[New Era] When what had started for her as an unsuspecting friendship quickly turned into a secret scandalous affair with the last person she had in mind, Sakura finally realized that her marriage to Sasuke had already gone to Hell even before her morals did. GaaSaku.

He wasn't her first. Or her second. Or even her third. But she was kind of hoping he would be her last. AU Modern GaaSaku. Rated M for a reason.

Uranai Baba, mischievous old crone that she is, descends into the Home for Infinite Losers to wreck some havoc. And who does she find but Nappa and Raditz? Offering them - for FREE! - one divination each, the men choose what to view, realize what Vegeta's been up to on Earth, and discover what hell really is.

Temari looks at him. Relaxed into his chair, he sports his usual emotionless expression, his white robe effectively concealing his casual clothing, the dark red coat. Finally Temari's eyes focus on the scar on his left temple. 'How does the saying go? Don't judge a book by its cover,' she thinks.

It was the most surreal of circumstances, really, to wake up next to a man well-known for his insomnia. Even more surreal, she would discover, were his reasons for remaining unmoved all night. M for situations. Happy Birthday Gaara!

The late-night panic of the adulterous. One-shot.