This is simply an introduction to who I am and what I am doing on this site, so I'll try to keep it short. I guess I would be considered a newbie to this website(at least as a writer anyways)and also to veteran writers and reviewers , however, I at least possess enough of a vocabulary and understanding of linguistic theory to scrape by with at the most a "meh" when people critique my abysmal, infantile, and all-around mediocre form of writing. So please, treat me with respect and be as harsh as possible with my work so that I can grow as a writer, as well as a decent conversationalist. I'm looking forward to "working" with all of you, ;P cheers!