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 Author has written 4 stories for IT Crowd, Alice in Wonderland, and Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Hey there, I just want to inform you I'm insane! Mwahahaha! I would be an evil genius, but I'm too lazy. I also don't go outside. I'm very pale. Sometimes I literally lay face-down on the floor and do absolutely nothing. For hours. Weird, right? I support homosexuality, as well as relations between Asguardians and Jotuns. More specifically between brothers named Thor and Loki if you get my meaning. ;D I enjoy things like 90s rock music, movie and video game scores (specifically the Game of Thrones soundtrack), children's books and cartoons for some reason, Bruce Willis movies, sexy guitar-playing bean-poles, and young Canadian actors named Devon. And Vincent Martella. His music and face are amazing. Okay, notice to readers: I need motivation. If you want me to update something, you have to let me know. Or else I feel like I'm wasting my time and should be working on my original novel or something, so yeah. Encouragement attracts plot bunnies. If you want more ruk182 juicy goodness, I'm so sorry for not being juicy enough for you. :I |
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50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Heavy In Your Arms by Sakura Camui reviews
Pre-movie - Thor & Loki's relationship leads to something unexpected - a child. Loki wants to raise it; Thor knows it's impossible. What exactly will this lead to? M for later chapters. MPREG/Slash, don't like, don't read.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,953 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Over the Years by Darkshadow91 reviews
I suck at summaries. Basically, each chapter is an important event that happened over each year between Sarah and Jareth. Lots of fluff. Jareth/Sarah. Rated T for safety.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,137 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Brother by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
Why, brother? When every grasp, every kiss can slip away as easily as flowers upon the feet of a lamented ruler.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Logan, Sterling - Complete
Is that a Pistol in your Pocket? by NotSrsBsns reviews
No story. No plot. Who said saving the world had to be a serious venture? A series of one-shots that have nothing to do with each other. Collaborative fic.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bower Lake
Intrigue by gloriouscacophony reviews
Olaf and the Baudelaires meet again, with life-changing consequences for Olaf and Violet.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,059 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Count O., Violet B. - Complete
This River is Wild by Emma CS Me reviews
Puck's not going to say he wants his best friend, even when Hummel says it's the best explanation for sleeping with said best friend's girlfriend. Nor is he going to say it when everyone's mad he tried it again with the new girlfriend.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
That's amore by LittleMissItalian reviews
Summary: Scipio and Prosper are at Ida's at Christmas.... Scipio is hated by his father, and Prosper thinks he isn't a good brother...Warning:Cutting and abuse. Eventual Scipio/Prosper Probably a 5 chapter story. But could be longer.
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009
More Running by The Blue Heron reviews
This story takes place after the Doctor returns Donna to her family. Having received a message on his psychic paper, the Doctor heads to Earth, where he believes that he will find his "daughter," Jenny. But it's not quite that simple... ON HIATUS, sadly.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, 10th Doctor
The Wig by Everybody Lies1 reviews
When Micheal comes into the office with a new wig things get out of control.All of the members of the office exept Dwight start to get angry at Micheal for making fun of a super pop star, and devise a plan to get rid of it.My first story.Please rate.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Michael S.
No Need for a Reason by Yueaifeng reviews
Shun's a slave to his Master. When he stupidly ran into a mysterious stranger, why does he continuously think of him? MasqueradexShun Yaoi.One-shot
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Masquerade, Shun K. - Complete
Grace Land by SisiDraig reviews
Vince and Howard get accidently married in Vegas - One Shot!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Aftermath by rancoroftheheart reviews
Aftermath is a “what if” story…what if Anna wasn’t crazy…what if Alex wasn’t dead…and what if Rachel had really tried to kill them.
The Uninvited - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse, or Scare Snape by notwritten reviews
These pranks are played on Professor Severus Snape, by the students of the four houses, and teachers. This story is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 181 - Words: 51,434 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Everything That Mattered by blerghy reviews
There was always something there, some feeling that Edmund had always acknowledged. As the feeling escalates, he and Caspian find themselves swept into something that neither of them had ever dared to dream of before. CaspianEdmund.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,806 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
The Green Door by SisiDraig reviews
Mighty Boosh/ IT crowd cross over. Set after 'The Red door'. Jen can't resist but open the green door, with the help of the Goth, Richmond. Though when they go through the door they do not expect to come out in Vince and Howard's sitting room!...xx
Crossover - Mighty Boosh & IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,916 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
The Flames of Love by SisiDraig reviews
Yet another Howince story written by a Boosh fan with an idea and a laptop
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
The Real Rugrats by Freebird87 reviews
The Rugrats they didn't want you to see. Rated M for obvious reasons.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Real Stars Dying by Dollfayce reviews
Violet and Olaf, talking on the boat, before it all goes down. So to speak. VioletxOlaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 2004 by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
After a spree of mysterious assassinations, the British and American Governments organize a new League for the new era. (Complete)
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,790 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
Floop Says GoodBye by Lauren Wagner reviews
Floop takes the Dive
Spy Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2003
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A Summer to Remember reviews
Over the summer, Greg bonds with Rodrick's new girlfriend, and would do anything for her. But there are things about her he doesn't know. Rodrick/OC I'm updating now? :D
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010
IT Wars reviews
What happens when the IT guys we know and love meet the IT guys from the company across the street? It's time for full out war! Umm, haitus? IDK, I'm sorry...
IT Crowd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010
Only A Dream reviews
Something strange has been happening: whenever Alice sleeps, she returns to Wonderland. She thinks it's only a dream, but the Mad Hatter can see her there. As things seem to more and more unusual, they're in danger of being stuck in the wrong world. On a very long haitus, apparently. Sorry.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Alice
The Golf Incident reviews
What was the golf incident? This is it! Roy and Moss flashback!
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete