![]() Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, and Twilight. Greetings, owners of computers! My interests are far too many to list here, without keeping you on my profile for hours, but I'll just tell you right now that I like to read, I like to write, and I live for music. My current favorite band is Paramore, and I liked them from the second I heard their first album, not because Twilight came out. I would tell you what my favprite song is, but if I even attempted to answer that question, I'd undoubtedly give myself a brain hemorage. I am not a Twi-Hard, but I do rather enjoy writing Twilight Fan Fiction. And if you were ot ask me, I'd say, Team Emmett, no competition. Maximum Ride by Jimmy P is my favorite series (at the moment) btu my favorite book ever is Audrey, Wait! by Robin Benway. If you've never heard of it, read it, it's good. I hate stereotypes, mostly because I don't fit into one and hate when other people try to force me into one. I also hate people who judge me for no good reason. So take heed, flamers, I'm watchin' you. I'm a fourteen year old, extremely sarcastic and hyper-active (verging on spastic at times) female freshman in high school, living somewhere in the mid-Atantic. Not saying where. I mean, come on people, this is the internet! I'm not crazy enough to give away valuble information about where I live. I'm a navy brat, meaning, I move around a lot. I recently moved from somewhere in Maine, actually. And yeah, it's as freezing there as everyone thinks it is. And no, I never saw a moose. So, that would be me in a nutshell. If you don't like it, well, that sounds like a personal problem to me. Deal with it yourself, don't take it out on my writing. If you wanna, you can check out my Fiction Press account at http://www.fictionpress.com/~iheartmonsters and read the stories I've written that have nothing to do with other people's work. I gotta have some originality at some point. Can't live off the work of others, ya know? Soooooooo, read my stuff, tell me if you like it, (or whatever) and offer me CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Because I would like to take any advice you can give me on how to be a better writer. But if you review something of mine with just, "u suck" or something completely and utterly lame like that, I will send my army of hot and bothered llamas after you. Oh yeah--I got those. So, catch ya later alligator. Love and Rockets, |
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