Hmmm. Well. I be Itachi? Yu can call me Ita-kitteh though. (For I am kitteh guardian! I am currently Tobi's guardian. =3)

I have a deviantART account, it's TheCloakedSchemerVI.

Weeellll...

Name: YOU SHAN'T KNOW. Just call me Itachi, Axel, Cloud, Soubi, or Finnian. (Finnian is the reason for the pen name. My friends and I have an inside joke about Undertaker and Finnian together... so therefore, I am the Undertaker's Bitch.)

Age: 14

Gender: ID Crisis'd Female who thinks she's a guy. xD

Current Game Addiction: Kingdom Hearts 2

Favorite Video Game Characters: Axel, Riku, Demyx, Sai'x, Zexion, Marluxia, Sora, Roxas, Amaterasu, Issun, Ninetails, Otohime, Kusa 5, Link, Midna, Sephiroth, Cloud, Zack, Reno, Kadaj, Yazoo and ... Rufus, maybe? WAIT, AND NOCTIS LUCIS CAELUM. 8D

Favorite Video Game Pairings: AxDem, AxRox (Hardly, just something about this pairing that makes me tick.), LinkMidna, and SephixCloud... XD

Fave Colors: Black, red, blue, purple, lime green, and BRIGHT orange.

Likes: Yaoi, Hot topic, anime, hanging out with friends, monkeys, cats, wolves, art...

Dislikes: Yuri, school, spiders, LABELS, homophobics...

Animes: Naruto, Death note, Code Geass, D. Gray-Man, Wolf's Rain, The Wallflower, Sukisyo, Loveless, Kuroshitsuji.

Favorite Yaoiz: ItaDei, SasuNaru, GaaSasu, GaaNaru, LxLight, KakuHida, ZETSUTOBI, DeiTobi, ItaMada, LXL, SasoriPein (Pairing made up by me and my friend while joking with politics)

Hate Yaoiz: I really only hate ONE PAIRING and thats SasoDei. Even the MENTION of this pairing literally makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Favorite Anime Characters: Itachi, Deidara, Pein, Tobi, Gaara, Sasuke, Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, L, Light, Ryuk, Sidoh, Lelouch, Allen, Earl, Komui, Kanda, Lenalee (She's okay...), Sunako, Kyohei, Ranmaru, Sora/Yoru, Sunao/Ran, Matsuri, Nanami, Shinichirou, Nagase,

Hated Anime Characters: (I hate them all with a burning, intense passion) Sasori, Fugaku, Sakura, Ino...wow thats it.

Favorite music - Anything metal, rock, punk, j-rock, and anything along those lines. RAP, HIP-HOP, COUNTRY AND R&B MUST DIE.

And thats pretty much it. c:

I FOUND OUT I AM GERMAN, ITALIAN, IRISH, GERMAN, BELGIAN (??) AND FRENCH CANADIAN!! I'M HAPPY BECAUSE OF THIS.

Favorite roleplay quotes (Roleplay is ItaDei and GaaSasu with a friend. c: ) And other characters got involved, plus Pete Wentz and Lohan XD

Words will be said in double quotes ("..."), actions will be put in parentheses. (sp?) because it makes it easier.

"She can stay, but she better not wake me up in the middle of the night to as where a cup is." - Itachi (Said to Konan/Midori)

(Eats Deidara's clothes) - Sasori (Done when he raped Deidara. C: This isn't implying SasoDei, because Deidara hates Sasori in this roleplay. And its not AAKAAAAATSUKI!!)

"This man is sexy!" - Light (Said to Deidara whom had no clothes on 8D)

"I'M TRYING TO MAKE THE KITTIES HAVE SEX SO THEY CAN HAVE LITTLE KITTY BABIES!!" - Midori (Said to Itachi when explaining what she wanted the cats to do xD)

"Sasori said he would give me 20 dollars if I tazered one of you!" - Me (Saaaiiid when I tazered Itachi to wake him up.)

"Aww...look at the kitt-...OH MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?! OH MY GOD!! OOOOH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL?! - Konan (Screamed when Midori put her and Itachi's cat in the closet and they...yeah...)

"This cat is youthful!" - Lee (Refering to Itachi as a cat.)

"I...hate...you..." - Deidara (Said to Itachi when he nearly killed Deidara, but Deidara still loved Itachi...)

"Meow. CX (crawls away) " - Edward Cullen (Said and done when he first met Itachi and Deidara.)

"OH MY GOD, YAOI! CAN I JOIN?!" - Michael Jackson (Said when he saw Itachi and Deidara kissing in Hot Topic)

"You're gonna hurt the kitty!" - Itachi (When Deidara glomped Itachi when Itachi hated Dei.)

"You may now kiss the...um...ya know, just kiss!" - Tsunade (Said when Itachi and Deidara got maaaarrriiiieeeeed!!)

"No..." - Deidara (Said when Itachi hugged him, Deidara pushed Itachi away and Itachi started walking away...This roleplay is complicated, I'm sorrry XD)

(Murf murf) - Deidara (Done when Itachi was smothering him with hugglez)

"OH MY GOD. YOU'RE A GUY?!" - Itachi (Said when Itachi first met Deidara and was gender-confused. I will explain this entire roleplay out ONE. DAY.)

"Sexy man, sexy man, sexy man, sexy man, sexy man..." -Itachi (Said when he saw Deidara. XD)

"You're looking more like a god today!" - Deidara (Deidara refers to Itachi as a god, and Itachi knows this now.)

"Are you weakly implying the fact you want to have sex?" -Itachi (Said to Deidara when he was doing just that.)

"HERE'S SOME MONEY." - Random Person (Gave Itachi money and ran. XD Itachi is the richest, youngest, most successful and famous person in me and my friend's roleplay. And Deidara's married to him, but one of Itachi's employees wishes to rape him, making Itachi fear going to work. XD)

"Ok...so like I said...I don't want it to be this way...and I'm completely sorry about what has happened, I am a dumbass for not noticing. And even if you are angry with me and completely hate me, I will always love you..." - Itachi. Eh, long story. XD

"I BET YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK." - Deidara
"I BET YOUR'S IS ONE INCH." - Fugaku
"NO, IT'S NOT. WANNA SEE?!" - Deidara
"EWWW, NO, THAT'S GROSS!" - Fugaku
(Raises hand) - Itachi
(Looks at Itachi) "Yes?" - Deidara
"I do!" - Itachi
"But not with your dad here!" - Deidara.
"Yeah, sure. Simply strip!" - Itachi
"...OK, YA KNOW WHAT." (Starts stripping) - Deidara
"YAY!" - Itachi (This was hard to remember, you're lucky I even did. _

(Runs downstairs and hits a box) "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! 'Lube'? 'For Itachi and Deidara's sex moments'? 'From Taylor and Alyson'? WHAT THE HELL?!" - Fugaku, when he was determined to make the basement into a homophobic lair.

"RUN, ITACHI, RUN! WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE, RUN FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES OF YUR BASTARD OF A FATHER!" - Me, when trying to help Itachi escape.

"Well, lets see, you have my Rubik's cube, and some other things I can't remember. By the way, where's my hairtie?" -Itachi
(Holds up wrist with Itachi's hairtie on it) "Yes, I have it." -Deidara

"Doesn't that usually happen to most students? They fall asleep then the teacher dumps water on them? The last one went out screaming..." -Itachi
"Yeah. I kind of feel bad for him, though. It's only his first day." -Ryu. (Me and my friend are currently doing a flashback to middle school for our roleplay. XD Ryu is a new OC! YAY!)

Me and my friend started a new roleplay, so excuse me whil I type more quotes for it. XD And the pairings for it is PeinxKonan, ItaxDei, HidanxOC, TobixOC and the slightest hint of Any pedoXDeidara. And it's an AU roleplay and we already have some amazing quotes. xD

"Who's not a virgin here? Because I know Pein and Konan aren't..." -Ami (Oc mentioned with Tobi)
"I'm not..." -Hidan
"I am...half way..." -Amaya (Other OC mentioned with Hidan)
"OOOOH, THAT DOESN'T COUNT! AMAYA'S A BAD GIRL." -Ami

"THIS FUCKING BURGER...IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD...BUT I CAN'T FUCKING EAT IT WITH GAY MEN IN THE CAR!" -Hidan

"HOLY SHIT, MY ORGANS ARE FALLING OUT." -Hidan
"WHAT THE HELL?!" -Amaya
"HOLD ON, GIVE ME A FUCKING MINUTE." -Hidan
"Ok. C:" -Amaya

"Sasori's a pedophile...and so is Orochimaru...but he makes it looks cool..." -Amaya
(Appears around corner) "Did someone say Orochimaru?" -Orochimaru.
"OH MY GOD, ORO-BUDDY, HOW'S IT GOIN'?" -Amaya
"It's good!" (hugs) -Orochimaru.
"...Mine..." -Hidan
"Oh really now, Hidan...ok then, where, when, what and how?" -Orochimaru

Amaya: "Ami has a wenis fetish!"
Tobi: "So that's why she keeps touching my elbow!"
Ami: "HEEEEY!"
Amaya:
Ami: "...What's Deidara's fetish?"
Amaya: "Hand fetish..."
Deidara: "You shouldn't know that." _Amaya: "Well, I do."
Deidara: "Well, hands are cool..."
Ami: "What's Itachi's?"
Amaya: "Hair fetish."
Itachi: "Thanks."
Deidara: (Looks at Itachi) "Is that why you always touch my hair...?"
Itachi: "Yup."
Deidara: "Hehe..." (Touches Itachi's hand)
Itachi: (Touches his hair)
Deidara: (Holding his hand now)
Amaya: "Pein has a piercing fetish."
Ami: "What's your fetish?
Amaya: "Back fetish."
Hidan: (Lifts up shirt and shows) "...Yeah..." -It's the middle of winter, also XD-

(Looks at Hidan) "I suddenly imagined you as a squirrel!" (Pokes Hidan's Nose) -Amaya
"Thanks. I better be a pretty fucking awesome squirrel." -Hidan

"I just wanna eat Hidan squirrel." -Amaya

"I LOVE BEING A FUCKING PERVERT!!" -Itachi

"NOOOOOOT LEEEEEEGAAAAAALLL!!" -Hidan

"OH MY GOD, I WAS RAPED WHEN I WAS FUCKING 10. OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!!" -Cloud

Quotes from School/Yahoo! IM(Yahoo quotes will be underlined):

"Wooden swords?" -My friend
"Yeah, they're getting REAL violent now." -Me

"EWWIE!" -Me and Tobi
(Stares weirdly) -My Brother
(Points at brother from top of stairwell) "THAT'S DISGUSTING!" -Me

"Oh, we're badass." -Me and my friend.

"Whenever you say ITADEI, it has to be in caps." -Me
"yes! ITADEI!" -Tobi (friend)
"Yeah, when one doesn't caps ITADEI, they die!" - Me

"AND BLACKSTAR HAS FALLEN INTO DEPRESSION!...No, wait he's bi-polar..." -Me

"WHOA...I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!" -My english teacher, who didn't fast forward a bad sex scene in a movie.

"Bad Uncle...TORK! DON'T RAPE MY DAUGHTER!" -My friend, who couldn't say Tobi at the moment. XD

"Bubby!!" -Me, who is currently bored.

"IF YOU WERE DEAD OR STILL ALICE...wait...what?" -Me, who couldn't spell 'alive'.

"I'll apoc your lyptica only if you evan my essence to mother in my law..." -Me and my friends.

"In Twilight, vampires aren't affected by holy water. If you were to dump holy water on them, they simply get wet. And they won't drink it either. With those fountain things, hundreds of people put their hands in it. Would you honestly drink that?" -Someone on deviantART.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey...we are NOT scary!" -Me, who disagrees with the fact that woman are scary.

"Why are they saying "ooh" and "haa" in a rapid succession with spears?" -My friend in english.

"Can I go outside?!" -Me, in the beginning of 6th hour.
"Yeah, in an hour." -My english teacher.

"He said he'll come to see you after he finishes this problem." -Hinata, my friend in algebra.
"Mnahmananana. It's always about the problem, isn't it?" -Me"

"I thought Rainbow Veins said Apocalyptica for a moment..." -Me
"QUIT SAYING APOCALYPTICA! IT MAKES ME LOSE THE GAME! -Tobi, my friend.

"You know what, Alyson and Taylor? For your roleplay, Amaya should have a pin that says "I love my masocist" and then Hidan should have a shirt that says "I love my psychotic girlfriend". -Miranda
"A pin that's like fucking huge?" (Makes a plate size thing with hand) -Me
"Yeah!" -Miranda

"What if Tobi was a lawyer in your roleplay?" -Miranda
"Then Ami should have a shirt that says 'I love my swirly bitch lawyer.'" -Me

Things you know are true and need to copy and paste to your profile: (Stolen from Kina666)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself /someone else, copy this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

You honestly cannot help who you love. Love is love, no matter the preference. I happen to be straight, and I absolutely love gay, bi and lez people. c: Very common, no? I think its those damn Catholics, Chirstians and shit. Isn't the whole point of that to have a child? Which isn't possible with two guys and two girls in relationships. D: I laugh at people who are homophobes. I just laugh.

I SUPPORT GAY/BI/LESBIAN PRIDE.

And kudos for the writer of the most amazing ItaDei story I've ever read, Kina666. c: That is the most amazing story. Ever. c:

Stolen from Deidara is my conscience this time. c:

If you truly believe that the Naruto characters live in another universe, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a girl, and you believe that your man, (your favorite guy from Naruto), is yours and only yours, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile (Oh my god, constantly!! XD)

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe Deidara & Itachi make a great couple, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe that Deidara wants Itachi but is scared of what Leader and the other Akatsuki members would do to him if he revealed his feelings, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe Sakura is only ment for these men: Sasuke or Gaara, copy and paste this in your profile

If you agree Sasori is a girly bitch, copy and paste this in your profile (OH YUS.)

If you think Naruto should continuously run into a tree for our satisfaction, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think it's perfectly okay for Sasuke to argue with himself and lose, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Orochimaru has ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this in your profile

Stolen from Cherrystripe of Thunderclan

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Canada XD

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

"Interupted" - The Host

3. What can you hear right now?

Rainbow Veins - Owl City. GREAT SONG.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

My Cat: Runs away in terror

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

SOMETHING GROSS D:

6. Type your name with your elbow.

ytgAYUTYGLLOPER4 (LMAO, WHAT WAS THAT?!XD)

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Idk...

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Niagara Falls XD

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be?

Cinderpelt/Cinderpaw/Cinderheart

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Ntiwmgkan (FTW?)

COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YU READ IT. 8D

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did (I'VE FELL FOR THIS 5 TIMES.)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. XD

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window (sliding glass door) copy this onto your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, Dogstar-Black, Niah-Miyoki, Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Undertaker's Bitch,

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you're proud to be a nerd, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do it all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them...sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!), Flamestar211, Leafstorm (At school and my home!), Feathersong(At my friends house), Teh Pwnzor (Done, done, and done again), Mystra14 (ALL the time. I'm a walking disaster.) Niah-Miyoki (It hurt, too. I hit my head.) Cherrystripe of ThunderClan, Undertaker's Bitch,

"I was blind. I never realized you were neither an angel nor a devil. You were existed to simply pass by the person you were in love with. Just talking with the one you loved brought you a secret bliss. But there were nights you would lie awake thinking "What if she hates me?". I thought of you as more than that so I never saw it. You kept the pain and saddness bottled up inside. No one ever new that you were the one who suffered the most. I'm sorry I left you to endure the lonelyness by yourself..." (Where did this quote come from? It's amazing and I don't even know it! D:)