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If Twilight Was a Bit More Honest by
North American Scum reviews
This is a slight reworking of the first book of the "Twilight Saga" without all the purple prose, sickening Edward worship, and general bullcrap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Daydreams by
music is my weakness reviews
Bella, we need to go see Carlisle. You're still sick.""The treatment is working, Edward," I insisted firmly though tears were blinding me. "It has to be working. We've got no other options. If it doesn't work, I am going to die. It has to work." ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 80,632 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by
Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth