This is a little short I wrote because I was bored. It was too short to make a one-shot.

Sirius Black is almost too cool

He beats everyone in the world

Sirius Black is smartest in school

And he deserves a mural

He’s better than James Potter

He beats Remus Lupin, too

He’s hotter than fire spell

More feisty than a snapping turtle

The other guys are jealous

That he can do more hurdles

So when you see him on the streets, or hanging by the pool

You’ll see females surrounding him

Because Sirius Black is almost too cool

Sirius handed his prized muggle studies homework to his best friend to examine.

“Like it?” He asks. “I used a lot of muggle words. Like mural. And pool. Did you know a pool is big, big, BIG bowl of water that people swim in? And it’s filled with this stuff…Um Cortine, I think.

James smiles. It’s one of those Cheshire smiles. “This is great, mate. All I need is too show this to Evans. No WAY will she think I’m conceited after this!”

James walked off with Sirius’s paper.

He stood there dumbfounded.

“Hey!” James didn’t wander back. “Wait, that’s worth an E at least, right?”

“Sure. And it’s Chlorine.”

“Oh. Thanks.”

And he went to get some ice cream, without another thought.

Because Sirius Black is just cool like that.

Hey! That rhymes!