A collection of oneshots on Harley and Joker's sexual relationship (From Batman adventures) (20 in total) CAUTION: If there are any sensitive readers then please DO NOT READ (Discontinued. No more future chapters. Sorry for shitty grammer etc its an old work)

30 Days. 30 Smutty Joshler one shots. Each day a different type of smut. Will contain graphic sexual content, read at your own discretion. But do enjoy!

Phill's been acting weird lately and Dan has no idea why; but he's worried about his best friend. However, when he enters Phill's room at night and he's having a nightmare, he learns something that deep inside he knew all along. One shot, Phan.

5 Months after the Battle at Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione decide to take things to the next level.

Bella finally realizes that her feelings for Jacob are deeper than she thought. She thinks she is in love with Edward, but can't deny the attraction she has to Jacob. In the process, Jacob becomes a man. There are consequences as they lose their virginity and fall in love.

This is my interpretation of what happens the night after the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione has a nightmare, what happens next is pure romantic fluff! Short but VERY sweet!

In which Dan and Phil have to right to complain about their downstairs neighbour. PWP, dom!Phil, rough sex, blowjobs, choking, riding, slight daddy kink

George likes Hermione. He cant tell his brother or anyone in his family out of fear. will he tell Hermione? Will she like him back? Most important, will their relationship cause discord in the Weasley family and more importantly, between Fred and George? COMPLETE! :D

Phil is always sure about himself and his thoughts, but when feelings for Dan arise, what on earth will he do? And when Dan needs his help more then ever, will Phil be there for him? Or will it just always be a dream? RATED M SEX, SELF HARM AND SWEARING.

It's Ron's 20th birthday and Hermione wants him to have the best birthday ever.

Dan is upset and he won't tell Phil why. This secret is slowly killing Dan and he can't take it much longer. What will Phil do to get it out of Dan? Will Dan tell him? Phil Lester, Dan Howell, amazingphil, danisnotonfire, Phan. Rated M for swearing/smut. Sorry for spelling errors. I tend to type really fast and that causes me to make mistakes. Sorry about that.

When Dan comes back home from a party, things get a little bit heated with Phil. (Rated M for fabulous, fabulous smut [ since when is smut fabulous? ] )

Remember that scene between Ron and Hermione at the piano in the movie, DH1? What if Harry wasn't there? Would those sidelong glances have moved on to something more? COMPLETE!

Tempers are raised and confessions are made. With their newly reconciled friendship hanging in the balance, Ron and Hermione have finally admitted their true feelings. How far can a first kiss go? Centered around HBP. COMPLETE!

It's been awhile for Ron and Hermione, and they make up for lost time. LEMON.

Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel has an interesting encounter with her patient, the Joker, after he escapes and hides out at her apartment for the night. She's not sure whether to fear for her life or sanity. Typos fixed! YAH

All dialog, just a few session between Joker and Harley me and my b/f did. Not too good, i did it for another story i was working on but ended up trashing it and thought it might be fun. So here it is. If you always wondered what they talked about now you