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Joined 07-27-09, id: 2025007, Profile Updated: 08-12-10
Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight.

Greetings, owners of computers!

My interests are far too many to list here, without keeping you on my profile for hours, but I'll just tell you right now that I like to read, I like to write, and I live for music. My current favorite band is Paramore, and I liked them from the second I heard their first album, not because Twilight came out. I would tell you what my favprite song is, but if I even attempted to answer that question, I'd undoubtedly give myself a brain hemorage.

I am not a Twi-Hard, but I do rather enjoy writing Twilight Fan Fiction. And if you were ot ask me, I'd say, Team Emmett, no competition. Maximum Ride by Jimmy P is my favorite series (at the moment) btu my favorite book ever is Audrey, Wait! by Robin Benway. If you've never heard of it, read it, it's good.

I hate stereotypes, mostly because I don't fit into one and hate when other people try to force me into one. I also hate people who judge me for no good reason. So take heed, flamers, I'm watchin' you.

I'm a fourteen year old, extremely sarcastic and hyper-active (verging on spastic at times) female freshman in high school, living somewhere in the mid-Atantic. Not saying where. I mean, come on people, this is the internet! I'm not crazy enough to give away valuble information about where I live. I'm a navy brat, meaning, I move around a lot. I recently moved from somewhere in Maine, actually. And yeah, it's as freezing there as everyone thinks it is. And no, I never saw a moose.

So, that would be me in a nutshell. If you don't like it, well, that sounds like a personal problem to me. Deal with it yourself, don't take it out on my writing.

If you wanna, you can check out my Fiction Press account at http://www.fictionpress.com/~iheartmonsters and read the stories I've written that have nothing to do with other people's work. I gotta have some originality at some point. Can't live off the work of others, ya know?

Soooooooo, read my stuff, tell me if you like it, (or whatever) and offer me CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Because I would like to take any advice you can give me on how to be a better writer. But if you review something of mine with just, "u suck" or something completely and utterly lame like that, I will send my army of hot and bothered llamas after you. Oh yeah--I got those. So, catch ya later alligator.

Love and Rockets,
GenocideOfColors

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Meanwhile, In A Town Named Spoons by Hawke 1234321 reviews
Max and The Flock are hiding from the White coats, AGAIN, and happen to see two towers of purple smoke coming off the nearby mountains. After TFW and at the end of Eclipse. 1st Ff, rated T for Troublesome Ratings, reveiws and flames WANTED.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,931 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Max, Edward
Flock Talk by jadeprincess147 reviews
Series of unrelated all-dialogue oneshots with two members of the flock talking to each other about . . . well, lots of things. Some are funny, some are fluffy, and some are just kinda random. T for themes. Fax, Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
What They Don't Know by writeroses1029 reviews
Max's friends have given her a choice- either she dates Fang, her best friend since forever or Iggy, the popular guy who wants to take her to prom. This results in some problems when secrets are revealed and choices are made. Complete AU! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,833 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Max, Fang
Gallagher Academy, to the Max by Flying-Squirrelz reviews
Gallagher Girl/MR crossover. The flock guys go to Blackthorne, while the girls to to Gallagher. Then they have the Blackthorne/Gallagher exchange. What happens when they meet up again? Rated T. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Max, Fang
The Gods got Facebook! by Tash Salvatore reviews
The Gods got Facebook! RUN! lol
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
If Emmett were President by comeonsugarletmeknow reviews
How Emmett would solve some of our nation's major issues if he were president. AU. A by product of boredom on a Thursday. Not to be taken seriously...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Emmett
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
IT WOULD REALLY STINK IF by IggyRoX234 reviews
Characters from Maximum Ride share 10 things that they think would really stink if it happened. Really Random. Really Funny. READ AND REVIEW! Please. I WANT REVIEWERS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009
Rainy Days, Stories by butyousaidforeverandalways reviews
//FAX// Angel asks Fang to recount the day he met Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Angel, Fang - Complete
The Dark Side of Antarctica by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
The Final Warning in Fang's POV. Follows the books, but also unveils a behind-the-scenes scheme we never saw. A scheme meant to rip apart Max and Fang. FAX. T for teen book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 54,627 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride PSA's by The Layman reviews
The Flock present public service announcements about flaming people, Mary-sues, and other things. Meant to spark meaningful debate.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
The Meaning of Bacon by Constant-Rae-of-Sunshine reviews
A short fic in which Iggy explains to Fang exactly why bacon is so awesome. R&R, Plz!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
True Intentions by maxfang28 reviews
Previously The Final Test. The flock is struggling to survive, and Max leaves the flock after a new member, Midna, is accepted. Max thinks she knows Midna's true intentions, but so does the flock. Her intentions could mean life or death. Fax and...Fidna.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Redbull by Flying Sideways reviews
Ella's very excited for her first babysitting job, watching Angel and Gazzy while everyone else is out. But just before Fang leaves, he gives Ella one rule: do not-under any circumstances- let. Those. Children. Have. Redbull.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Ella - Complete
The Diary of Maximum Ride by AvrilSays reviews
Uh, hi. I’m Max – Maximum Ride. I’m ten, and I live in a hellhole called The School. I share a cage with a weirdo called Fang, a chatterbox called Nudge and my best friend, Iggy. And by the way, this is NOT a diary. It's a...a journal. So there.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009
Wings of Venom by Dawning Dream reviews
It's been three years since Itex fell and the flock is better than ever, and the flock is ready to settle down. They end up meeting some interesting people though. Twilight-Maximum Ride Crossover.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,753 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Max, Edward - Complete
Max Plus Fang by Zikkie reviews
Fang decides on a couple name. Warning: Dora bashing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
You Belong to Me by RawrFangMonster reviews
Inspired by Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me, a oneshot about Max, um, being...slightly...possessive. Putting it nicely. And she's gonna rule the world. Didga know that?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
No, I Don't by mylife9 reviews
Set during p238 of the paperback copy of Maximum Ride: School’s Out - Forever when Max and the flock give Iggy to his parents. These are Iggy’s thought on the situation.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Flying High or Soaring Low? by Lyla Ride reviews
When Fang is kidnapped, Max and the others must rescue him from the arms of a new branch of Itex! Ella joins the journey as well and all come out changed forever. Rated T to be safe! Definite Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Max, Fang
Poor Fang by Vera Amber reviews
Poor Fangy has an extremely odd experience... What's this? Coloring books? Brain suckage? Avril Lavigne? The wakka dance? Read to find out! OOC!Fang. Crackfic. Rated T because of paranoia. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fang - Complete
Ten Ways To Annoy The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
Ten ways to annoy each member of the flock, plus some other Maximum Ride characters. Starting with, the beloved Maximum.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Total takes over by rainbowstrike reviews
When Fang leaves his laptop out, Total decides that it's his time to shine. He hacks Fang's blog and begins to write about things the flock would probably not want the world to know... This is a present to my 'The Lists' readers! R & R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Total, Fang
The Two Worst Dates Ever by nudge-loves-iggy5304 reviews
The Flock decide to hold a draw for a date with Fang or Iggy to support CSM. What will happen? Set after MR5 so be warned about spoilers. Slight OOC, one character is much more OOC than the rest
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard by bookloverextreme reviews
What if the Flock never got back together after Itex was destroyed? It's been three years since Max defeated Itex, and her, Nudge, Angel, and Total are living with Dr. Martinez and Ella. What if one day the run into Fang and his Flock?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Max, Fang
Somewhere by Lithoniel reviews
Fang has been missing for four years...Max knows he's out there, somewhere, and she knows she'll find him one day. One-shot, Fax, songfic to "Somewhere" by Within Temptation
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
One World Angel by The Layman reviews
It finally happened, Angel took over the world, nuff said.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Angel, Max - Complete
Stuck In a Closet With Emmett by BlackBeauty613 reviews
Emmett and Bella are accidentally locked inside a closet together. One of them is bound to lose their minds. Just a quick little three minute drabble, no romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Pedophiles by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
Who really knows what hides in the dark trees at night? Apparently, pedophiles, if anyone believes Ella. Which Max doesn't. At all. One-shot, with a little Fax, as always :P
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
In a Room, Together, With No Supervision, CENSOR! by Vera Amber reviews
This is an experiment. I stick Max and Lissa in a room, together, without any supervision, and after a while, I add in a crowbar, a vase, and a belt. Rated T because of paranoia and censorage. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Max, Lissa - Complete
Winning Bid by Magnusdamora reviews
Two-shot. A fundraising banquet for CSM decided to auction off men for dates... and Dr. M volunteered Fang and Iggy, much to Max's hatred. Will she find a way to bid on Fang, or will someone else snag the ultimate prize of the night?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Max, Fang
Bleach Does It by Vera Amber reviews
There's a Redheads of America convention at the Phoenix Convention Center. Fang runs off to it. Max tries to stop him. She fails. Full of Fedhead. Purposely totally OOC. Rated T because of paranoia and Fedheadness. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Innocent Questions by Rowena of Naxen reviews
One-shot for St. Fang of Boredom's petition/the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Angel overhear's some of Max's and Fang's thoughts and goes to ask Iggy what they mean...mostly Eggy with a dash of Fax. My first Maximum Ride fic, so please review! I own nothing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Angel - Complete
Mr Mom by imagine.life.sweeter reviews
When Max gets sick, Fang's left in charge of the flock. How will he survive as Mr. Mom? Told through Fang's POV. Really bad summary. Oh well. Read it for yourself. You'll get a better picture. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride Bloopers! by OceanMist9 reviews
A trilogy of one-shots...silly, random stories about the Maximum Ride characters. Warning: Contains spoilers from MR5. Stories: Tattoo, Molting, and To Swim with Fishes. If you haven't laughed while reading it, you probably missed the point.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
Karaoke Day by SweeneyLovett reviews
Max and the Flock decide to sing one rainy day... Or something along the lines of that.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009
Terrible Twilight by periwinkle13 reviews
Not for those die-hard Twilight fans, but for the cool ones, who have a sense of humour. Unlike, y'know, the die-hard ones. Just saying. Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you, Twilight in a soap opera! Oh wait - it already is one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Crazy Life by dallascowboysncountrymusicfan reviews
Fang reflects on a few key moments in his and Max's relationship as he deals with their crazy life 12 years later. 2-shot. i'm bad at summaries, it's better than summary, please read! T 'cuz I'm paranoid and that's what MR was rated.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
The Experiments by Ashily reviews
Maximum Ride, the band! [Parody.]
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
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The Flock Meet the Cullens On MSN reviews
The possibilities are endless. What could possibly go wrong? Well, what could possibly go right?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009
Emolicious reviews
Max wakes up one morning to Fang singing a strange version of "Fergilicious" and finds out Iggy has a crush on Taylor Lautner. And many other foolish things that 'cause a whole friggin' lot of mayhem. T for paranoia that would make Max jealous.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
The Angel Experiment: Fang reviews
Basically what the title says: The Angel Experment in Fang's POV. Read it, love it, review it! K plus, slight FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2009
101 Ways To Annoy Maximum Ride reviews
Just what the title says...101 ways to annoy Max! Rated T, only to be safe. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Max
Max And Iggy In A Closet reviews
What could possibly go wrong when Max and Iggy "accidentally" get locked in a closet together? Slightest, teeniest bit of FAX if you squint really, really, REALLY hard. Rated T for boyish attitude and extreme use of the word, "Valium."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Max, Iggy
Hunting Shadows reviews
The School created a baby named Shadow using Max and Fang's DNA, and now they want her back. But they get Max instead. Now, Shadow has to find the flock in order to save her mother - and possibly the world.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Max
Heal These Broken Wings reviews
Max and Fang are kidnapped by a new branch of Itex, and the Flock has to go into high gear to try and save them before it's too late. Rated K plus, for some Fax, but not gross. Takes place after MAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang
I Kidnap Edward Cullen For A Day reviews
The title says it all...may add more chapters later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward