In this group of awkward friends, there is Turtle and me. And that's all.

Yup, we're actually not one, but two. Two writers to make your day (or kill it, depending on- .. Never mind).

Well, the reason I'm the one writing this is because it's going to be like an essay for Turtle. But I'm forcing her to actually put some effort into our profile. And here it is:

Hi. I'm Turtle. And obviously, I like turtles.

So, anyway, Turtle and I write a lot. Yeah. But we never share our writings with other peoples. Sss. And we've decided to. Mhmm. That's about it.

We don't really have an awesome, touching reason for our love for writing, sorry. Don't mind my monotone-ness, either.

UPDATE 10/8/13: Meh.

Who said we were gonna be consistent?

There're a bunch of genres that we (or are going to) write about, some of them include:

romance, humor, adventure, friendship, drama, basically all the genres and well, there is going to be a lot of magic. Maybe.

We're also going to write about a lot of Pokemon shippings, most are yaoi/gay/shounen-ai/whatever you guys call it these days.

Oh yeah, I'm Ducky. That's right, woof.

My (Turtles) text will always be written in bold, so it'll be easy to tell who's who; We'll also sign our names at the bottom in case for some odd reason, people don't know who the hell we are.

I'm not sure 'bout Ducky, but I am probably the laziest writer there is 'round here, and will most likely take a very long time to update anything I give out to you guys. (It'll truly be a miracle if I update once a day; there should be some sort of record keeper--)

Since the goddamn educational system requires the both of us to be in school until the 14th of June, don't expect anything 'till then.

Or possibly longer. (But seriously, we should at least have something up by then.)

So overall,

I like turtles.

-Turtle(s)

Woah, Turtle actually put more effort in-

Stories so far:

Stress Relief: Written by Turtles Okay maybe this exists

Three's a Crowd: Written by Ducky [ON-GOING]

Snowy Days: Written by Turtles [COMPLETE]

Uneventfully Eventful: Written by Ducky [ON-GOING]

Welcoming Unlocked Doors: Written by Ducky [COMPLETE]

Why Hello There, Irony: Written by Ducky [COMPLETE]