Dear Readers,

First of all, I am really thankful that you took the time to read this. I decided to make this account because I love read. Writing has given a sort of haven in which I imagine paradise with my own visions and dreams. It can let me escape the hard reality that life can sometimes be; as well as show me ways to deal with them. I can escape all those high expectations, crude assumptions about me, and the judgements I get because I act different. People may see me as some the weird, Asian, creepy, animal-loving, nerd; but I don’t care. I have great friends to help ignore them because those peoples’ mean nothing when compared to mine. When I write, I feel released from the cruel soul-sucking prison that life can be –sometimes- and go to a world that is mine for the taking.

First of all, I’m not a girl:

Who’s willing to back down,

Who’s has all the latest stuff,

Who’s the prettiest girl in the school

Who’s super popular,

Who’s really wealthy,

Who’s willing to say things about friends behind their back,

Who has all these people lined up wanting to hang out with me,

Who knows how to get her way,

Who betrays people to get what she wants,

Who’s willing to do anything to be popular,

Who likes when people being out casted for being different,

Who walks away when things get tough,

Who is willing to backstab their closest friends in order to get more people to like her.

I am the girl:

The one who speaks her mind,

The one who knows when to let go,

The one who is thought of as different,

The one that a nerd,

The one that wears glasses,

The one that loves cats,

The one that has a talent no one wants recognize

The one knows that words hold all the strength and ideas with in us

The one that sees the beauty inside us all,

The one who’s eccentric,

The one that was talked bad about behind her back,

The one that l never gave up without a fight.

60 Things To Do When Your Hyper or just Plain Bored:

1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.

4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

5) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".

6) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

7) If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?

8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

9) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.

10) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.

11) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.

12) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.

13) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.

14) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".

15) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.

16) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .

17) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.

18) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

19) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"

20) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.

21) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.

22) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.

23) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

24) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go aplpy for a job at burger king.

25) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.

26) Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".

27) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.

28) Collect a lot of bouncy balls and "accidentally drop them in a crowded elevator.

29) Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.

30) Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos.

31) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.

32) Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"

33) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".

34) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"

35) Hug a tree and when people walk by you say "were having a moment".

36) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.

37) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.

38) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.

39) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.

40) Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no tiolet paper in here!!!"

41) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

42) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go to burger king.

43) When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.

44) Throw a watermelon in front of someone. Then get on your knees, grab your hair and scream "NOOO!"

45) Go to walmart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!

46) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

47) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".

48) Go into a public bathroom and start singing "Taking Care of Business" very loudly.

49) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.

50) Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"

51) Find a random person on a bench, sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."

52) Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.

53) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"

54) Tie a baloon to yourself, and scream and run around saying that it is following you.

55) See if you can get a Wal-Mart clerk to sell you just one M&M.

56) Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, Theres no toilet paper left !!"

57) Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.

58) Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"
59) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".

60) Go To Walmart and Hide in the Clothes, so when people come you say "Pick me! Pick Me!"

The Hogwarts Rules

No matter how good a fake Australian accent is, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care Of Magical Creatures class

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore"

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

Seamus Finnigan is not "After me Lucky Charms"

I'm not allowed to steal Professor Flitwick's wand, hold it over his head and laugh as he tries to jump for it

Asking "How do you keep a Griffyndor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time

I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey

Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

I'm not allowed to call a hippogriff "Horseybird"

Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums"

Neither does he enjoy being called "Sev", "Snapey-poo", or "Debbie"

Dumbledore is not Santa, and I shouldn't sit on his knee and demand presents, especially in June

I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

I will not call either Professor Lupin or the Grim "Nice doggy"

There is no Bring A Muggle To School day

I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice

There is no connection between Voldemort and Hitler

I'm not allowed to declare Official Hug A Slytherin day

I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school

When in the presence of the Dark Lord, I will call him the Dark Lord, not "Snake-Face, the Dark Lord Happy Pants"

I'm not allowed to ask the Malfoys if blondes have more fun

I'm not to hold my wand over my head before casting a spell and yell I... GOT ... THE... POWER!

When I see the Dark Mark, I shouldn't yell, "To the Batmobile, Robin!"

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I must assume I'm not allowed to do it

I will not use first years as Christmas decorations

It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can't interbreed and I shouldn't attempt that, no matter how wicked the results are

Teaching the first years to chorus "Draco Malfoy, The Amazing Bouncing Ferret" isn't nice

No matter how much I make myself laugh, I'm not funny

Credit for this absolutely hilarious paragraph is for whoever thought of this first, I just saw this on the internet. Don't ask how or why.

I randomly search stuff up because I'm just random...

Quotes:

“We believe that peace is hard-won, that sometimes it is necessary to fight for peace. But more than that:

We believe that justice is more important than peace.

We believe in freedom from fear, in denying fear the power to influence our decisions.

We believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives one person to stand up for another.”

-Dauntless Manifesto (Veronica Roth-Divergent)

“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?”

-Sherlock Holmes and the Sign of Four (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

“United we stand, Divided we fall”

-Aesop

I may be different, but that is what sets me aside from the rest. And that will be something that I will always be proud of. Because one day, it will be something the world will know me for.