Hello to people who come across my stuff.

I've not been on this site for a VERY long time. Originally I stopped posting and reading when my life got busy and I didn't have the time, but after all of that I had pretty bad writer's block and I had an intimidating amount of chapters to read (373 chapters now). I've decided that instead of feeling guilty every time I think about this site and my stories, I'm just going to officially stop. Sorry to those who wanted to see me continue my stories, and sorry to those whose stories I read and gave feedback on.

Linki and MemorySteel are two people that PMed me in the time I've been gone. I want to acknowledge that, especially given that I once PMed MusicalDetermination when they hadn't been active for a long time. They were actually the reason I signed up on fanfiction.net in the first place.

Aaaaannd I always get stuck on the ending. I hope you, the reader of this, are having a good day. If you aren't, then I hope you feel better soon.

•MachUPB•

So, hi.

I'm a self-proclaimed amateur author (yay!). My current obsession, which I'm definitely not afraid to admit, is Undertale.

I currently have two fanfics: Forgotten Faces, and DoubleTake. I probably won't update them often, and not often means maybe once in a month or two. To summarise why: my motivation sucks and deadlines freak me out a bit. I'll try to write and get things up here when I can but, you know, life.

Just so you know, I use the Oxford comma. A lot. So if you see a comma that looks kinda out of place, it's probably an Oxford comma. It makes sense once you know what it is, so search it up. Some of the examples used to explain it are funny (to me).

(SHOUTOUTS AT BOTTOM, PLEASE READ.)

I don't usually like to copy and paste these things from other people's profiles but this particular one I quite like. Not only is racism inaccurately named (humans are all one race so why is interracial discrimination called racism?) but it's also, to put it nicely, not very pleasant.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen, sir...

when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Do your part to stop it!

SHOUTOUTS

Siren-Song-Jes is an actual author with published content (unlike me)! *Applause sounds.* Her book is Surpassing Origins (you can find it on Amazon) and I gotta say: it's AWESOME! I can't really put into words a good summary, so here's her site for the series (with spaces):
sirensongjes. wix. com / surpass- the- series
Yup. Completely awesome book that I have no negative comments about. If I go on for much longer I'll end up spoiling half the story. :D
She's also got other great stories on this site, too. Check them out.

XWolf26 is the ingenious author of DoubleTale. Massively popular story on this sight and if you want to read my story DoubleTake then you have to read at least the first arc of the story for contextual reasons. And because it's great.

MusicalDetermination is a brilliant author with a story that I've seen nowhere else. This is Musictale, and I mention it here because I was lucky enough to contribute a character for the story. And because it's a good story. Let's not forget that.

So... yeah. I've officially run out of things to say. For now. Goodbye, and have a good day (or night)!