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HELLO peoplezzzzz

deE name is Ashleyy im from NEW YORK!! ALL DAY...PURE DOMINICAN

IM CURRENTLY ATTENDING BAYSIDE HIGH SCHOOL. I'm in the music program for singing; I have the best voice ever cross dat out...ooh look it did!!.I'm very funny and a complete dork which I love about myself because I'm very bubbly hyper a lot of the times maybe 1 or 3 times a week. I'm usually moody idk y?? I'm very out going and a sweetheart...(lie). I'm not the sweetest person ever but I do have my moments!!...IM CRAZY LOUD UNIQUE. IM VERY OUTSPOKEN SO DAT MAY BOTHER YOU BUT IDC... FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE IN A CAVE IDC STANDS FOR I DONT CARE. I HAVE LONG BROWN HAIR WITH THE BROWN EYES TO GO WITH IT, BUT MY EYES ARE CAT SHAPED WHICH I WUBB!! MY AGE U WILL NEVA NOE SO DONT ASK OK...WELL MAYBE I WILL TELL YOU WHO NOES??

LETS JUST SAY I HAVE A REALLY BAD TEMPER THE SMALLEST THINGS CAN TICK ME OFF! ASK MY BESTFRIENDS WHO NOE ME REALLY WELL. I DONT TAKE S.H.I.T FROM ANYONE. I HAVE LITTLE PATIENCE FOR IMMATURE PPL. MY PET PEEVES ARE PPL WHO R REALLY SARCASTIC, SWEAR DEY R deE S.H.I.T, TOUGH!. MY FAVORITE WEBSITE IS ITS FLIPPING HILARIOUS

I HAVE THE THREE BEST FRIENDS U WILL EVER KNOW.

STACY JASMINE ELIZABETH WELL ACTUALLY 2 BEST FRIENDS

JASMINE- WHERE DO I START WITH THIS GIRL...SHE IS A CRAZY GIRL WE DO THE MOST CARZIEST THING U WILL EVER NOE.SOMETIMES WE FIGHT BUT WE GET OVER IT. YOU CAN TRUST DIS GRIL WIF EVERYTHING JUST DONT GET ON HER BAD SIDE SHE WILL EAT U ALIVE !!LOLZ JP DAT WUD BE ME WHO WILL EAT U ALIVE...ANYWAYS BACK 2 JAZZY SHE IS AWESOME WORDS CANT DESCRIBE THIS GIRL SHE IS ONE OF A KIND I LOVE HER 2 DEATH...I WUBB U TOM!!

STACY-WOW DIS ONE IS ALOT TO HANDLE SHE IS VERY SASSY I LOVE HER BECAUSE OF THE DAT. SHE'S VERY UNIQUE NO ONE I MEAN NO ONE CUD REPLACE HER. SHE DOES THE BEST EDWARD/ROB IMPRESSION ITS HILARIOUS. SHE IS VERY SWEET LOVING SHE MAKES ME LAUGH. DIS GIRL CUD MAKE U CRY WIF HER WORDS SO DONT GET HER MAD. I LOVE HER 2 DEATH...I WUBB U CHUCK!!

THEN DERS ELY MY SO CALLED BEST FRIEND BUT SHE LEFT US SO U CUD CROSS HER FACE OUT OF THE PICTURE...LOLZ I GUESS I CAN REPLACE HER WIF MY CUZIN SHARLEEN.

SHARLEEN-IS MY TWILIGHT BUDDY FROM THE FAMILY.. DONT PUT US TOGETHER WIF SODA BC WE WILL NEVER SHUT UP OR STOP LAUGHING. WE ARE PARTNERS IN CRIME...BEWARE...GRRRRRR WE ARE VERY LOUD IN PUBLIC WE SING PPL LOOK AT US LIKE IF WE NEED MENTAL HELP...ROFLLMFFAO(ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY F.U.C.K.I.N.G FAT A.S.S OF) !!ILY SHARLEEN...

I WUD KILL FOR THESE GIRLS MY TRUE FRIENDS( EXCLUDING ELY)

ANYWAYZ IM A HUGE TWILIGHT FAN. IVE READ THE BOOKS MORE THEN I CAN COUNT ON MY FINGERS LOLZ

I DONT REALLY NOE IF IM TEAM JACOB OR EDWARD IM MUTAL OR SHUD I SAY IM "SWITZERLAND"AND A PISCES...LOLZ...FOR ALL THOSE SO CALLED TWILIGHT FANS U SHUD NOE WAT DAT MEANS...LOLZ...BUT WHEN U REALLY LOOK AT IT EDWARD IS TOO NOBLE BELLA IS TO EMOTIONAL JACOB SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY REALISTIC PERSON DAT U CAN ACTUALLY RELATE 2 EXCEPT BEING THE WEREWOLF SCENARIO...HOW JACOBS CHARACTER/PERSONALITIY ACTS IS THE WAY A NORMAL PERSON WUD ACTUALLY ACT...(NOT DISSING TWILIGHT JUST SAYING)

SORRY IF I COME OFF AS A B.I.T.C.H...PPL GET DAT ALOT FROM ME BUTT ITZ OK IDC!!

~~~~~~~~~CHECK MY FAVE STORIES AND AUTHORS~~~~~~~~~~~~

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

SHOUT OUT TOOOOOO!!

EVIANNA AKA NANA MY CUZIN ND MY BESTFRIEND

DARCY AKA FERRET 2.0 & MUSHROOM 2.0 & WIGGY 2.0 MY MULLET BUDDY

STACY N. MY TAYTAY BUDDY

WENDY MY BILLY 2.0 BUDDY

LAST BUT NOT LEAST NELSON JR. MY ROBOT CHICKEN BUDDY THE ONLY PERSON IN DIS WORLD DAT ACTUALLY MAKES ME FEEL NORMAL...LMFAO!!

TO MY BUDDIES

HELLO I LOVE YOU

BUDDIES BESTIES FOR LIFE. WE ARE GOING TO WATCH "NEW MOON" TOGETHER NO MATTER WAT.

HAHAHAHAHAHA AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. I LOVE U GUYzZ. TWILIGHT PARAMORE POWER. I LOVE BEARS, GARDEN BURGER,

ROB/SPUNK RANSOM DANGLING NUTZ... LOLZ

MIXING THE SONGS TOGETHER

"HELLO HELLO HELLO" "HALLELUJAH" I "ADORE" WHEN STACY RUNS IN A "CIRCLE" WHEN SHE ACTS LIKE ALICE. " HERE WE GO AGAIN" WITH JASMINE AND I ALWAYS FALLING LIKE BELLA . OH DID I TELL YOU HOW "MY HEART" WELL NOT ONLY MY HEART BUT STACY AND JAZZYS HEARTS HURT WHEN ELY LEAVES US...GRRR. "WHOA" DID I TELL YOU HOW WE HAVE A "CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH"ON THE TWILIGHT HOTTIES, BUT IT WILL BE A "MIRACLE" TO MEET ROB/SPUNK RANSOM !!THERE WAS AN "EMERGENCY" WHEN ELY HAD A "MISERY BUSINESS" IN HER LOVE LIFE. IT WAS PAINFUL TO WATCH UNTIL "SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY". WHAT THE BUDDIES DONT KNOW IS THAT "LOVES NOT A COMPETITION BUT IM WINNING" ROBERT PATTINSON. HAHA.ITS A "CONSPIRACY" THAT SHINES "BRIGHTER" THEN "FRANKLIN". WHENIM JACOB AND EDWARD AND MY BUDDIES ARE BELLA IM LIKE "REWIND" BECAUSE ILL "NEVER LET THIS GO" WHEN DID YOU FALL FOR ALEECH AND A DOG. WHEN EDWARD LEAVES BELLA IM LIKE "THATS WHATS YOU GET" CUZ HES ALL MINE!! "WE ARE BROKEN" WHEN WE ARE LOCKED IN THE "FENCES" OF THE SCHOOL I HATE WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO "DECOY" US AND ALSO TRY TO "DECODE" OUR THOUGHTS LIKE IF WE'RE IN TWILIGHT. "OH STAR" "I CAUGHT MYSELF" DOING THE ROB ALOT ITS SO FUNNY. THERES THIS BIG "REDEMPTION" "WHEN IT RAINS" WE JUST WANT TO "LET THE FLAMES BEGIN" MY BUDDIES ARE "MY HERO" CUZ I LOVE THEM TILL DEATH DO US APART. WHEN WE ARE "ASLEEP ALL DAY" WE WERE LIKE SO "BORN FOR THIS". IM ALWAYS "STUCK ON YOU" ROB AND THE BUDDIES I KNOW WE ALL FEELTHE "PRESSURE" WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU TO DO THINGS. "FOR A PESSIMIST IM PRETTY OPTIMISTIC". " ALLWE KNOW" IS THAT WE WILL BE BUDDIES FOREVER AND LOVE EACH OTHER " UNTIL TOMORRROW"

-xXcRaZyChIcKx3

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I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors, but there is noooo way paper can beat rock! Is paper supposed to magically wrap it's self around the rock and leave it immobile? If so why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't there pieces of paper constantly suffocating people as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anything! a rock would tear that crap in seconds. When i play rock/paper/scissors i always pick rock. Then when some claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face and say "Oh sorry i thought paper would protect you asshole!!"

SIGNS YOU LIVE IN 2009:

1. You are on your computer everyday

2. You are more inside, than out.

4. You are on this site often.

5. As you read this, you keep nodding and smiling.

6. You were too busy, reading, nodding, and of course smiling, that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three.

7. You looked back to see if there was a number three.

8. You feel a bit stupid.

9. You think this is funny.

10. You want to copy this in your profile, right now - feel free.

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

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FAVORITE LINES FROM STORIES!!

He’s a gynecologist for shit’s sake,” I scoff with a wave of my hand.

“Whaaaat?” Rose exclaims. “Damn, this just gets better and better. Can you imagine what this guy must know about vaginas? He’d have you seeing Jesus in like 12 seconds,” she remarks with a long, slow whistle.

“A vagina guru,” Alice says wistfully, resting her chin in her palm.

“A vagitarian, too, I bet,” Rose adds.

“Total vaginator,” Alice pipes up.

- THE NAKED GUY UPSTAIRS BY AngryBadgerGirl (WARNING RATED M..LOTS OF LEMONS)

“Get a good look at this a.s.s James, because the only one getting any of it is Edward. By the way, our contract is now null and void. Good day.” She grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the doors leaving James staring open mouthed behind us. I grinned as we stepped outside to meet the media. James Cavanaugh may have balls, but Bella’s were bigger.

James Cavanaugh. His reputation as a hardcore womanizer was well known. He had seen more A.S.S than a toilet seat at a Hollywood party.

- RESCUE ME BY venomousgal ( WARNING RATED M..LOTS OF LEMONS)

“He is crowning, just one more push Bella, you’re doing amazing.” The doctor said. I peeked over excitedly to see my boy’s head.

Wrong move Cullen.

My expression probably looked horrifying and it freaked her out. “What’s wrong? Is he abnormal? Oh my god.” Bella started crying and I shushed her.

“No Bella, he is beautiful and I can’t wait for him.” I told her. It wasn’t a lie, I’m sure he was beautiful once he was cleaned. I wish Hollywood didn’t show us the pretty version because that was a huge shock for me. At least if they showed bloody newborn babies, I wouldn’t be so freaked out by my son’s head.

“Almost there Bella!” Doctor Carmen said.

“COME ON BELLA!” I helped her push.

“OH MY FUCKING GOD!! YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!” Bella yelled at me and I was seriously scared of her.

“No baby, you know it takes two to tango.” I told her honestly.

Again wrong move Cullen.

The glare I received from her would put my mom to shame. I cupped my boys AKA the baby maker from her. She wouldn’t do that, would she? I mean she loves it.

“SHUT UP.” She gritted through her teeth.

“Kay.” I squeaked.

-I MARRIED MY EX BOSS BY tinklove (WARNING RATED M..LOTS OF LEMONS)

I am a feminist and I stand by my rights as a lady. (Notice how I said lady instead of woman, because I am not something a man can woo!) I am an independent person who can do her own stuff and I do not need a man to “make me feel good”.

TOGETHER FOR ETERNITYLITERALLY BY lovsummergirl94

“Nothing sweety, we’re just going to have a visitor soon. His name is Uncle Jasper and he’s Alice’s boyfriend.”

“Ew! Auntie Alice likes boys?” Alice and I laughed as Edward had the most adorable pout on his face.

“Hey, I’m a boy.”

“Daddy, you’re a boy?!” The shock on her face was utterly amusing.

“Yes, do you really think boys are gross?” He was just asking for it.

“No! If you’re a boy then, daddy, I love all boys!!” Horror spread across Edward’s face so fast Alice and I were practically rolling on the floor laughing! He asked for it.

“Um, no you don’t princess! Remember, boys are icky and gross.” The horror in his voice was so funny! Alice and I were going to explode before this ended.

“But you said you’re a boy daddy! Were you lying?” The stern tone her voice took was so cute; he was in a pickle now.

-IF I WERE A BOY BY lovsummergirl94

“Are you ok?” I asked chuckling. I couldn;t stop laughing at him today. It might have something to do with those rainbow drops I had for breakfast.

“No. I’m scarred for life!” He said, speaking into his hands. I had to laugh at him again. He looked seriously distressed.

“Hey! If you had witnessed what I had done you wouldn’t be laughing!” He brought his head out of his hands to glare at me playfully.

“Oh I’m so sorry. Pray do tell.” I said in a posh English voice but he noticed the burning curiosity behind possibilities are endless and it must be something bad seeing as he grew up with Emmett.

Jazz made a face of disgust again. “Three words. Em, naked, soulja boi. Or maybe thats four. So not the point.”

I didn’t even hear the last part of his sentence as I bursted into hysterical laughter. I can only imagine. Eww.

“It isn’t funny! It is downright disturbing.” He shuddered. “I’m never going to get that image out of my head.” He groaned replacing his head in his hands.

“Let me get this straight.” I said through my giggles. “Emmett was dancing the soulja boi dance naked?” He nodded in confirmation. “You mean the whole dance? With the jumping around and everything?” I burst into more giggles once again.

“Yes and it wasn’t even good. I got out of there as soon as I could. For all I know he is still there doing it now.”

-PERFECT PREJUDICE BY Daniding92

I wasnt a bad person, i was just not the innocent person i was before. I was finding myself, and i liked what i found. I had lived my whole life not appreciating the small things in life; like this...Edwards warm hand around mine. Two years ago i would never have thought Edward would be my love interest. Life proves people can change, and love can come

-THE BET BY XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX

Emmettina!? Holy shit...he’s not even kidding! I’m sorry, but under no circumstances am I naming my daughter Emmettina. That is way past the line of child abuse. I glanced over at Bella, who was looking a little nervous. It was times like this where I could read Bella like a book, and right now she was saying ‘Emmettina!? Please, I would rather chew off my arm and beat myself to death with it than call my child that!’ But of course, Bella being Bella took the more polite approach, whereas I would probably have said ‘Hell No’ in about 8 different languages.

-MY BEST FRIENDS KID BY 5t4c3y

"Push again!" I heard that damn doctor say loudly.

"Get it out!" The mother screamed.

I turned to look at the expressions on everyones faces. Alice was covering her mouth in shock. Rosalie had her eyes closed. Emmett was clutching his knees to his chest, rocking back and forth mumbling 'Grandma...Grandma...Grandma...' over and over again, and Jasper...Well let's just say that Alice's new handbag is now destroyed if you know what I mean. I don't think it came with puke. Turning I looked at Edward, who looked as if he was about to faint. He was pale white. Paler than usual. His eyes wide and his mouth in a 'oh' shape. I was actually pretty sure that he had stopped breathing.

"Oh my gosh!" I said in a panic "That's going to be me! Ugh, what if something goes wrong!? What if I give birth to a toddler. Edward, you're going straight to hell do you know that!"

-MY BEST FRIENDS KID BY 5t4c3y

"Dad." She yelled through the door "I'm going to catch a ride with Edward. You go on without me, and I'll meet you at the cabin. You could take both our bags. They're sitting on the couch."

"Edward?" He questioned, sounding a little confused "Wasn't it just last night that you screamed that you were so mad at him that you could happily shove a plunger up his ass...side ways?"

Ouch. He only said it and it still hurt. I watched as my girlfriend gave me a nervous smile.

-MY BEST FRIENDS KID BY 5t4c3y

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