Heya, my fellow Fanfic… Alliteration failed me…. *Facepalm* Maybe we should try that again XD.

Hello! If you’re reading this, you obviously stumbled across my profile XD. My account name is Hayley_Saxon-xx but if you’re extra nice and review my fics I’ll let you call me Jess .

I’m a Doctor Who and Torchwood freak and I’ve seen the episodes so many times I can quote them! :D

My previous username was Janto-Addict but I changed it because I’d decided to dedicate myself to Doctor Who as well as Torchwood and I needed a more versatile username! Then I chose Masterpuppy-x. why, I’m not sure. But I’m weird like that. But I never really like that so now I've changed it again and for good this time. Hayley is for Hayley Williams!!

I’m crazy. Very crazy. And people at school call me weird but I KNOW I’m weird. I’m proud of being weird. I mean, I get rubbish for being an Emo, a Writer, a Sci-Fi lover and a Slash lover but I don’t really care because all those things make who I am as a person and I’m proud of who I am! The world would be so boring if we were all the same!!! I’m much more interesting than the slags that bitch about me anyway .

:D I stumbled across this site while looking for Ianto’s diary therefore the first fic I ever read was Ianto Jones’s diary by TorchwoodFour so I’d like to thank TorchwoodFour for writing a brilliant fic and for also writing one that introduced me into the world of fanfic!

Fanfic is amazing. It’s helped me find some awesome friends, who I can talk to about music and TV and they’ve stimulated my obsessions for Torchwood/Doctor Who/Paramore as well xD So, I’ll put my thanks to my friends here so you can all see who they are, how awesome they are, and how you MUST read their fics because they’re amazing.

Gwento-Addict – My first friend on FanFiction, actually. She was one of the first people to review my first fic and she was the first to add me on my msn. xD We actually did a joint fic once…. But we deleted it XD I do numerous Torchwood RolePlays with her (some of which I’ve posted as fics) and, honestly, she could be the new Gwen Cooper! She’s a big Gwen Cooper lover and has written some amazing Gwhys/Janto dramas! Her ideas are brill! Look her up!

Janto-Gleek – Our newest addition to the RolePlaying family! She’s seriously the female Owen Harper! I convinced and helped her to make an account and she’s been a good friend of mine ever since. She’s a fellow Janto lover and has written some awesome, cute, hot Jantoness! Look her up for Janto and lots of good storylines!

TheWeddingFairy – One of my oldest FanFiction friends! She’s another mega Janto fan and is brilliant at writing Jack/Ianto. She’s amazing at Smut (her fics are hot!) And is so good at fluff! Also, I thank her because it feels like I've known her for all my life and I feel as if I can talk to her properly about anything! XD

Thanks to them all, again.

Dedications to: Vic Taylor for her help with my Doctor Who fic when I started (she writes AMAZING M rated Doctor/Master too) Oakdown for writing THE best fic I’ve ever read! Give it a read if you like Theta/Koschei, trust me, it’ll be worth it, it got me into Theta/Koschei actually. FightingDreamer Alchemist and KlinicallyInsaneKoschei because I promised a dedication. And another new dedication to Chips2 for writing my favourite fic: Poker Night. It's a Brendan and Ste fic from Hollyoaks :D

Can i just say, that Ianto's death made me cry more than i thought was possible. Therefore, I'm dedicating ALL my work to the shy gorgeous Welsh Ianto Jones and the amazing Gareth David-Lloyd. For all his work on our favourite shows :D

Name: Jess

Age: shhh!

Address: Garstang, Lancashire, England, The UK, Europe, The world, The solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

Height: 5'2”

Male or female: Female

Hair colour: Black but I'm going bright red soon, like Hayley Williams.

Eye colour: Blue

Favourite colour: Pink or Black.

Hobbies: Reading and writing.

Do I collect anything: Doctor Who and Torchwood stuff.

Music: Urm, people say that I like ‘weird’ music… but I think I just like music XD I dunno. Anyway, loads of bands.

Favourite Food: Chocolate

Favourite Drink: J2O but I like a bit of WKD.

Three things i would have to take if i were to be stranded on a deserted island:

1: my phone

2: my computer.

3: a TV and my DVDs

Three things i could live without:

1: Russel T Davis (ish)

2: spots

3: Homework

Countries I have lived in: England

Places I have holidayed in: Spain, France, America & Mexico

Dream for the future: Author

Can you cook? Does toast and beans count as cooking?
What was your dream growing up? Writing
What talent do you wish you had? Singing
Favorite place? Wales
Favorite vegetable? None
What zodiac sign are you ? Scorpio
Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Ears
Worst Habit? Daydreaming
What is your favorite sport? Swimming
Negative or Optimistic attitude? optimistic
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Dunno
Tell me one weird fact about you: I’m a vegetarian and crazy I guess.
Do you have any pets? No :(
Do you know how to do the Macarena? who doesn't
Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Scary
If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? My hair; its too frizzy!
Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? crime partner
What color eyes do you have? blue
Ever been arrested? no
If you won 100,000 pounds today, what would you do with it? I’d buy Emmett Scanlan and Kieron Richardson
What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? Urm, a chewy one? I like minty better than fruity.
Do you believe in ghosts? Yes *whimpers*
Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Write.
Do you swear a lot? As long as my mum’s not there :D
Biggest pet peeve? homophobia and racism. Oh, and RTD

In one word, how would you describe yourself? Random!

Profession: None
Any Siblings?: nope thankfully
Shoe size: 6
Innie or Outie: Innie Righty or Lefty?: leftly
Any pets?: no
What month were you born in?: November
Biggest Fear: Spiders *whimpers again*
Your Proudest Accomplishment: None
Special Talents: Writing?
Famous Person You Want To Meet: John Barrowman & Gareth David-Lloyd
Song Played At Your Funeral: I dunno.

Favorite Car: SUV
Favorite Movie: Bruce almighty
Favorite Song/Singer: the fray
Favorite School Subject: English (possibly drama)
Favorite Food: Chocolate
Favorite Animal: Dog
Favorite Childhood Memory: Urm, my first Xmas in Lancaster XD
Favorite Possession: Phone, laptop or DVDs
Comedian: Michael Macintyre.
Favorite Number: 6
Favorite Hard Candy: Polo’s
Favorite Month: November or December
Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate
Favorite Smell: Melted Chocolate
Favorite Cartoon Character: Scooby Doo
I don't understand...: Homophobia
When I wake up in the morning...: I'm tired
Life is full of...: Fun! xD
My past is...: childish
I wish...: The Doctor and the Master would get together on DW.
I am totally terrified of...: Spiders
I hate people who...: are Homophobic
Last November...: was my birthday.
I love it when...: I complete a fic I work...: No where
my dream last night...: was about the Master meeting Brendan Brady. Man, that was so funny! They worked well together!!
Today I ate...: Chocolate
The world could do with less...: spiders

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak

Type your name with your nose. Then your elbow, chin, knuckle, heel of your foot, tongue, cell phone, eyes closed, toe, finally with your MIND.

Nose: jessica (OMG that was sooooo kwl I DID IT!!)

Elbow: jmnessxiucxaz (oh well :S)

Chin: jedssiucsa (:S)

Knuckle: jessica

Heel: jeswsiu8cdxa

Tongue: jessiica

Cell phone: jessica

Eyes closed: Jessica

Toe: gvuetssai8udfcaq ( i don't know how)

Mind:

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

I have Done 66/100

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (on purpose)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. ( i just did that because you pointed it out)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you love doctor who just as much as I do copy and past this into your profile

If you are as dedicated to doctor who as i am (that means you have to be able to answer any question fired at you and you have to be able to spell and say Raxacoricofallapatorius) copy and paste this into your profile (It does take a long time to say, but most doc who fans can say it)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you’re a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! (I'm all three!!)

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with a peticular program that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! (I have with DW & TW, on more than 1 occasion)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My friends are insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (OOOOOHHHHH YEAH...Torchwood and Doctor Who XD)

If your profile is long, copy this to it to make it longer.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile. (It happens to me all the time. Then I get distracted from everything thinking about it)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Russell T Davies is evil and a genius. Mainly because he's brilliant and tries to hide it behind cruelty and coldness (towards, mainly, the poor Doctor and Rose). If you agree that Davies is an evil genius but has good intentions, copy this into your profile

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. Bunny Has some Proverbs to share:

I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.