After Hermione is captured and taken to Malfoy Manor, she escapes with an imprisoned Draco despite their differences. They must work together to end the war, return to Hogwarts as eighth year students, unite the four Houses and become Professors - all while slowly falling in love in the process. DMHG.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

[abandoned] Hermione gaped at him. "Are you trippin?" she asked incredulously. "No, I'm falling," he replied. "What?" Draco smirked at her confusion. "Falling for you, of course." Take an accident prone Hermione and Draco, and what happens? Dramione, because gravity wants them together, too!

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.

Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

She wouldn't let herself love anyone, even if they were clearly meant to be. Hermione finally finds someone to play checkers with. DMHG oneshot.

AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

COMPLETE:: A loud crying interrupts the Potions Master in his seventh years' Potions class...