My name is Kara Rosenblatt, and I am a 26 year old housewife and mother of two boys from Kentucky. That's right.. Kentucky.. BFE... middle of no where. And no, we are all not redneck or trailer trash, or inbred. I am a psychology major working toward my eventual dream of a doctorate. I started reading religiously (aka average of 4 books a week) after my second son was born 7 months ago. I have been tossing around ideas for my own stories but never thought I would be good at writing. I do much better on research papers. I've been acting for 15 years and professionally directing for 5. Until recently, I had no idea who I was. Not fully. I know what I enjoyed, and I knew certain things about myself. But here, and now I fully understand who I am, what the purpose of my life is, I am finally comfortable in my own skin and confident about it. I am the girl that suprises you, I am the girl who you have expectations for. I am the one that never instigates a fight but yet never takes shit. I am the one who you cannot control but yet has a submissive personality. I am the girl that is comfortable talking about anything. I am the one with the longest fuse of anyone you know. I am the mediator and the therapist. I am the girl that randomly dances around her house with her headphones on. I am the girl that doesn't like quiet time, it give me too much time to think. I am the girl who contemplates and calculates everything she says and every move she makes as if life were one giant chess game. I am a total cunt but also the nicest person you know. I am the girl you want to hate but can't. I am the person that cares too much about other people over herself. I'm the girl who wouldn't be here if it weren't for the things in my life. There are many people who have added to the brew that I have become- some more than others and I thank them every day for what they gave me, even if it was hard. I'm the girl who has the mind of a soldier- but can't run. I get lost in my own mind too many times, I am more insane than people give me credit for. I admit my flaws and am too brutally honest while being Switzerland. I'm the girl who has her own playlist going in her head all day long. I thoroughly enjoy long car trips where I can unwind and release stress. I am obsessed with storms both in a scientific and a sexual way. I'm obsessed with Battlestar Galactica and Buffy. I am me, and I am not going to change for anyone, unless fate decides so. I am finally all of who I was, am and will be. We have finally came together and while scary, it feels like home.

Quotes:

"Never Wear a G-String on a bus without shocks." - Me

"Let's see how many names there are for a prostitute shall we? There's: buband, red-light district citizen, slut, gutter slut, whore, working girl, hooker, skank, tramp, slag, street walker, trollup, call girl, coutresan, drab, escort, ho, hoe, lady of the night, camp follower, scarlet woman, tart, tease, sexual actress, fuck buddy, booty call, nutgobbler, Bimbo, crackhoe, puckbunny, community property, human trampoline, and a madame if you are an old prostitute. So, that's what... 34 different names for a prostitute."- Me during a Requiem RP Session

"An actor is totally vulnerable. His total personality is exposed to critical judgment - his intellect, his bearing, his diction, his whole appearance. In short, his ego." - Sir Alec Guinness

"A wise man knows everything, a screwed man knows everyone."- Joe Butler's favorite fortune cookie

"O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend The brightest heaven of invention, A kingdom for a stage, princes to act And monarchs to behold the swelling scene!"- William Shakespeare

"A hard-on does not count as personal growth"- Sherrilyn Kenyon DH series