Age : you dont need to know

birthday:January 7th

Favourite books : Twlilght series :D,Percy jackson series, Darren shan series,Gone,Maze runner , house of night series etc.

favourite colors:Purple,Blue,green

Province you live in :Ontairo Canada! Im proud to be canadian aye!

I am very creative and look at things twice and from pepoles views i like to write and i am very Friendly(but have a short temper) and also Eco-friendly. and i am scared if 2012 because pepole say the worlds gonna end :(

Dear all my limted fans

I am sorry to say that i will not working on my storys...Ive grown out of my old storys and my writing in my point of view has inproved greatly and i look back on my stories and wonder how i can finish them. That not the only thing! I'm moving too and barley have time to write stories also im getting into the habit of writing my own stories from scratch,Also with my story i don't "Feel" it anymore,I dont want to finish it. I'm getting no reviews either!! it makes me feel like a bad writter and it defleats my ego!. I'll probaly add my new stories to fanfiction, Probaly i dont know... Daddys-little-twlilght-lover

Screeching tires, shattering glass,
twisting metal, fiberglass.
The scene is set it all goes black,
The curtain raised the final act.
Sirens raging in the night,
sounds of horror, gasps of fright.
Intense pain, the smell of blood
tearing eyes begin to flood.
They pull out our bodies one by one,
What is going on, we were only having fun!
One of my friends is missing, what did I do?
Her scattered belongings everywhere,
in the road there lies her shoe.
A man is leaning over me and looking in my eyes,
"What were you thinking, young girl?
"Did you really think that you could drive?"
He pulled up the sheet still looking in my eyes,
"If you'd only called your Mom or Dad, you'd still be alive!"
I started to scream, I started to yell;
But no one could hear me, no one could tell.
They put me in an ambulance; they took me away.
The doctor at the hospital exclaimed, "DOA!"
My father's in shock, my mother in tears,
she collapses in grief, overcome by the fear.
They take me to this house and place me in this box.
I keep asking what is happening,
But I cant make it stop.
Everyone is crying, my family is so sad.
I wish someone would answer me,
I'm starting to get mad.
My mother leans over me and kisses me good-bye,
My father pulling her away, she is screaming, "WHY"?
They lower my body into a dirt grave,
It feels so very cold, I yell to be saved.
Then I see an angel; I begin to cry.
Can you tell me what is happening?
she replies "YOU DIED."
I can't be dead; I'm still so young!
I want to do so many things - like sing, and dance, and run.
What about college or graduation day?
what about a wedding? Please - I want to stay.
The angel looked upon me, and with a saddened voice,
"It didn't have to end like this; you knew you had a choice."
"I'm sorry it's too late now; time I can't turn back."
"Your life is finished; that, my daughter , is a fact!"
Why did this happen? I didn't want to die!
The angel, she embraced me and with her words she sighed,
"daughter , this is the consequence you paid to drink and drive.
I wish you made a better choice, If you did you would be alive.
It doesn't matter if you beg me, or plead on bended knee, There is
nothing I can do, you have to come with me."
Looking down at my family, I said my last good-bye.
"I'm sorry I disappointed you, Dad.
Mommy, please don't cry,
I didn't mean to hurt you, or cause you any pain.
I'm sorry all you're left with is a grave that bears my name.
I'm sorry all your dreams for me have all been ripped away;
the plans for my future all gathered in a grave.
It was such a stupid thing I did, I wish I could take it back;
But the curtain is being lowered.
SO ENDS THE FINAL ACT...

MOM

I went to this party mom
I remembered what you said
You told me not to drink mom
So I drank soda instead.

I felt real proud inside mom
The way you said I would
Even though all my friends mom
Told me that I should.

I know I did the right thing mom
I know your always right
The party's finally ending mom
As everyone drove out of sight.

As I got inside my car mom
I knew I'd get home in one piece
'Cause the way you made me feel mom
So responsible so sweet.

I started to drive away mom
As I pulled into the road
The other guy didn't see me mom
And hit me like a load.

I lay there on the pavement mom
I hear the policeman say
The other guy was drunk mom
Now I'm the one to pay.

I'm lying here dying mom
I wish you'd get here soon
How come this happened to me mom
My life bursted like a balloon.

There's blood all around me mom
Most of it is mine
I hear the paramedics say mom
I'll die in a short time.

He didn't know where he was going mom
He was probably at the same party as I
There's one big difference though mom
He's going to live while I die.

Why do people drink mom
It can ruin your whole life
I'm feeling sharp pains mom
Just like a burning knife.

The man who hit me mom
Is walking, it's no fair
I'm lying here dying mom
While all he does is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry mom
Tell dad to be brave
For when I'm in heaven mom
Write my name upon my grave.

Someone should have told him mom
Not to drink and drive
If they'd often take the time mom
I'd still be alive.

My breath is growing short mom
I'm becoming very scared
Please don't cry for me mom
'Cause when I needed you, you were there.

I have one last question mom
Before I say good-bye
I didn't even drink mom
So why am I the one to die.

This is the end mom
I wish I could look you in the eye
To say these final words mom
I LOVE YOU & GOOD-BYE.

too all the canadian soldiers

The day I shipped out,

They numbered a dozen.

Upon my return,

Were a hundred or so.

From the coast and from the prairies,

I bet they keep coming.

add one more name from Ontario.

Chorus:

Carry me home down The Highway of Heroes.

People above with their flags flying low.

Carry me softly, down The Highway of Heroes.

True Patriot Love,

There was never more.

I served with distinction,

No visions of glory.

I served without question,

Or personal gain.

Seek no justification,

It's not part of my story.

And it ofers no comfort to the ones who remain.

Chorus:

Carry me home down The Highway of Heroes.

People above with their flags flying low.

Carry me softly, down The Highway of Heroes.
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com

True Patriot Love,

There was never more.

I took up my vocation,

I was called by my nation.

Without hesitation,

My answer I gave.

Now I am not wondering,

Bout the things that I might have been.

There's no consolation,

To the forgotten brave.

Chorus:

Carry me home down The Highway of Heroes.

People above with their flags flying low.

Carry me softly, down The Highway of Heroes.

True Patriot Love,

There was never more.

Chorus:

Carry me home down The Highway of Heroes.

People I love with their heads down low.

Carry me softly, down The Highway of Heroes.

True Patriot Love,

There was never more x 6

Highway of heroes

By the trews

i love these thingys!!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Jacob Black should die...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one copy and paste this into your profile

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AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you go around fanfiction looking for they really funny twlilght storys copy and paste this onto your profile

The favorite quotes and sayings

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I ran with scissors, and lived!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

Somebody needs a Happy Meal!!

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

You know its the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Best friends /friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Something everyone should remember:

Emmett is the Strongest,
Edward is the fastest,
But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make you feel jealous.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two million people in the world cannot read at all

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was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast

Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down

Girl: I love you!

Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.

Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)

Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.

Girl: (puts helmet on her head)

Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet. In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

TEAM ALICE and Edward.And Carlisle ... oh what the hell TEAM CULLEN

'AND SO THE LION FELL IN LOVE WITH THE LAMB'

If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile

TEAM CULLEN - NOT JACOB !! HE DOESN'T SPARKLE !!

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901

The cuteness of it all

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Percy Jackson stuff

Favorite passages

Page 63 Book 1

She was probably my age, maybe a couple of inches taller, and a whole lot more athletic looking. wither her deep tan and her curl blond hair, she was almost exactly what I thought a stereotypical California girl would look like, except her eyes ruined the image. They were startling gray, like storm clouds; pretty, but intimidating, too, as if she were analyzing the best way to take me down in a fight.
She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you're so awesome! or something like that.
Instead she said, "You drool when you sleep."

Page 198 Book 2

She started to sob-I mean horrible, heartbroken sobbing. she put her head on my shoulder and i held her.
Fish gathered to look at us-a school of barracudas, some curious marlins.
Scram! I told them.
They swam off, but I could tell they went reluctantly. I swear I understood their intentions. They were about to start rumors flying around the sea about the son of Poseidon and some girl at the bottom of siren Bay.
"I'll get us back to the ship," I told her. "It's okay.Just hang on."
Annabeth nodded to let me know she was better now, then she murmured something I couldn't understand because of the wax in my ears.

Page 2 Book 3

"it's okay, Ms. Jackson." Annabeth smiled reassuringly. Her blond hair was tucked into a ski cap and her gray eyes were the same color as the ocean. "We'll keep him out of trouble."
Mom seemed to relax a little. She thinks Annabeth is the most levelheaded demigod ever to hit eighth grade. She's sure Annabeth often keeps me from getting killed. she's right, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

Page 227 Book 4

Annabeth turned to face the audience. She looked terrible. Her eyes were puffy from crying, but she managed to say, "He was probably the bravest friend I've ever had. He..." Then she saw me. Her face went blood red. "He's right there!"
Heads turned. People gasped.
"Percy!" Beckendorf grinned. A bunch of other kids crowded around me and clapped me on the back. I heard a few curses from the Ares cabin, but Clarisse just rolled her eyes, like she couldn't believe I'd had the nerve to survive. Chiron cantered over and everyone made way for him.
"Well," he sighed with obvious relief. "I don't believe I've ever been happier to see a camper return. But you must tell me-"
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" Annabeth interrupted, shoving aside the other campers. I thought she was going to punch me, but instead she hugged me so fiercely she nearly cracked my ribs. The other campers fell silent. Annabeth seemed to realize she was making a scene and pushed me away. "I-we thought you were dead, Seaweed Brain!"
"I'm sorry," I said. "I got lost."
"LOST?" she yelled. "Two weeks, Percy? Where in the world-"
"Annabeth," Chiron interrupted. "Perhaps we should discuss this somewhere more private, shall we? The rest of you, back to your normal activities!"

Page 46 Book 5

Annabeth ran in right behind him, and I'll admit my heart did a little relay race in my chest when I saw her. It's not that she tried to look good. We'd been doing so many combat missions lately, she hardly brushed her curly blond hair anymore, and she didn't care what clothes she was wearing - usually the same old orange camp T-shirt and jeans, and once in a while her bronze armor. Her eyes were stormy gray. Most of the time we couldn't get through a conversation without trying to strangle each other. Still, just seeing her made me feel fuzzy in the head. Last summer, before Luke turned into Kronos and everything went sour, there had been a few times when I thought maybe...well, that we might get past the strangle-each-other phase.

Page 63 The Golden Dragon Demigod Files

But Annabeth just smiled and put us in jail. As she was heading back to the front line, she turned and winked. "See you at the fireworks?"

She didn't even wait for my answer before darting off into the woods.

I looked at Beckendorf. "Did she just... ask me out?"

He shrugged, completely disgusted. "Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon, any day."

Quotes From The Lightning Thief Movie, Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile If You Loved The Movie:

Get up and fight...hero. ~ Annabeth

I definitely have strong feelings for you, I just don't know if they're positive or negative yet. ~ Annabeth

She will squash you like a bug. ~ Grover

I'm a daughter of Athena. Do you know what that means? I always win. ~ Annabeth

I always lose, but maybe we're both wrong. ~ Percy

I've never had a satyr...visit me before. ~ Persephrone

Percy, this will all make sense some day. ~ Sally

That was some nice demigod driving, girl. ~ Grover

I USED TO DATE YOUR DADDY! ~ Medusa

I'm the lightning thief. ~ Luke

Promise me one thing, though; if you see my dad on the highway to hell, kick his ass. ~ Luke

I can't pee with her staring at me! ~ Grover

Let's get out of here before Homeland Security shows up. ~ Annabeth

I'm going crazy! Ohhh, I'm going crazy! I need medicine. ~ Percy

Come on, man. That's my mother right there. Have some respect. ~ Percy

If there was a war with the gods, then I'd be stuck here with him...forever. ~ Persephrone.

Sneak. A. Peek. ~ Medusa

Chiron, you still got that wheelchair? He'll need it. ~ Luke

Shouldn't we stop her? She's killing him. ~ Grover

Are you kidding? This is the best part. ~ Chiron

Woah, you're really going to kill the guy who saved the world? ~ Grover

Percy, this is where you belong. ~ Sally

Man, you burnin' money. That's practically treason! ~ Grover

This is a pen! ~ Percy

Feeling like a hero? ~ Annabeth

Random Percy stuff

" You hit the titan lord in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."- Percy Jackson

"Well...sure good to be together again.
Arguing. Almost dying. Abject terror. Oh, look. It's our floor." -Grover

"Hey! You're the wine dude!"- Nico di Angelo

Can you surf really well then?- Nico di Angelo

" Oh my gods Grover. That is so lame. Can't you play like, Green day or something?" - Thalia Grace

"I want to buy a dam t-shirt." "I want to use the dam water fountain" - Grover Underwood and Thalia Grace

Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck." -Percy Jackson

"The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us." - Percy Jackson

"Probably, 'Hi, Annabeth! Sit here with me and watch while I tear your friends apart. It'll be fun!" - Percy Jackson

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson

Oh, come on, man. You have to do that right here? That's disgusting. We're in a kitchen.- Percy Jackson

"It's him," I said. "Typhon."
I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!' - Percy Jackson

"Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.

"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there." "Which one is me?" I asked."The little deformed one," Zoe suggested."Oh, shut up."- Zoe Nightshade, Percy Jackson, and Grover Underwood

Maybe if I kick you in your soft spot, I thought. And make you sing Soprano for a week. " Percy Jackson

"Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs." - Percy Jackson

"God alert! It's the wine dude!" - Blackjack

"I am the lord of spirits! The Ghost King!" Minos wailed

" No, I am." Nico said-Nico di Angelo and King Midas

" Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!!!" Grover Underwood

"Braccas meas vescimini!" (Eat my pants!) - Percy Jackson

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later" - Nico di Angelo

Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson

"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson

"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson

"You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson

"Remake the world, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world." - Someone from the Battle of the Labyrinth

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said
"That's not what I meant."
— Thalia Grace and Percy Jackson

"Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood

"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" Percy Jackson

She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.-Percy Jackson

Beacause I'm your friend Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"- Annabeth Chase

"Let us find the dam snack bar."-Zoe Nightshade

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson

Favorite Quotes (From Percy Jackson and the Olympians Movie.

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go…

"This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Ripetide

"Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minitor throws a cow at their car

"Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy

"Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth

"That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke

"Oh, you guys take camp way to seriously..." -Percy

"Junior protector." "Was that really necessary?" -Percy and Grover

"Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover

"Those are working class Americans!" -Grover

"(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover

"Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover

"We're heading to the chapel! We're getting married! Wait, which one did I propose to?" -Grover

"That's how you get out of a casiono! That it how your drive!" -Grover

"OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover

"Great, they smell goat..." -Grover

"Or what? What will you do? I'm already in hell..." -Pershephone

"NO! Stick to the Mick Jager thing...it works for you!" -Grover

list twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1. Percy

2. Annabeth

3. Thalia

4. Nico

5. grover

6.appllo

7. Artemis

8. Dionysus

9. Tyson

10.poseidon

11Clarisse

12.Hades

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No not yet and im not planning to

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

In my mind hes like a 6 hot

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

what if Hades got Dionysus pregnat.They would have a son who could grow fruit and summon the dead..

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No,not yet but i bet there is.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth and Apollo. The sun god and the daughter of athena...Sure i gess but im sticking to percabeth

6) Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten? Why?

Um,Nither it wouldnt work out with them

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

She would throw up in a toliet then go tell percy...POOR PERCY

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

AHHH!! im scared forever! no way!!!

9) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Hades Loses his Wife so Artemis comfort the lord of the dead get her back..

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Uh no

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven

No they dont

12) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I dont know

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I don't know any good songs for Clarisse

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Dont make the god mad or Apollo will send you to hades and Make him change you into a monster

15) Have you ever read a 7 fic

No,not yet

16)

Percy and Artemis are in a happy relationship until Artemis dumps percy for Grover. Percy, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Thalia , has an unhappy breakup with Clarisse, then follows the wise advice of Tyson and finds true love with Hades

percy =1 Artemis =7Tyson =9 Clarisse =11 Hades=12 grover=5 Thalia=3

17) What title would you give this fic

Percys Intresting dream (Pretend its a dream)

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Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

(I am soooo still 5, like it's not even funny :p)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...