice pop into my mind 'you should have kissed that cute girl, but noooooooo! You had to be with the freedom shit!')

92 of teenagers would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you would say, " What was your first clue?" copy and paste this to your profile!

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You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. (Actually, no one has ever told me I'm not cool. No one has ever told me I am cool. I'm a serious and creative lone wolf and I am happy with it)

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!" (I don't believe this, but I found it fun)

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..." (LOL)

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. (Yeah. Black cats don't do nothing. McDonalds is bad luck)

I have a dream where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. (I smiled at this)

If you prefer Harry Potter over Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Quote Time!

GLaDOS: [Chell and GLaDOS are falling down a very long shaft] Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
claps slowly three times
GLaDOS: Oh good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts. He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.
clap clap
GLaDOS: Good, that's still working. Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot...

GLaDOS: Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that "horrible person" thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.

Cave Johnson: Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Wheatley: Jump! Actually, looking at it, that's quite a distance, isn't it? You know what? Go ahead and jump. You've got braces on your legs. No braces on your arms, though. Gonna have to rely on the old human strength to keep a grip on the device, and by extension, me. So do. Do make sure to maintain a grip. Also, a note: No braces on your spine, either. So don't land on that. Or your head. No braces there. That could split like a melon from this height.

Wheatley:All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn't motivating you, so, let's try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted... fatty! Fatty fatty no parents?

GLaDOS:And...

Wheatley:What?

GLaDOS:What exactly is wrong with being adopted?

Wheatley:What's wrong with being adopted? Um, well, uh... Lack of parents?

GLaDOS[to Chell] For the record, you are adopted and that's terrible, just work with me.

Wheatley:Some of my my best friends are actually orphans...

GLaDOS:Some of my my best friends are actually orphans...

Wheatley: I AM NOT A MORON! Just do the test, just do the test.

Wheatley: I'll bet you're both dying to know what your big surprise is. Only two more chambers!

GLaDOS: We're running out of time. I think I can break us out of here in the next chamber. Just play along.[Chell runs into an Aerial Faith Plate and is unexpectedly launched sideways onto another Plate and finally into a Excursion Funnel]

Wheatley: Surprise! We're doing it now!

GLaDOS: Okay, credit where it's due: for a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well laid trap.

Wheatley: You've probably figured it out by now, but I don't need you anymore. I found two little robots back here built specifically for testing!

GLaDOS: Oh no. He found the co-operative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped. It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You did kill me. Fair's fair.[A plate launches Chell onto a platform surrounded by spike plates]

GLaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills us.

Wheatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you![The chapter title fades in: "Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You". An achievement with the title "The Part Where He Kills You" is unlocked at the same time, with the description "This is that part".]

Me: At least you know you're a freak.

Best Friend: Really? I can't believe you're so stupid!

The Lazer Collection: BLAAAAAAARG!

ASDF Movie: I like trains.

GLaDOS: Speedy thing comes in, speedy things come out.

Friend: *maniac laugh*

Me: I would love to see you doing that pie... honestly, I love pie.

Me and Best Friend: WAFFLEZ!

Guy: So the loner is reading another book again, huh?

Me: So the idiot is asking redundant inquisitive question to prove that their brain is the weight of a yoctogram. But I know you're smart so I'll let you wait for the sun. *guy looks confused while I go away*

Me: Just wait. The Evil Ventilator will come.

Best Friend: DRINKS! ... AND SANDWICHES ARE WAITING FOR YOU IN MY LAIR!

Me: Crap. I knew from the start you sucked writing, but this is so weird even for you.

Sho Minamimoto: You're so zetta slow!

Best Friend: You're as insane as the Law of Gravitation can be.

Me: You will never meet the pancake standards. Ever.

Best Friend and Me: Human beings were blessed with the gift of being as smart as your life, Poroton!

Me: The bees can do what they want. Dogs too. You don't. Now go take a shower. You suck.

Best Friend: Aw... poor little Aaron, his offended of the crap he is.

Me: Get lost.

Me: I JUST CAN'T STAND THIS! WHY. DON'T. YOU. GET. IT?! IT ISN'T COMPLICATED!

Me and Best Friend: AAAARGH! NO ONE MEETS OUR STANDARDS! NO ONE! WE ARE THE ONLY ONES?!

Best Friend: *I feel bad so I have to go home* Good luck Aaron, I'll see you in your funeral!

Best Friend: My life was really calm until I was born.

Best Friend: I WILL THROW YOU TO THE PIT OF FINGERS!

Best Friend and Me: Mr. Inteligente, it's wrong.

Me: I am afraid to tell you something. You're beautiful, but you're so stupid that even a bully would understand that your I.Q. is under the minimum level. Plus, I would eat more, you whore.

Me: I don't hurt feelings. Feelings turn emo when I talk.

Guy: You're a douche.

Me: You're a cell. Only one cell.

Me: Bullies just exist to presume they're stronger than you, just because they hate other people being smarter than them. Honestly, they do think you're smarter, but that's a thing to discuss.

Me: You're so full of the others. You have to show your ego sometimes.

Orphan: But that's bad.

Me: It is indeed, but someone has to protect you (I have an eight years old 'friend' that is an orphan. I take care of him as a little brother)

Best Girl Friend: You know it's up to you to decide if you're a wave or a Bleach.

Me: That doesn't make sense.

Best Girl Friend: Are you sure you want to challenge me?

Me: ... (ALWAYS agree with women boys. Always. They are strong. They rule. We men exist for women. Women exist for men)

Best Girl Friend, Me and Best Friend: TADAAAAAA! You got everything right! Congratulations, you won air! Breathe it!

50 things you should know about me, Aaron.

1. I'm a lone wolf.

2. PMD says I'm a Riolu.

3. I'm French.

4. I don't have a girlfriend and sometimes, some part of my mind says: Idiot! You could have 7 relationships but you have none!

5. I have friends. (Well, I'm human so I'm supposed to)

6. I use Windows.

7. My cell phone is a Blackberry.

8. I hate Apple.

9. I love apples (Ironic, isn't it?)

10. My favourite number is 7.

11. I've been planning on moving to South America. But I have friends here and I would be so lost there.

12. I live in Paris, with my dear Eiffel Tower.

13. I am afraid of New York City. I hold a grudge against it.

14. I'm a jerk. (Or some people tell me that. Other tell me I rule)

15. I hate maths.

16. I... I am ashamed to say this but... I kind of don't like music. It's weird, but I don't like listening to music. Maybe while reading a story or watching a film, but listening to music alone...

17. I love the United Kingdom. But Ireland is amazing. For me, the most beautiful country in the world is Ireland.

18. I like girls.

19. I LOVE books. They're amazing. If they say 'go read a book' say no. Go buy one.

20. I used to like Yu-Gi-Oh! but...I got bored of it.

21. I like Pokémon. I prefer Pokémon Adventures than the games. But I HATE the Anime.

22. Actually, I hate Anime, but I like Manga.

23. I draw Manga.

24. I am too rude to be French, but hey, I am who I am. (OH MY GOD! Really?!)

25. I like orphans. They're nice people.

26. I love nature.

27. I HATE people who don't care about nature.

28. Nature first, humanity second.

29. I first wanted to be a video game designer, but I read Harry Potter and I was like, CRAP, what was I thinking?!

30. I have a canary, a dog and a hamster.

31. I am obsessed with romance. And I don't want to be in a relationship. It's weird.

32. Once I kept looking at a girl's butt... but then I slapped me and I came back to the world.

33. Even tough I never had a relationship, I once kissed my best girl friend because that day was so great...but it was horrible. It wouldn't work. It was like kissing my sister! And I am an only child!

34. I like tomboys. They seem good people.

35. I hate going to the gym. That doesn't mean I am fat.

36. I came into this site when I was looking for Sonic the Hedgehog fanfictions. I found one, and it sucked.

37. Words are cool. I like geese. My life is weird. Are you good?

38. I hate when people use the word cool referring to awesome things. It's just... annoying!

39. I don't like popular people. They are so full of themselves...just who do they think they are? And what's worst is that me and my other two friends are considered popular! ARGH! *violence*

40. When I was a child, I hated grass. It was the only case someone recovered of brain damage. (That's supposed to be a "joke")

41. My favourite game is Super Mario 64.

42. My second favourite game is Sonic the Hedgehog.

43. Then Ocarina of Time. Eat it fanboys!

44. I love being a teen. I don't want to grow up.

45. Sometimes I do personality quizzes because I'm bored.

46. Spelling is important to me.

47. My English classes are a pain. Everyone is so stupid! It isn't so difficult.

48. I love biology.

49. I don't like school. It's just...bad. I mean, I want to be a writer. Almost nothing learned in school will be useful. It all depends on your profession.

50. Fanfiction.net is the beginning of many writers. Maybe the guys that created the page don't see this but it's true. Fiction Press is for the ones who have already written something cool.

Forgot to say something. The only anime I like is the Bakugan series. Except Gundalian Invaders.

Another List, I LOVE MEMES

1. Lucario (Pokémon)

2. Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

3. Luigi (Super Mario)

4. Neku Sakuraba (The World Ends with You)

5. Blaze (Sonic the Hedgehog)

6. Mira (Bakugan Battle Brawlers)

7. GlaDOS (Portal)

8. Wheatley (Portal)

9. Lyra (Pokémon)

10. Hershel Layton (Professor Layton)

11. Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)

12. Meta Knight (Kirby)

1. Have you read a 6/11 fic? WTF?! No! That would be really weird.

2. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? Meta Knight got a male robot pregnant, that's sooo believable.

3. Can you read fics about 9/3? No!

4. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? NO!

5. 5/9 or 5/10? None of them. (This is too weird)

6. What would happen if 7 walked in on 1 and 12 making out? *laughes*

7. Make a summary for a 3/10 fic. Some mountains are scaled, Luigi and Hershel aren't mountains, but they're gentlemen. Bad fic, so don't read it!

8. Is there anything as 1/8 fluff? No.

9. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. Metal pain.

10. What might 10 scream out in a moment of passion? Nothing. He's a gentleman after all.

11. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? WARNING: MAY CAUSE YOU BRAIN DAMAGE AND YOU MAY BE DERANGED. THIS IS ULTRA WEIRD!

12. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? Last month.

13. 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. So, let me get this right. Lucario and Lyra are in love. But then Lyra falls in love with Neku. Lucario has a stand with Edgeyworth (OMG!) and has an unhappy affair with Meta Knight (ARGH!). Lucario follows Blaze's advice and finds true love with LUIGI?! OWWWWW! MY HEAD! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I HAVE JUST READ!

14. How would you feel if 7/8 were canon? LOL! THAT WOULD BE SOOOO FUNNY!

My fanfiction is being delayed until HomeWork stops killing me.

Now, take 25 franchises. Got them? Now, write what they had taught you.

Portal taught me I should never be a test subject. And if they offer me a super cool power, but they have to do experiments on me, I won’t do it.

Sonic the Hedgehog taught me that life is really unpredictable.

Super Mario taught me that if I ever save a girl, she has to be my girlfriend if I want to.

Metal Gear taught me that no matter how old you are, you always can do great things.

Call of Duty (yeah, Call of Duty) taught me that war is horrible.

Pokémon taught me that I should value animals as a family.

Team ICO’s games taught me that no matter what, having a companion is great.

The Legend of Zelda taught me that silent people have a great personality.

Kingdom Hearts taught me that everyone has a dark side.

Final Fantasy taught me that RPGS will never happen in your life.

God of War taught me that killing virtual people is not always fun.

FIFA taught me that doing sports is great.

The World Ends with You taught me that if you put all your effort into it, everybody can change. Of course, with a lot of effort and some traumatic scenes.

Earthbound taught me that if you are depressed, you should care about the people who had suffered bigger depressions. Meaning? If you are sad, other people are sadder than you.

Kirby taught me that you should see the brighter sight of things.

Half-Life taught me that…people can be EVIL.

Assassin’s Creed taught me that you shouldn’t stab.

Professor Layton taught me that I should be witty.

Ace Attorney taught me that I shouldn’t trust everybody.

999 taught me that I should be careful.

Harvest Moon taught me that everyone loves food.

Mortal Kombat taught me that violence is not the only way (The game is about violence you say? Well, violence is not the only way to solve problems, because if you do, you are going to end up like the Mortal Kombat guys).

Halo taught me that future may not be good.

Spore taught me that aliens may be funny.

The Sims taught me life is out of your hands, someone else says: No! Do that!

Gaming taught me many things, but one important thing is: Gaming taught me giving entertainment will be fun, for you and for the others.

Grand Theft Auto taught me that everything has its consequences.

ANOTHER MEME!

List your fave characters!

1.Lucario

2.Shadow the Hedgehog.

3.Matthew

4.Neku Sakuraba

5.Blaze the Cat

6.GLaDOS

7.Zelda

8.Sora

9.Shiki Misaki

10.Ciel

All of the characters are playing Poker. Who wins and why?

Me: I think GLaDOS wins. She’s a robot after all.

GLaDOS: Ha. I win.

Sora: Shoot! Now there isn’t any cake!

2 finds out that 8 has a secret mystery! What is that mystery?

Shadow: You’re acting like Roxas. Then, YOU MUST BE ROXAS!

Sora: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

You want to date one of the characters. Which one?

Me: Hm…I guess that would be Ciel. She’s cute. Shiki is horrible in her real form, Blaze is a cat and Zelda…I just don’t like her.

You’re off to the restaurant.9 and 3 are making out! OMG!

Me: Well, I don’t think that it’s that horrible. It’s okay.

Shiki and Matthew make out*

Me: Alright, maybe Karis and Neku wouldn’t want to see this…

You’re really sad. Who will cheer you up and how?

Me: *sniff* Why…why?!

Neku: Cry my friend. There is no need to hold it, or to be sad.

Shiki: Yeah, don’t worry about it Aaron. Life goes on.

5 is fighting against 7!

Me: OMG! Women, stop fighting!

Zelda: EAT MAH FIRE!

Blaze: EAT MINE TOO!

You’re going on a school trip with…

Me: Lucario! He knows about these things.

Lucario: Hehe, yes I do.

Everyone and you except 1 are addicted to Wii Sports!

Me: OMG GLADOS, I KNOW I WILL WIN!

GLaDOS: In your dreams, you unorthodox human!

Shadow: I’m the ultimate life form. I will beat you all!

Blaze: Yeah sure Shadowy Shadow! I’m the princess of everything!

Neku: That’s a lie! You--!

Sora: Shut up you stupid ripoff! I WILL BEAT EVERYONE!

Shiki: NO ONE CALLS NEKU A RIPOFF!

Zelda: YOU SHUT UP!

Matthew: LEAVE MY TEMPORARY GIRLFRIEND ALONE!

Everyone except Matthew and Shiki: 0-0.

Ciel: SCREW THAT! I’M THE SCIENTIFIC HERE!

Lucario: *sigh*

LOL! That was epic. Now, if 7 and 4 are having a weird conversation, what it would be about?

Neku: Nooo! Noooo!

Zelda: Yes. I couldn’t believe it either. It all happened when I was merely looking at the sky.

Neku: You have to be kidding!

Zelda: I’m not.

Far away.

Matthew: What are those guys talking about?

Me: NO IDEA.

If you wanted to laugh like heck, who would you choose?

Me: I don’t know. I would have chosen GLaDOS if she wasn’t that mean. I think I choose Sora.

Who do you want to punch the most?

Me: THIS IS FOR BEING A TRAITOR GLADOS!

All the universes from your characters are having a HUGE party! What would they be doing? Of course, you count.

Me: *chats with Ciel and Zero (Mega Man)*

Shadow: *chats with Team Dark*

Blaze: *chats with…Joshua!*

GLaDOS: *plays Wii Sports*

Lucario: *plays Kinect Adventures*

Shiki and Matthew: *make out*

Karis and Neku: *make out*

Sora: *chats with Beat and Rockman.

Zelda: *I DON’T KNOW! What princesses do.

Wow, what a party! Now, if they are in a cooking contest, who will win?

Me: I guess Zelda. She looks like a cook.

6 and 8 are trying to blow their heads off?

Sora: Oh no GLaDOS! I’ll blow your head off!

GLaDOS: …You really don’t seem to get that you DO NOT have a gun.

Sora: Screw that! I have a Keybl…crap.

7 and 10 are playing Yu-Gi-Oh!

Ciel: EAT MAH EXODIA!

Zelda: EAT MAH WINGED DRAGON OF RA!

You and ur sidekick (see above) decide they should get another partner.

Lucario: Hm…GLaDOS!

Me: Nah…How ‘bout Shiki?

Lucario: How about Mew?

Me: Mew isn’t here.

Lucario: Screw that!

You and 2 are going around the world (this is really long)!

Zelda: So, where did you go?

Me: There's Shad and me at the pyramids of Gizah.

Shadow: There is Aaron getting scared by the pyramids. There is me punching mummies.

Me: There is me and Shadow in Machu Pichu.

Shadow: That's when Machu Pichu collapsed and we were like: OMG! OMG! OMG!

Me: There's me and Shad at the Eiffel Tower.

Shadow: And that's Aaron wooing a girl. I never thought I was going to see that happening sometime.

Me: Screw you.

Shadow: There's me and Aaron at Strawberry Fields while he hum Strawberry Fields Forever.

Me: There's me and Shadow at the Colosseum.

Shadow: Then we went to Naples and we ate the greatest pizza of all pizza-time.

Me: But it wasn't good enough to the ultimate life form.

Shadow: Shut up.

Me: There's me and Shad at Soleanna (Sonic the Hedgehog).

Shadow: And that's Sonic.

Me: Then we Chaos Controled to the Forbidden Land.

Shadow: There we are with the Colossi. They were soooooooo big.

Me: That's Nimbasa City.

Shadow: There we are at the Ferris Wheel.

Me: Oh! And that's Shibuya!

Shadow: Yeah, people are so eccentric there. Oh, and then we visited Aperture Laboratories!

Me: Vale! And that's Termina!

Shadow: And there we are here! And we were relieved. Long trip.

Me: Ya, sure it was.

AND THAT’S IT! CONGRATULATIONS!

Reply to Portal's Cave Johnson.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. What the heck does that mean?! WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?! I HATE LEMONADE! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I MAKE LEMONADE?! A person isn't going to appear and tell you: Oh hey! I'm Life. Here, take some lemons. Now go make lemonade. THOSE THINGS, METAPHORS OR WHATEVER, ARE HONESTLY STUPID! THEY SUCK! IF YOU WANT A FUCKING LEMONADE, GO GET SOME LEMONS, SUGAR AND WATER AT WALL-MART! AND MAKE LEMONADE! LIFE WON'T GIVE IT TO YOU LAZY IDIOT! Hey, I got a better idea. If you want lemonade, MOVE YOUR SORRY ASS AND BUY LEMON TREE SEEDS! THEN PLANT THEM! TAKE CARE OF THE DAMN LEMON TREE AND WAIT FOR IT TO GROW! THEN WAIT FOR IT TO GROW THE DAMN LEMONS! TAKE THEM AND BUY SUGAR AND WATER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOUR USELESS LEMONADE! OR IF YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO DO EVEN THAT, GO DRINK SOME WATER FROM THE TOILET, OR THE NEAREST SOURCE OF WATER! OR MAYBE YOU BELIEVE IN THE METAPHOR AND YOU LIKE THEM! Hey, I got an idea. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. SAY TO LIFE THAT YOU DON'T WANT THOSE STUPID LEMONS! ASK THE IDIOT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN LEMONS! MONEY! HOUSES! LAUGHES! ENTERTAINMENT! WHATEVER THE HECK YOU WANT!

Thanks.

One day, I had a dream. The dream was about people. People living. I want to submerge into my dreams...I want to live in another world! CHANGE THIS WORLD! MAKE IT BE MORE EXCITING! WITH MY BOOKS! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GOING TO USE A METAPHOR FOR IT! I'M GOING TO WRITE IT DOWN! YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM AARON, THE WRITER THAT WILL AT LEAST TRY TO CHANGE THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WORLD INTO A NO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL WORLD! NO METAPHORS. NO NOTHING! BE LITERAL! A REBEL! YOU'RE YOU SO YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU! DON'T TRY TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE! YOU'RE YOURSELF SO YOU HAVE TO BEAR WITH IT! YOU HAVE TO BE SOMEONE! NOW STOP READING THIS BULLSHIT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'LL DO TO NOT BE A FUCKING LOSER!

I've been thinking. Since my profile is sooooooooooooooooooo long, I thought of making the biggest profile in Fanfiction.net. So yeah, I'm writing nonsense. Stupid things. Also, to the guy who is reading this,I'm not that active because: Homework is as deadly as my dog with a shotgun. And my priorities have changed, I'm more interested on drawing and writing things I'll try to publish. I mean, books. Well, I'll start with journal entries.

5/11/11 02:08 a.m.

Yawn*I'm tired. But I don't want to go to bed, so I'll write this. I got depressions lately. And I have been a douche. A pesimist one. With no reason. So, I've been revising my head lately, and I think I've found the problem.

People.

That may not be right, but...I hate how many people are too happy and cheerful and they're never realistic. So I asked myself, why is people like that?

The real question, why I'M like that? I don't know if I'll ever answer that, but hey, it's not that I know. While writing this, I thought of something else.

How different people are.

I always thought that profiles should be huge. Why? Because I love reading about people. It's not bad to write your feelings here.

Still, I went nowhere with that.

Something that hurts me is that I'm so...emo. But, still, I'm not. Maybe being realistic IS wrong. In my opinion is both wrong and right. I ask myself "Why am I so serious?"

Because I was born like that and changing, pretending to be someone else is not an option. Because it's wrong. That's something I'm sure. Then, I think about the human race itself. And I came to a conclusion.

We're all freaks. Except Jesus. And some other people. But the rest are freaks. Real freaks. But in someway, they aren't.

Don't say Hitler, Bush and Khadafi or Ghadafi, because I know they are freaks. Were in some case.

The way we think is pretty amazing.

Me doesn't know (THAT WAS INTENTIONAL)if you will understand me. But, try.