For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru

After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.

Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.

AU NaruGaa. Life isn't easy for Naruto. Taking care of a child wasn't his dream. Life isn't great for Gaara either. Turning tricks just to stay alive wasn't what he wanted. What could one act of kindness start between them? -not as angsty as it sounds-

Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!

Aʙᴀɴᴅᴏɴᴇᴅ *Modern AU - Novel* When Sokka and Katara start a new school, they will learn that you shouldn't always trust a first impression. There is always more to a person than their smiles, tattoos or scars. *Sokka/Zuko and Katara/Haru*

Naruto is a down on his luck comedian, and when he finally gets his big break he accidentally winds up in a brothel and bought for 2 million yen by the biggest yakuza. He may be in for more than just a joke or two! SasuNaru ItaNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru, alot

AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.

Naruto couldn't speak. Sasuke could, yet he choose to stay silent. : YAOI, SasuNaru, eating disorder :

AU. 1st person Sai-centric. 'I'm human, too. I need exactly what everybody else needs, but I don't know how to go about getting it in a 'socially acceptable' manner, so I get it the only way I know how; I sleep with people.' Rated for adult conversation.

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

Five things Uchiha Shisui wished he'd lived to do, and one he didn't. Unrepentantly AU. Slash.

Posing for gay magazines when you're straight, no way, right? Wrong. For Naruto, chaos arrupts until he finds a way to deal with stress; act. Shut yourself away, nothing you're doing is for real. Right? Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for later chapters.

Well, its a new year... and exams are coming up, I've broken up with my girlfriend of three years... and I'm completely ready to start my New Year fresh. So far, so good. On Pause; sorry y'all. Pairing's not my usual... hard to write. Adopt? PM me.

It is a bond of friendship that brings them closer, closer, until they are so close that they can just reach out and touch. : YAOI, OroNaru, ItaNaru, abuse etc. :

Zuko is captured by a group of ruthless Earth Kingdom soldiers, and when he is retrieved by the Gaang, Sokka can't help but notice the change in his personality. Eventual Sokka x Zuko.

Some guidelines and overall truths of the SasuNaru high school worlds people have written. Meant to be funny. NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

Friends discuss things best left in the bedroom. Sasu/Naru, and other mentioned pairings

Naruto, Gaara and Sasuke as roommates? A collection for AU one shots. No real plot or storyline. Just idiocy. Some slight GaaSasuNaru hints in later chapters...

View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.

AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!

Because a mother knows when there is something going on with her children, good and bad. Light/Sayu. Incest.

Mercilessly mocks the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Obscenity and profanity and shipping wars - oh my!

Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.

A.k.a. Hermione Granger and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Extracs the urine from the PoA movie. Total Crack and utterly obscene content.

It started off innocently enough with car troubles, but then all the scariest stories start out with innocence. SasuNaru

WARNING this story contains: SasuNaru, Zac Efron, ramen flavored gummy bears, strawberry scented shampoo, Gaara's purse, Emo McRomance, the capital of Malaysia, grocery stores, depressing poetry, words of youth, screenplays, tea parties, and more.

There’s this kid that rides my bus, and I see him from time to time. I never really noticed him until about a week ago. ...this guy, he looked so frail... AU NaruSasu

I never meant for it to turn out the way it did. It was only a crush and I never intended to actually act on it." Zutara affair. Rated to be cautious but doesn't have any details really. oneshot.

Sasuke stared at the child, nervouse sweat dripping down his forehead as the boy crawled twords him. How to make this kid understand that Sasuke was NOT his 'Master! AU SasuNaru COMPLETE

PLEASE READ CH.24 AGAIN, IT'S THE EPILOGUE, NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE! KakaNaru FINISHED!

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

One touch. One gentle brush of the lips. That's all it took to drive Sasuke to the brink of insanity. [SasuNaru, AU] Too bad it was his foster child making him feel this way.

Naruto has joined the anti gay rebellion, and Sasuke is the biggest homosexual in town. When the two are asked to share the same house for scientific experimentation, will Sasuke's presence influence Naruto for the better or the worse?

Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.

Extremely cracky, Akatsuki centric humour, in which Itachi meets his new guide dog, Mr Whiffles. May possibly be some sort of cry for help.

Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.

A quite random story about what REALLY goes on in StarClan. I'm just having fun with this, so please don't go all crazy about my descriptiveness or whatever. Beware the Milliebeating stick!

Sasuke has a silent obsession with Naruto, but at the same time he has to deal with his abusive brother. Will he somehow make Naruto notice him? M for rape and incest. SasukexNaruto yaoi

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Gregory House, the worlds coldest doctor, most renowned diagnostician, and hurt man had fallen completely head over heels, by complete accident, and now he had no clue what to do with himself. But as he stared down at the three year old, he realized it di

Sasuke's first word...

In which, Naruto will stop if Sasuke stops, and vice versa. Yaoi?

One day, Naruto is confronted by a giant killer bug, and is held hostage in his own shower until Sasuke comes to save the day! Or not as it would appear...

Before Naruto, before Itachi killed off his entire family, there was a little boy named Sasuke who just wanted his father's recognition...but ended up getting mentally and emotionally scarred before his brother even contemplated mass murder.

COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.

Because sometimes we just have to laugh at ourselves and our fandom. SasuNaruSasu, NaruSasuNaru, SasuNaru, NaruSasu, and bingo was his name o. Spoilers to manga chapter 307 and possible spoilers to Gravitation, X1999, and Sukisho. Crack fic, away!

Warning: Mild, mild slash. Ron goes to Harry's house warming party. But when he comes he finds who else, but Draco Malfoy sitting on the staircse. What is he doing there?